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Rhyming Slang Poems - Poems about Rhyming Slang

Rhyming Slang Poems - Examples of all types of poems about rhyming slang to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for rhyming slang.

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On the doleful prospect of devoting an ode to a screwdriver
...d them no grace? ‘Appetizer,’ ‘sliver’ and - oh yes- ‘scuba diver’ Bring little help the shunned screwdriver. Can rhyming slang yet save the day? Let’s ask a Cockney on the way. “Sorry, mate, I don’t know neiver.” Envoi If there......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, poetry, silly, words,
Form: Light Verse



A diamond in the coal
...me you give to those without the words of wisdom freely handed out your actions not your words. you don’t speak in rhyming slang and came up north and gave a helping hand you’re a cockney with an heart of gold A diamond in the coa......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, heart,
Form: Free verse
Mince Pies
...Mince Pies Is also London Cockney Rhyming slang for eyes So when I look into your mince pies I fall deep into your beautiful eyes As they never e......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, appreciation, girlfriend,
Form: Free verse
Jellied eels and Pie 'N' Mash
...ckney chests, they puff out proud. Not much left of old world London town. Inside office blocks our city drowns. The rhyming slang, used to confound. It hid the truth, of lies abound. The gifted few, they understood. They kept those c......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, england, imagery, london,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member MAMMO-GRAHAMS
...ms show cancer can be quashed Always makes me smile that my appointment letter comes from Bristol because in cockney rhyming slang ‘Bristols’ is slang for breasts. 9/19/18 ......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, body, health, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member TELLING PORKIE PIES
...” Some think they are cool Then break ev’ry rule Folk cheating are no friends of mine! 'Porkie Pies' is cockney rhyming slang for lies 11-02-17 ......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, conflict, humorous, people,
Form: Limerick
The price of life
...ot me, no ignoring the pale looking,boring guy sat on his own with a celery stick. ( *Porky pies- 'Lies' . Cockney rhyming slang)......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, health, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member MY POOR ACHING 'BRISTOL CITIES' ALTERNATIVE TITLE 'A TALE OF TWO TITTIES'
...tion is really the answer And in two years they will re squash my titties! 09~23~16 (Bristol Cities is cockney rhyming slang for titties) ......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, body, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member ANIMAL ANTICS
...Shadow Hamilton 09~05~16 N B The title will be amended after the contest to - 'You're having a Giraffe' which in rhyming slang means you are having a laugh. ......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, animal, fantasy, fun, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member MY SHOES
...My shoes contain two huge ‘plates of meat’ - That’s cockney rhyming slang for my feet My shoes can smell like ripe cheese - Especially in a hot breeze Without shoes feet would n......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, humorous, irony,
Form: Limerick
denominations
...orange green hue. Display not weapons in weather fuelled skies. Thin thunder is unwelcome in a booming bass rhythm and rhyming slang is only to be used by mice and squirrels on rainy days. So, raise ones tail then and fly to many moons. Al......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, beach,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member FARMER GILES
...obbling When he sat down on ice The relief was so nice His tush is in need of remodelling Farmer Giles is Cockney rhyming slang for Piles or haemorrhoids. 31st May 2015 ......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The Great Bell of Bow
...g Dong or blessed with Surrey Docks There all covered in Dudleys and end up Hank Marvin The J Arthur Rankers Cockney Rhyming Slang Steam Tug – Mug (fool- idiot) Porkies(pork Pies) – lies Tea leaf – thief Half inched – pinched (stole)......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, funny, me, eve, me,
Form: Classicism
Joanna
...ease don't tease his touch doth make every string sing For 'The Piano' contest - not placed (Joanna is rhyming slang for Pi-an-a)......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, music
Form: Crystalline
Rhyming slang
...2010 Straight in the dustbin.......Read More
Categories: rhyming slang, dedication
Form: I do not know?

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