Rhyming Slang Poems - Poems about Rhyming Slang

...Please enter, What is with your 'box of toys' (noise)? Accusations and slander, 'Get on with it, lad.' In the streets of London, Spreading your propaganda, 'Days a-dawning' (morning). One's been......Read the rest...

...A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass) B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class) C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K) ......Read the rest...

...Vague words lead poets to heady heights far yonder If we, like Wordsworth, seek a path to’ wander.’ But words there are whose power is less prolific, Dwindling fast the more they are specific. ......Read the rest...

...I'm looking for your inner soul The part of you that makes you whole The essence of you’re being. I will find it in the things you do The way you treat a lesser soul. And the way you love. ......Read the rest...

...Mince Pies Is also London Cockney Rhyming slang for eyes So when I look into your mince pies I fall deep into your beautiful eyes As they never ever lie Do they? DAMO......Read the rest...

...Jellied eels and pie n mash. East London Fair, and that’s a fact. The Dockers hands, and the pearly kings. Their romance gone, the truth it stings. The Bow Bells ring, they sound out loud. Cockn......Read the rest...

...On Thursday my boobies will get squashed (My armpits will be thoroughly washed) Can’t use deo or spray so I’ll whiff on that day Mammograms show cancer can be quashed Always makes ......Read the rest...

...This saying is simply divine “You shouldn’t cast pearls before swine” Some think they are cool Then break ev’ry rule Folk cheating are no friends of mine! 'Porkie Pies' is cockne......Read the rest...

...My recent encounter, an annual checkup with blood tests and pressure, my height against weight are all carried out to check my bits are working and put back the time where I cross Heaven's gate. ......Read the rest...

...A letter from Bristol arrived on my doorstep I knew its contents would cause me such pain An invitation for a routine mammogram – My Goodness …two years have flown past again I arr......Read the rest...

...A tall giraffe at our local zoo Got neck ache, (as giraffes often do) With his neck being so long The pain was terribly strong That he couldn’t reach the leaves to chew The gir......Read the rest...

...My shoes contain two huge ‘plates of meat’ - That’s cockney rhyming slang for my feet My shoes can smell like ripe cheese - Especially in a hot breeze Without shoes feet would not be ......Read the rest...

...The fragrance of possums is a kit of great virtue bathed and lit by an orange green hue. Display not weapons in weather fuelled skies. Thin thunder is unwelcome in a booming bass rhythm and rhyming s......Read the rest...

...Poor old farmer Giles started hobbling As his painful piles were a wobbling When he sat down on ice The relief was so nice His tush is in need of remodelling Farmer Giles is Cockney rh......Read the rest...

...The Great Bell of Bow I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it Almost totally Boracic on the way to the Pope......Read the rest...