Poop Poems - Poems about Poop

...Fruits of our labour is in this tree This one we all use to poop and pee They ripen with time Grow and taste devine Poo-pee plums, humans scrump for their tea.......Read the rest...

...Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy ba......Read the rest...

... Well cross my eyes and call me Lucy Met the sweetest lady of the group She turns my crank, gets my motor a-racing For poetry I don't give a poop Should rename the site “Meet A Sweet......Read the rest...

...I wished to find the words for you - so beautiful and dear, The pretty ones that you would be so happy just to hear - And when I found the very bestest, selected just for you, I’d put them into ......Read the rest...

...I have a guinea pig named Gizmo Whose antics made everyone go "Oh, no!" He'd run through the house Like a tiny, furry mouse And leave poop chaos wherever he'd go!......Read the rest...

...i took a poop into a green pot and planted plenty of seed i then nurture it with my love And sprinkled in with my pee i christened it Patty by name and then presto poopo Patty a cloned chr......Read the rest...

...Some say zed and some say zee Some say yes and some says oui Some say moi and some say me But the whole darned world says huh Some say poo and some say poop Some say broth and some sa......Read the rest...

...So, let us write of finer things Avoid forever bee-less stings Mock the errant bird that sings Of low tide and the stink it brings Our sands will e’er be brilliant white With bobbing sails jus......Read the rest...

... Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style I’ve taken a break for a while But I won't be deterred From writing about turd And subjects some others deem vile I’m producing book numbe......Read the rest...

...Alas ‘tis the fate of plucky Jan To write her poetry while on the can Her pen’s been known to scoop A sprinkling of poop And gleefully to let it hit the fan ......Read the rest...

...Arguing with inanimate objects Can be very distressing To them My Roomba drove itself down the stairs The Keurig switched to decaf Alexa told me where to go Siri filed for a restraining order......Read the rest...

... An army of mites resides in our lashes With mouths and tiny claws Along the way during human evolution This surely must have been a flaw Astronauts strangely can't burp in space Wh......Read the rest...

... Senryu’s are easy lines must be five-seven-five there’s no other rules Not like a haiku that has to depict nature those are much harder Perhaps that's the point and why they were invente......Read the rest...

...Lately when I take a poop It comes out just like tater soup I don't even have to bribe her Guess I'm getting too much fiber......Read the rest...

... OFFENSIVE !! Gus Ferenski had a problem. It was a beautiful day outside. The rebel sun gazing down like a peeping Tom. The factory air, fresh and clean as a San Francisco hippie. The l......Read the rest...