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Short Schumer Poems

Short Schumer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Schumer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Schumer by length and keyword.


Premium Member White House Spectacle
Trump on live TV
"I'll shut down the government"
Said to Chuck Schumer...

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Categories: schumer, people, political, social, truth,
Form: Senryu



Premium Member A Baby Boomer
Mr. Chuck Schumer
Is a Baby Boomer
   His real name is Charles Ellis
   Aren't you just insanely jealous?...

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Categories: schumer, nonsense, silly, truth,
Form: Clerihew
Purposes For a Probe
Purposes for a Probe

May be many purposes for a probe;
Should hear about in each ear lobe;
Another rumor;
He hates Schumer;
Horrible Trump has been a homophobe. 

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: schumer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Hillary's Bloomers
Hillary’s bloomers

I’ve got some fresh news on Chuck Schumer
Though some still believe it a rumor
The cameras did click
Producing a pic
Of him wearing Hillary’s bloomers



Maybe I should have written Pelosi's bloomers...nah, same thing....

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Categories: schumer, funny, political,
Form: Limerick

Book: Shattered Sighs