Poop Poems - Poems about Poop

I once saw Cupid poop behind a tree in a field. And, boy, was I surprised by the amount of his yield. And when he was done, I saw him strapped his quiver of arrows back on and fly off to make another two one....

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Though craving their sweet choc chip pieces I’m boycotting candy by Meeses I loathe, nay abhor This global trade war Trump's tariffs – what a crock of faeces! ...

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“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs - She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs “You won’t use a cook book When it’s your turn to cook It’s always baked beans with fried eggs!” ...

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I have a rifle, you have a double-barreled shotgun - you're just old fashioned that way. The cat, the black and white cat, is watching everything from the barn. I am just letting you know that we don't have to fight it out like this, even though your fence-line is clearly 2 inches over my spread! The cat is considering moving to town. Why don't...

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I often voice record poems when I’m defecating on the toilet – I wonder, could this be considered as poetry dumping… just askin for a friend lol NB As the Queen of Poop I will NEVER be 'de turd' from posting my poems on what is a poetry site ...

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Defecation, constipation, urination... it's toilet humour! At least I'm just a crap poet ... sadly some folk are just full of it God MUST have a sense of humour - because he created me and YOU!...

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Touching on the silver glow. When you touch it, You'll know it. It's designed to keep You running back. This Spiritual snack. Keeping you open for attack, As you sink back into the World, askew and absconded, Trying to conjure Between worried wait: The Science of the mind And the love we thought we'd find. Point me towards the house I will live in. Let me punch in the...

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Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style I’ve taken a break for a while But I won't be deterred From writing about turd And subjects some others deem vile I’m producing book number two It contains some poems on poo Foul flatus departing Old codgers rank farting And my pet hate vile doggy doo! ...

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Sting of the first stink is like an essence that brings their souls to addiction January 9, 2024, PST, BC...

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A student at Turdbois Uni Is studying Scatology Sue must write a thesis On impacted faeces She admits it’s a crap degree!...

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My turds float like choc’late marshamallows Just lurking about in the shallows I guess that my butt Is truly kaput So doctor suggests bitter aloes I questioned such treatment regime Doc said it may keep my butt clean Aloe on my finger Won’t cause me to linger And floaters will look like whipped cream Doc chuckled and said “Listen here Your floaters are nothing to fear” Poop...

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Once I had a big fright, It was dark, it was cold, was the middle of the night Not so bright. Fur on hand, Such pungent air I cannot stand, It’s planned? Oh look. Dog had a spook, Poop. Once I had a big fright, It was dark, it was cold, was the middle of the night Not so bright....

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Your simple tales are always told Like you have a poop of gold Obsessed eyes watch you everyday They don't even have a holiday For, to them, you're a celebrity Just a glance of you gives them ecstasy Your fame gives them living Like without you, they have nothing For all TIs around the world...

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On a red hot summer's day, you may see a bluebottle buffet. If you take a stroll in the park, the flies eat dog poo like fish by a shark. A banquet for all those hungry flies big or small it doesn't matter what size. There's always some dog poop that's spoiling the sight, but the bluebottles don't mind as they take...

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Diverticula pits up her colon ...

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