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Pretentious
Full court press on the press an all out assault on speech verbose wit-nitts sowing deceit supremes masquerading liberators an all out assault on speech university protest branded supremes masquerading liberators fabulist executive derided university protest branded agitators bolstering antisemitism fabulist executive derided the light on genocide agitators bolstering antisemitism tattooed ICE on immigration the light on...

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Categories: pretentious, america, angst, bullying, freedom,
Form: Pantoum
Pretentious Poet
A ring on my phone, From my lady Maria! And I answer, Happy to hear her. "My lady Maria, I've missed you so dear!" "It's been less than a day," "Practically a year! Have you read my leaden notebooks, And the spirals of my love? And the way-" She cuts me off, A cruel shove. "My love, your words are like jewellery, That lie dormant on my neck, They...

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Categories: pretentious, cute, fun, funny, love,
Form: Rhyme



No, Pretentious Heart
No, pretentious heart... you judge me unfairly, I've stood by you until now; people don't change quickly! of regret leaves² a mark, it's guilt... and it won't allow tomorrow to offer us the joys we deserve, instead, it tickles a nerve! I love being in love, being spoiled, I don't mind being a puppet of your most extreme fantasy: that's what makes me happy! I stare...

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Categories: pretentious, adventure, desire, fear, love,
Form: Lyric
Pretentious Flask
The calmness of my head, Is gut-wrenching, instead. These vicious lights around, Are making my heart pound. Those blazing speaker is happiness for seeker, But their happiness is making me weaker. Those crickets screaming around, Telling the story which was never told aloud. The bustling streets and car's screech, Predicting the story which is meant to preach. Those gleaming households, filled with love and laughs, Are...

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Categories: pretentious, fate, relationship, world,
Form: Rhyme
A Memoir of Pretentious Love
Never have I imagined I'd get lost in a labyrinth In search for first attempt I got hypnotized I didn't realize You feed me lies Never have I imagined Our story will not last I can't help but wonder Why your love has to wander You left mine heart in a jiffy Like your path and mine never crossed The reality I tried to accept You sow nothing...

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Categories: pretentious, betrayal, blue, break up,
Form: Free verse



Pretentious Poem 2
Blackened cubes of naturality stomache across the pains of a million screaming faces Crushed by the weight of two ton pound horsehell and drowned in the unthoughtfulness of the moon's cruel disregard towards the emotions of the ground-up grime of the Earth. Her circular orbit brings punishment towards the agony and despair of crying mothers Wailing and screaming...

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Categories: pretentious, beach, earth, horse, moon,
Form: Free verse
Pretentious Poem 1
Boiling shells crack down hard upon raining rooftops None doth any apparitional material cover upon her arrogant gift She hast not laid down upon her last upstanding Glass convails images of the inconceivable Throwing away the Sun in blackened sickness No guilt, no shame, Unfeeling the inevitable eternal despisement Swarms choking the insides with a blanket They whisper in...

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Categories: pretentious, depression, loneliness, lonely, sin,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Being Pretentious
Being Pretentious By: Tom Wright 7/11/2019 It seems some peoples nature is to be ostentatious, Because God put on earth those of every kind. While this type of person is apt to be fallacious, When beyond my vision they’re off my mind. “Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t anti-social, They just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.” (Quotes and...

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Categories: pretentious, how i feel, social,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Having Once Been So Pretentious
Learnt never to flaunt my fortune. Even with money it gets lonely....

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Categories: pretentious, growth,
Form: Crystalline
Premium Member Pretentious Garden
Lush pretentious garden sculpts to be gleaned. Fullness of repose with sweet quiet sound, fruitful, and forbearance draw nature's ground. The sensuous feel, oft seasons has seen. Butterflies noiselessly stir round fragrant sweet allure angel's tears; with airy grace scatter elsewhere to perennial space. Ants, beetles, and birds herald, spring vagrants. Wind nimble bend forth, leaflets surrender mere fragrance in its resilience breath span, devour...

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Categories: pretentious, butterfly, spring,
Form: Sonnet
To the Danse Macabre
It’s closing in, The harmonic melody, It’s tone deliberately grim. As a one-time melody, it is heard by all. A familiar, yet unfamiliar ring. For the majority - its tune is distance. But like all those before, I can hear it- I can hear it from deep within. It’s seduction. Always terribly well-advantaged, Overpowering, Never once balancing. From a figure showing us from within, it gives a...

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Categories: pretentious, 11th grade, art, death,
Form: Free verse
Upside Down Pompous Cake
½ cup sass 1 tbsp eye roll 2 cups suprirotive 1 cup white privilege ½ tsp rudeness 1 brand new car, softened 5 oz brand name clothing A dash of allof, to taste Add all ingredients together, while whisking in misinformed news media. Mix thoroughly for pretentious....

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Categories: pretentious, 12th grade, culture, people,
Form: I do not know?
Pretentious Tone
If the link is weak You know the chain won't be strong If the table is bare, Don't make it look like we're having a feast When you're hugging the most Don't cry that you have the least When your greed becomes a creed Then it becomes your religion Don't tell me I'll fail When I'm yet to try If you tell me a lie Don't...

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Categories: pretentious, character,
Form: Free verse
Pretentious Friend
YEAH just walk away, Rene I don’t need you anyway to know if this was meant for YOU you'll question in your mind. I always thought that you were cool until you made me out the fool you clenched the doubt when you sold out Pretending to be kind Was I just blind or too naïve to see what you had up your sleeve? You...

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Categories: pretentious, betrayal, feelings, friend, trust,
Form: Rhyme
Pretentious
I shared my florid words about our torrid love with an ardent lover, who exclaimed propitiously that they were astonishing; then solicitously, she asked me to elucidate, how did this prestidigitation occur; from whence did I extricate these words of exultation, these harmonic chords of verbiage, that resonated so intimately with her psyche. When the real question is: how did they find...

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Categories: pretentious, humor,
Form: Free verse

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