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Short Rhyming Slang Poems

Short Rhyming Slang Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Rhyming Slang by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Rhyming Slang by length and keyword.


Rhyming slang
2010
Straight in the dustbin....

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Categories: rhyming slang, dedication
Form: I do not know?



Joanna
He's caressing my keys, please don't tease
his touch doth make every string sing







For 'The Piano' contest - not placed
(Joanna is rhyming slang for Pi-an-a)...

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Categories: rhyming slang, music
Form: Crystalline
Mince Pies
Mince Pies

Is also London Cockney Rhyming slang for eyes

So when I look into your mince pies

I fall deep into your beautiful eyes

As they never ever lie

Do they?

DAMO
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Categories: rhyming slang, appreciation, girlfriend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member TELLING PORKIE PIES
This saying is simply divine “You shouldn’t cast pearls before swine” Some think they are cool Then break ev’ry rule Folk cheating are no friends of mine! 'Porkie Pies' is cockney rhyming slang for lies 11-02-17
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Categories: rhyming slang, conflict, humorous, people,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member FARMER GILES
Poor old farmer Giles started hobbling As his painful piles were a wobbling When he sat down on ice The relief was so nice His tush is in need of remodelling Farmer Giles is Cockney rhyming slang for Piles or haemorrhoids. 31st May 2015
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Categories: rhyming slang, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member MAMMO-GRAHAMS
On Thursday my boobies will get squashed (My armpits will be thoroughly washed) Can’t use deo or spray so I’ll whiff on that day Mammograms show cancer can be quashed Always makes me smile that my appointment letter comes from Bristol because in cockney rhyming slang ‘Bristols’ is slang for breasts. 9/19/18
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Categories: rhyming slang, body, health, humorous,
Form: Limerick
A diamond in the coal
I'm looking for your inner soul
The part of you that makes you whole
The essence of you’re being. 

I will find it in the things you do
The way you treat a lesser soul.
And the way you love. 

The time you give to those without
the words of wisdom freely handed out
your actions not your words.

you don’t speak in rhyming slang
and came up north and gave a helping hand
you’re a cockney with an heart of gold

A diamond in the coal .
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Categories: rhyming slang, heart,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member MY SHOES
My shoes contain two huge ‘plates of meat’ - That’s cockney rhyming slang for my feet My shoes can smell like ripe cheese - Especially in a hot breeze Without shoes feet would not be complete! I like wearing shoes made from black leather They keep feet dry in inclement weather Daisy cow no longer moos - Her hide was used for my shoes My shoes not hers now walk in the heather! My shoes contest Sponsored by Lewis Raynes 08~25~16
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Categories: rhyming slang, humorous, irony,
Form: Limerick