Best Rhyming Slang Poems
Below are the all-time best Rhyming Slang poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of rhyming slang poems written by PoetrySoup members
Categories:
rhyming slang, dedication
Form:
I do not know?
Animal AnticsA tall giraffe at our local zoo
Got neck ache, (as giraffes often do)
With his neck being so long
The pain was terribly strong...
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rhyming slang, animal, fantasy, fun, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Farmer GilesPoor old farmer Giles started hobbling
As his painful piles were a wobbling
When he sat down on ice
The relief was so nice
His tush is in need...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My ShoesMy shoes contain two huge ‘plates of meat’ -
That’s cockney rhyming slang for my feet
My shoes can smell like ripe cheese -
Especially in a hot...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, humorous, irony,
Form:
Limerick
My Poor Aching 'Bristol Cities' Alternative Title 'A Tale of Two Titties'A letter from Bristol arrived on my doorstep
I knew its contents would cause me such pain
An invitation for a routine mammogram –
My Goodness …two...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, body, health, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
The Great Bell of BowThe Great Bell of Bow
I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar
In me local Nuclear Sub you...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, funnyme, eve, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Telling Porkie PiesThis saying is simply divine
“You shouldn’t cast pearls before swine”
Some think they are cool
Then break ev’ry rule
Folk cheating are no friends of mine!
'Porkie Pies' is...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, conflict, humorous, people,
Form:
Limerick
The Price of LifeMy recent encounter, an annual checkup
with blood tests and pressure, my height against weight
are all carried out to check my bits are working
and put back...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, health, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Great Bell of BowThe Great Bell of Bow
I feel such a Steam Tug and no Porkies
Some Tea Leaf Half Inched me Jam jar
In me local Nuclear Sub you...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, funny, me, eve, me,
Form:
Classicism
Jellied Eels and Pie 'N' MashJellied eels and pie n mash.
East London Fair, and that’s a fact.
The Dockers hands, and the pearly kings.
Their romance gone, the truth it stings.
The Bow...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, england, imagery, london,
Form:
Rhyme
Mammo-GrahamsOn Thursday my boobies will get squashed
(My armpits will be thoroughly washed)
Can’t use deo or spray
so I’ll whiff on that day
Mammograms show cancer can be...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, body, health, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
A Diamond In the CoalI'm looking for your inner soul
The part of you that makes you whole
The essence of you’re being.
I will find it in the things you...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, heart,
Form:
Free verse
JoannaHe's caressing my keys, please don't tease
his touch doth make every string sing
For 'The Piano' contest - not placed
(Joanna is rhyming slang for Pi-an-a)...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, music
Form:
Crystalline
Even StephanEven Stephan
Author Message
Admin
Admin
Age : 53
Joined : 13 Jun 2007
Posts : 676
Subject: Even Stephan Today...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, nostalgia, on work and
Form:
Free verse
Abc With Mummy - a Woman ScornedA is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass)
B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a...
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Categories:
rhyming slang, anger, mom, wife,
Form:
Rhyme