Short Pretentious Poems
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Prepare to procure passivity in perpetual progress of personifying perfection! Puppets prefer playing pretend. Preposterously pretentious.
Form:
it seemed
his pretentious gibberish
would never end
and then
out of nowhere
emerged
the most blessed
awkward
silence
AP: Honorable Mention 2021
President Donald Trump
There's no adviser that he would't dump
Sometimes though his act seems pretentious
Remember, to him, everyone else is Apprentice
7.29.18
Pep Guardiola
they will wreathe a garland of Catalan cut gladiola
for that pretentious Olympian brow
but that horrid tie and collar - that's just not Arsenal somehow.
Token love tendered with a cheap card
Bartered lyric from a trite bard
Gilded, fabricated charm
Brokered, pretentious smarm
Words, symbols to treasure then disregard
Pompous city dwellers,
pretentious rock doves now
parade around like a
popinjay or fancy
peacock, and yet, they're not
persnickety poopers:
pooping on everything.
Percolating perfect poppycock, pretentious, impolite.
Roiling resistance to reverent recourse, rudiment rap.
Ceaseless sass surrendered to cell; spoiled sediments settle.
Strelitzia reginea is utterly pretentious!
Its claim to fame is so contentious!
For it is not a bird, that's absurd!
As sinner impenitent, from paradise it's spurred.
Does she really
not know
how beautiful
she is
with her
fresh baby skin
her innocent
childish eyes
her hesitant smile
devoid
of pretentious
guiles
AP: Honorable Mention 2020
Atlanta's Oliver Hardy
so pretentious and somewhat lardy,
had a sidekick,bungling,but thin
both silently,still bring a grin
Tribute to Laurel & Hardy-who proved humour needs no words and does not date
. Men with pretentious brains should use their knowledge wisely .
By ridiculing others , they make nothing of themselves
other than unworthy fools.
A reposted quote !
He used to be:
wordy, verbose, prolix,
chatty, jejune, digressive,
tedious, long-winded, repetitive,
elaborate, grandiloquent, loquacious,
pretentious, comprehensive, circumlocutory
Now he is:
pithy
Taradiddle
Means someone or something that's filled
with pretentious nonsense, quite skilled.
~X~X~X~
Faradiddle
It's a broader sense of nonsense
or rubbish a falsehood comment.
Don't be so pretentious
To not be conscious
All the things you've seen give you a luscious feel.
So go on, as you discover more.
When you found what your looking for.
Give a rest.
Buckle up and mesmerized by your thing.
Brown
Brown, you come to me
with warmth and complete resolve.
You are not flashy or pretentious
but content to stand back
and stay out of the spotlight..
Strong and comforting I turn to you
and bathe in your quiet promise.
They gather in cathedral clinics,
(with virtuoso grin)
scientists in robes of white.
Pretentious keepers of a new race,
their will shall be a will that mimics;
Manipulating the gene pool's base
in halls white-washed of sin,
not as God, but as God might...
Your asseveration is unsupported –
With pretentious ideas
I once thought you were altruistic
But now the blind fold unveiled
I see now vividly axiomatic –
You carry away your sorrows and drown them in your doubt
Such a shame my darling-
You could of rose above it
½ cup sass
1 tbsp eye roll
2 cups suprirotive
1 cup white privilege
½ tsp rudeness
1 brand new car, softened
5 oz brand name clothing
A dash of allof, to taste
Add all ingredients together, while whisking in misinformed news media. Mix thoroughly for pretentious.
Form:
Disloyalty is like a cocktail with a mixture of pretentious entangled with a so called clicks, captured in webs deceptions and full of backbiting oftentimes are illusions of breaking of faith and disloyalty and omissions of one that can’t be loyal when its only delivers to you.
One look. You smile, you nod, you fall for him
Eyes enchanting, breathing dead bark of tree
Showy singer, poor nest, pretentious whim
Yet, expert in stumping, purrs when with glee
Takes up parenting with love, face never once grim
So uxorious, love-rich. Why ours not so be?
Thoughts. they twist, turn, and travel,
in a passing pretentious place as one ponders
crying, climatic, charismatic, characteristics containing to you.
Delightedly doubtful, declining due to direct disbelief
So subtle these thoughts are saying surely yet slowly sleep.
Sleep
Just sleep
Freedom to choose
Freedom to lose
Alpha omega, the blood runs quick
Pride of the people in the arms of the sick
Curtains drawn
A tiny rock in an infinite space
A pretentious, silly place
Should we aspire to dance among the stars?
If the dream doesn't exceed the grasp
How can we get very far?
more earthy than a diamond
precious without being pretentious
words like splendid describe
a rubys awe inspiring dimensions
a dime piece set in platinum personality
sapphires, emeralds, and pearls are nice
but rubys are a mans best friend
the most impressive form of ice
*written for ruby
Form:
have you ever heard of progress?
figures
it's something you do to keep from
writing the same thing over and over
till it all feels like deja vu
have you ever heard of immortality?
something high up there above you?
no, you just smirk and call it
"pretentious"
well god is pretentious, i'm sure
it’s too easy to mock
and ridicule
to take on airs
so pompous
pretentious
arrogant
irreverent
and insolent
blatant cheap attempts
to have us look
the other way
at least momentarily
take the attention
off our own
personal flaws
and shortcomings
AP: Honorable Mention 2026, Honorable Mention 2020