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Long Rhyming slang Poems

Long Rhyming slang Poems. Below are the most popular long Rhyming slang by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Rhyming slang poems by poem length and keyword.


denominations
The fragrance of possums is a kit of great virtue bathed and lit by an orange green hue. Display not weapons in weather fuelled skies. Thin thunder is unwelcome in a booming bass rhythm and...

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Categories: rhyming slang, beach,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member ABC With Mummy - a woman scorned
A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass)
B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class)

C is for Chicken (and for a...

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Categories: rhyming slang, anger, mom, wife,
Form: Rhyme
The Great Bell of Bow
The Great Bell of Bow

I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar

In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it
Almost totally Boracic on the way to...

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© Nigel Fox  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rhyming slang, funnyme, eve, me,
Form: I do not know?
The Great Bell of Bow
The Great Bell of Bow

I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar

In me local Nuclear Sub you wouldn’t Christmas Eve it
Almost totally Boracic on the way to...

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© Nigel Fox  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rhyming slang, funny, me, eve, me,
Form: Classicism
Even Stephan
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Categories: rhyming slang, nostalgia, on work and working, on writing
Form: Free verse



Premium Member MY POOR ACHING 'BRISTOL CITIES' ALTERNATIVE TITLE 'A TALE OF TWO TITTIES'
A letter from Bristol arrived on my doorstep
I knew its contents would cause me such pain
An invitation for a routine mammogram – 
My Goodness …two years have flown past again

I arrived at the breast-screening center
And...

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Categories: rhyming slang, body, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Jellied eels and Pie 'N' Mash
Jellied eels and pie n mash.
East London Fair, and that’s a fact.
The Dockers hands, and the pearly kings.
Their romance gone, the truth it stings.
The Bow Bells ring, they sound out loud.
Cockney chests, they puff out...

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Categories: rhyming slang, england, imagery, london,
Form: Rhyme
On the doleful prospect of devoting an ode to a screwdriver

Vague words lead poets to heady heights far yonder
If we, like Wordsworth,   seek a path to’ wander.’
But words there are whose power is less prolific,
Dwindling  fast the more they are specific. 
Sententious...

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Categories: rhyming slang, poetry, silly, words,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member ANIMAL ANTICS
A tall giraffe at our local zoo 
Got neck ache, (as giraffes often do) 
With his neck being so long 
The pain was terribly strong 
That he couldn’t reach the leaves to chew

The giraffe doctor...

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Categories: rhyming slang, animal, fantasy, fun, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The price of life

My recent encounter, an annual checkup
with blood tests and pressure, my height against weight
are all carried out to check my bits are working
and put back the time where I cross Heaven's gate.
I could tell porky...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rhyming slang, health, humor,
Form: Rhyme