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Premium Member A Palestinian Genocide

Another American Colony
poisoned with venom and hate
Consumed by the world’s great religions
apparently, this was its fate

The Palestine homeland was stolen
by the powerful in our world
They took it and gave it to others
named it Israel, a new flag unfurled
Then created a thing they call AIPAC
for the funneling of funds every year
Take American taxpayer dollars
with each bomb that is dropped, they all cheer

The Parties all do it together
Jews and gentiles sign-off on the funds
Together with makers of weapons
we all pay for the bullets and guns
America’s funding a genocide
our Senators and Reps have no shame
As the people pay all of the taxes
together we share all the blame

Netanyahu, a villain and killer
has a bank that’s called US of A
Anytime that he wants to kill Gazans
AIPAC’s ready with money to play
As for Schumer, he has in his pocket
Booker, Jeffries and Torres and more
It is why he keeps running for office
to keep Israel funded for war

Now the Trumps plan a new Riviera
by Republicans they will be led 
With American taxpayer money
they will build it on all of the dead

Premium Member Democracy or Autocracy

      	MAGA folks, with Trump are mostly delighted
           Democrats up in arms, yet affrighted

        Is Trump dealing democracy a ‘death blow’
           or just displaying ‘common sense,’ you know

        Who to ask? Ted Cruz?  Nancy Pelosi?  Chuck Schumer?  JD Vance?
           ~ How about Nikki Halle or Mike Pence?


Premium Member Election 2025

Poor old Schumer and our poor old Nancy 
Biden gave them not one pardon fancy
He was stabbed in the back
And thrown out like a hack
Now with Donald their futures are chancy

Premium Member Equal Rights For the Polite

Pardon me, sir
    No, you go first
  You have right of way
    I defer to you. Go ahead

  No, really. I'm in no hurry
    Neither am I
  Well, then. I'll just wait for you
    And I for you ...

  Now this is getting a bit silly. Please, it's your right of way
    Oh? I'm not sure that I really have right of way. Plus I like it here
  Gosh, I'm going to ask this gendarme here to help us 
    No, no. NO need for that! He's got better things to attend to

  Mr. McConnell? Is that you? Imagine! I didn't recognize you in the sunlight
    Uh, yes, yes. It's me, alright, uh, er, Mr... Mr...
  Schumer. Mr. Charles Schumer. But you can just call me 'Chuck'  
    O yes. Sure. I know you now. So, please go ahead, Chuck. Time's a-wasting 

  Mr. McConnell, now that I'm sure it's really y--
    O, Officer! Mr. Policeman! May I have a word with y--

Premium Member A New Start For America

Out with infighting and lack of general respect,
Let’s restore our Congressional reputation
Rank partisanship and grandstanding
While padding their own coffers, I expect!

Let’s rid ourselves of all the current trolls
“Let’s throw the bums out,” it has been said,
Not a one of them worth saving, I suspect.
Better off with zombies at the controls.

Let’s start by ditching Mitch; Pelosi, too,
Right down to the bottom of the barrel
Grifters, the shysters, and arrogant fools
Send McCarthy and Schumer to Timbuktu.

Greene, and Gaetz, and dummy Gohmert
Publicity hounds and holier-than-thous
Let’s start with a clean slate this year
Out with Cruz, Cotton, and Lauren Boebert.

Repubs and Dems—all those fat cats alike,
We need to start with a clean slate now
Hire those who will make government run
Let’s tell Madison Cawthorn to take a hike.

All of them! – I’ve just named a very few
But I can’t think of a single one I’d keep,
Clear out the entire House and the Senate
We need to clean up this despicable zoo! 

HONORABLE MENTION
"Religion or Politics No. 7" Poetry Contest
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April 24, 2022
Written April 9, 2022


Premium Member The Devil's Banquet

Some years from now
the Devil throws a banquet – 
In hell, of course – where he alone 
unquestionably rules:

A banquet table plated for 
greedy fools: to his right,
Barack seated; with Hilary at
his heated left; Bidden,
unable to tell where he is – 
so after a brief, delirious spell,
decides himself quite content 
with just the odious, strangely
familiar smell – Hunter doing some
cooking – agents told to shy
from looking – ordered not to 
allow lawful booking: 

Pelosi and Schumer,
for the first time
realizing themselves entirely
powerless...yet, hopelessly
addicted to procuring votes,
hotly plot how to send
the Squad copious
asbestos notes – His Majesty
offers them, another plate of 
hot coals, with a side-dish of
charred souls – some fur lined 
totes, to go with stylish
Arctic coats –

