Short Pretentious Poems

Learnt never to flaunt my fortune.
Even with money it gets lonely....

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Stay plain and true
It's good and tasteful living
In not pretentious....

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Pretentious are those
Positioning themselves when
          Peace unviable...

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lambent sprightliness
lush pretentious herb garden-
lounge with sweet hushed sound 


6/19/2019...

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Pompous
Politicians
Pontificating
Pointedly poignantly
Puffed, prettily preened
Propagates
Pretentious
Poopiness...

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Prepare to procure passivity in perpetual progress of personifying perfection! Puppets prefer playing pretend. Preposterously pretentious....

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President Donald Trump
There's no adviser that he would't dump
Sometimes though his act seems pretentious
Remember, to him, everyone else is Apprentice

7.29.18...

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Pep Guardiola
they will wreathe a garland of Catalan cut gladiola
for that pretentious Olympian brow
but that horrid tie and collar - that's just not Arsenal somehow....

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Token love tendered with a cheap card
Bartered lyric from a trite bard
Gilded, fabricated charm
Brokered, pretentious smarm
Words, symbols to treasure then disregard...

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Pompous city dwellers,
pretentious rock doves now
parade around like a 
popinjay or fancy
peacock, and yet, they're not
persnickety poopers,
pooping on everything.
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Strelitzia reginea is utterly pretentious!
Its claim to fame is so contentious!
For it is not a bird, that's absurd!
As sinner impenitent, from paradise it's spurred....

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Atlanta's Oliver Hardy
so pretentious and somewhat lardy,
had a sidekick,bungling,but thin
both silently,still bring a grin


Tribute to Laurel & Hardy-who proved  humour needs no words and does not date...

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. Men with pretentious brains should  use their knowledge  wisely .

 By ridiculing others , they make nothing of themselves

 other than unworthy fools. 







A reposted quote !...

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Does she really
not know
how beautiful
she is
with her
fresh baby skin
her innocent
childish eyes
her hesitant smile
devoid 
of pretentious
guiles



AP: Honorable Mention 2020

posted on June 11, 2019...

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He used to be:
   wordy, verbose, prolix,
   chatty, jejune, digressive,
   tedious, long-winded, repetitive,
   elaborate, grandiloquent, loquacious,
   pretentious, comprehensive, circumlocutory

Now he is:
   pithy...

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Taradiddle  

Means someone or something that's filled
with pretentious nonsense, quite skilled.
~X~X~X~



Faradiddle 

It's a broader sense of nonsense
or rubbish a falsehood comment.


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Don't be so pretentious 
To not be conscious
All the things you've seen give you a luscious feel. 
So go on, as you discover more. 
When you found what your looking for. 
Give a rest.
Buckle up and mesmerized by your thing....

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Brown
 

Brown,  you come to me
with warmth and complete resolve.
You are not flashy or pretentious
but content to stand back
and stay out of the spotlight..
Strong and comforting I turn to you
and bathe in your quiet promise.

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They gather in cathedral clinics,
(with virtuoso grin)
scientists in robes of white.
Pretentious keepers of a new race,
their will shall be a will that mimics;
Manipulating the gene pool's base
in halls white-washed of sin,
not as God, but as God might......

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We wear the pacifist’s mask 
that makes others feel O.K.
friendly polite poetry
“hello, goodbye” so cordially,
spiced with handshake, kiss or hug
circumstance, pretentious love.
Then suddenly strip it all away.
The real mask wearer doesn't stay.

10/4/17...

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Your asseveration is unsupported –
With pretentious ideas 
I once thought you were altruistic
But now the blind fold unveiled 
I see now vividly axiomatic –
You carry away your sorrows and drown them in your doubt
Such a shame my darling-
You could of rose above it...

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½ cup sass
1 tbsp eye roll
2 cups suprirotive 
1 cup white privilege 
½ tsp rudeness
1 brand new car, softened 
5 oz brand name clothing
A dash of allof, to taste 

Add all ingredients together, while whisking in misinformed news media. Mix thoroughly for pretentious....

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Disloyalty is like a cocktail with a mixture of pretentious entangled with a so called clicks, captured in webs  deceptions and full of backbiting oftentimes are illusions of breaking of faith and disloyalty and omissions of one that can’t be loyal when its only delivers to you....

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One look. You smile, you nod, you fall for him
Eyes enchanting, breathing dead bark of tree
Showy singer, poor nest, pretentious whim
Yet, expert in stumping, purrs when with glee
Takes up parenting with love, face never once grim
So uxorious, love-rich. Why ours not so be?...

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Thoughts.  they twist, turn, and travel,
in a passing pretentious place as one ponders
crying, climatic, charismatic, characteristics containing to you.
Delightedly  doubtful, declining due to direct disbelief 
So subtle these thoughts are saying surely yet slowly sleep. 
Sleep 
Just sleep...

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