Short Schumer Poems
Short Schumer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Schumer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Schumer by length and keyword.
White House Spectacle
Trump on live TV
"I'll shut down the government"
Said to Chuck Schumer...
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Categories:
schumer, people, political, social, truth,
Form:
Senryu
A Baby Boomer
Mr. Chuck Schumer
Is a Baby Boomer
His real name is Charles Ellis
Aren't you just insanely jealous?...
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Categories:
schumer, nonsense, silly, truth,
Form:
Clerihew
Election 2025
Poor old Schumer and our poor old Nancy
Biden gave them not one pardon fancy
He was stabbed in the back
And thrown out like a hack
Now with Donald their futures are chancy...
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Categories:
schumer, political,
Form:
Limerick
Purposes For a Probe
Purposes for a Probe
May be many purposes for a probe;
Should hear about in each ear lobe;
Another rumor;
He hates Schumer;
Horrible Trump has been a homophobe.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
schumer, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Hillary's Bloomers
Hillary’s bloomers
I’ve got some fresh news on Chuck Schumer
Though some still believe it a rumor
The cameras did click
Producing a pic
Of him wearing Hillary’s bloomers
Maybe I should have written Pelosi's bloomers...nah, same thing....
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Categories:
schumer, funny, political,
Form:
Limerick
Democracy or Autocracy
MAGA folks, with Trump are mostly delighted
Democrats up in arms, yet affrighted
Is Trump dealing democracy a ‘death blow’
or just displaying ‘common sense,’ you know
Who to ask? Ted Cruz? Nancy Pelosi? Chuck Schumer? JD Vance?
~ How about Nikki Halle or Mike Pence?
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Categories:
schumer, america, confusion, freedom,
Form:
Couplet