Premium Member Quite a Start For Old Jb

Executive orders signing spree
  Quite a start for old JB

Killed off the jobs of myriad employees
  Put a chokehold on the oil industry

But in the name of his pitch for unity
  Lets look at JB's orders with impunity

Rejoining the 2015 Paris 'dialogue-ees'
  He's eased up on our good friends, the Chinese

Plus he's helped so many radicals smile with glee
  Like Ms. Omer, Ms. Tlieb, Bernie and AOC

Not to mention old pros like Schumer and Pelosi
  Now on to re-engage Iran, Obama's lose-lose strategy

Canceling rents and student loans in late February
  Open the borders ~ Here comes amnesty

Premium Member C'Mon, Let's Defund the Police

C'mon! Let's defund the police
  Just make sure not to open the schools
  To leave them defenseless, we'd be fools
Unless, suddenly, shooters desist and cease...

And we'd better keep offices and factories shut
  So that one day some angry ex-worker nut
  Doesn't walk in and shoot your place up
Then saunter away with a chuckle and a strut...

Of course, government will come to a grinding halt
  No more protection for Trump, Pelosi, or Schumer
  Yes, I've heard that's not such a wild rumor
With nobody to prevent murder, it's nobody's fault

Premium Member Impeach This

It’s sad just how low, American leftists will go,
Mentally ill by the thought: TRUMP WINS—two in a row.
Pelosi—their Jesus, decrees moral high ground,
Enter Schumer, Nadler, and Schiff—three idiot clowns.
And yet, not one strategy has rid them of him,
Charlatans and liars—appropriate pseudonyms.   
Hating on this president, three long years now and counting… 

Trump Derangement Syndrome—a social disorder,
Hampers millions still clinging to their losing New Yorker. 
Impeaching popular presidents, with opinions—not facts,
Should scare you to the polls—to vote Donald right back!

December 20, 2019
Your Best New Poem Poetry Contest

Premium Member Something Strange Is Happening In Dc

This morning I am glued to my TV,
for something has happened in DC!
I’m scratching my head.
Am I dreaming still in bed?
They are PRAISING the President on NBC!

I turn to CNN. It's all the same again!
From ear to ear Don Lemon wears a grin,
“...the President’s magnanimous...
a genius without animus...
In the next election he’s sure to win!"

                  WHAT?

Surely MSNBC will say something keen.
“The first lady should grace a magazine,”
says Chris Matthews all atingle,
“did you know she’s bilingual?”
The unobjective fawning is obscene!

Schumer and Pelosi toasting with champagne,
are heading Trump's re-election campaign!
The POTUS’s tweets 
called, "poetry--like Keats"…
Has the planet gone completely insane?

At FOX News everyone is crying.
They’re shaking their fists and Oh-why-ing.
Hannity’s guzzling booze,
While Tucker sings the blues.
I wonder if pigs have started flying!

Something very strange has happened in DC!
And I am still glued to my TV,
uncertain if I woke	
or if it’s all a joke…
The President simply switched from “R” to “D”!



January 31, 2019

New Hymn For Little Children

NEW HYMN FOR LITTLE CHILDREN

Trump is evil this I know
For the papers tell me so
CNN, & NBC 
Scorn him and his family

Yes! The Donald hates me
Yes! The Donald hates me
Yes! The Donald hates me
The media tells me so

No way could elected be
Dirty deeds suspect of he
Must have got there this I know
With collusion from Moscow

Yes! POTUS hates me
Yes! POTUS hates me
Yes! POTUS hates me
Chuck Schumer tells me so

Think he must have cast a spell
It’s all going far too well
So we’ll overcome this trauma
Put it down to B Obama

Yes! Trump he hates me
Yes! Trump he hates me
Yes! Trump he hates me
My teacher tells me so

Premium Member A Baby Boomer

Mr. Chuck Schumer
Is a Baby Boomer
   His real name is Charles Ellis
   Aren't you just insanely jealous?

Premium Member White House Spectacle

Trump on live TV
"I'll shut down the government"
Said to Chuck Schumer

Purposes For a Probe

Purposes for a Probe

May be many purposes for a probe;
Should hear about in each ear lobe;
Another rumor;
He hates Schumer;
Horrible Trump has been a homophobe. 

Jim Horn

Hillary's Bloomers

Hillary’s bloomers

I’ve got some fresh news on Chuck Schumer
Though some still believe it a rumor
The cameras did click
Producing a pic
Of him wearing Hillary’s bloomers



Maybe I should have written Pelosi's bloomers...nah, same thing.

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