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Schumer Poems - Poems about Schumer

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Premium Member Equal Rights For the Polite
...Pardon me, sir No, you go first You have right of way I defer to you. Go ahead No, really. I'm in no hurry Neither am I Well, then. I'll just wait for you And I for you......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, humor, parody, pride, relationship,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A New Start For America
...Out with infighting and lack of general respect, Let’s restore our Congressional reputation Rank partisanship and grandstanding While padding their own coffers, I expect! Let’s rid o......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, america, goodbye, perspective, political,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member 15 and 16
... "15 and 16" she was taken from a distance removed, she watched her mother die 15 the sky bleeds blue now echoes in the cloudy eyes of a helpless mother wa......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, abuse, humanity, innocence, sky,
Form: Free verse
Political Futility
...No more new year resolutions, no more lie on government restitution, no republic can survive its dilution no more pandemic blues, no more wild-eyed cons[iracy cues no more revenue that's du......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, america, angst,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Devil's Banquet
...Some years from now the Devil throws a banquet – In hell, of course – where he alone unquestionably rules: A banquet table plated for greedy fools: to his right, Barack seated; with Hilary......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, allegory, betrayal, corruption, humorous,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Quite a Start For Old Jb
...Executive orders signing spree Quite a start for old JB Killed off the jobs of myriad employees Put a chokehold on the oil industry But in the name of his pitch for unity Lets look at ......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, america, leadership, political, satire,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member C'Mon, Let's Defund the Police
...C'mon! Let's defund the police Just make sure not to open the schools To leave them defenseless, we'd be fools Unless, suddenly, shooters desist and cease... And we'd better keep offices an......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, america, anxiety, future, murder,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Impeach This
...It’s sad just how low, American leftists will go, Mentally ill by the thought: TRUMP WINS—two in a row. Pelosi—their Jesus, decrees moral high ground, Enter Schumer, Na......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, anger, angst, hate, jealousy,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Collusion Illusion
...I remember the day—historic NEWS FLASH, America said YES, to that famed man of brash. Too good to be true—for conservative folk, Donald Trump now our Prez—was surely a hoax. But indeed it was t......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, abuse, america, angst, celebrity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Something Strange Is Happening In Dc
...This morning I am glued to my TV, for something has happened in DC! I’m scratching my head. Am I dreaming still in bed? They are PRAISING the President on NBC! I turn to CNN. It's all the same......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, humor, political,
Form: Rhyme
Should Suffice and Will Entice and More
...A Priest Who Had Schumer Humor Our priest had almost been a baby boomer, Who is religious and we even heard a rumor He did dodge, Having a massage; Has friend named Schumer with much humor. ......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
New Hymn For Little Children
...NEW HYMN FOR LITTLE CHILDREN Trump is evil this I know For the papers tell me so CNN, & NBC Scorn him and his family Yes! The Donald hates me Yes! The Donald hates me Yes! The Donald hate......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, satire,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Baby Boomer
...Mr. Chuck Schumer Is a Baby Boomer His real name is Charles Ellis Aren't you just insanely jealous?......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, nonsense, silly, truth,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member White House Spectacle
...Trump on live TV "I'll shut down the government" Said to Chuck Schumer......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, people, political, social, truth,
Form: Senryu
Purposes For a Probe
...Purposes for a Probe May be many purposes for a probe; Should hear about in each ear lobe; Another rumor; He hates Schumer; Horrible Trump has been a homophobe. Jim Horn......Read the rest...
Categories: schumer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

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