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Equal Rights For the Polite

Pardon me, sir No, you go first You have right of way I defer to you. Go ahead No, really. I'm in no hurry Neither am I Well, then. I'll just wait for you And I for you ... Now this is getting a bit silly. Please, it's your right of way Oh? I'm not sure that I really have right of way. Plus I like it here Gosh, I'm going to ask this gendarme here to help us No, no. NO need for that! He's got better things to attend to Mr. McConnell? Is that you? Imagine! I didn't recognize you in the sunlight Uh, yes, yes. It's me, alright, uh, er, Mr... Mr... Schumer. Mr. Charles Schumer. But you can just call me 'Chuck' O yes. Sure. I know you now. So, please go ahead, Chuck. Time's a-wasting Mr. McConnell, now that I'm sure it's really y-- O, Officer! Mr. Policeman! May I have a word with y--

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Date: 5/14/2023 12:34:00 AM
Hmmm, reminds me of a four-way-stop in my neighborhood, it can be so frustrating! Lol!
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Date: 5/12/2023 8:17:00 AM
LOL! My husband tried that polite stuff with a New York woman…her brusk shoo and I laughed. Sometimes we hold up people with our rude politeness!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 5/13/2023 8:55:00 PM
New York, eh? A reporter once asked a New Yorker: "Excuse me sir, What do you think about the discovery of the 'Omnivoraciousaur?" The New Yorker, shot back: "What's an 'Excuse-me-sir?" OH, well...

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