Short Schumer Poems

Short Schumer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Schumer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Schumer by length and keyword.

Poor old Schumer and our poor old Nancy 
Biden gave them not one pardon fancy
He was stabbed in the back
And thrown out like a hack
Now with Donald their futures are chancy

© Chetta Achara  

Purposes for a Probe

May be many purposes for a probe;
Should hear about in each ear lobe;
Another rumor;
He hates Schumer;
Horrible Trump has been a homophobe. 

Jim Horn

© James Horn  

Hillary’s bloomers

I’ve got some fresh news on Chuck Schumer
Though some still believe it a rumor
The cameras did click
Producing a pic
Of him wearing Hillary’s bloomers



Maybe I should have written Pelosi's bloomers...nah, same thing.

© Chris Green  

      	MAGA folks, with Trump are mostly delighted
           Democrats up in arms, yet affrighted

        Is Trump dealing democracy a ‘death blow’
           or just displaying ‘common sense,’ you know

        Who to ask? Ted Cruz?  Nancy Pelosi?  Chuck Schumer?  JD Vance?
           ~ How about Nikki Halle or Mike Pence?

© Gershon Wolf