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Chocks Away - Poop Poem Warning

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10/13/23

My turds float like choc’late marshamallows Just lurking about in the shallows I guess that my butt Is truly kaput So doctor suggests bitter aloes I questioned such treatment regime Doc said it may keep my butt clean Aloe on my finger Won’t cause me to linger And floaters will look like whipped cream Doc chuckled and said “Listen here Your floaters are nothing to fear” Poop floats cos you’ve gas Which is passed through your ass No treatment’s required my dear. DISCLAIMER - THIS IS NO REFLECTION ON THE STATE OF MY BOWELS JUST NEEDED A LITTLE LIGHTHEARTED RELIEF AFTER A VERY CHALLENGING WEEK

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John Read

Date: 10/10/2024 9:18:00 AM

Your bowels are as sound as a bell, infact they're working quite well, maybe in time, no one will mind, if it wasn't for the smell.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/10/2024 9:39:00 AM

ha ha ha i love your witty reply!! hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/29/2023 6:56:00 AM

LOL, love this - thought I'd keep yours till last & finish with a laugh x

Ellen Gwaltney Bales

Date: 10/19/2023 9:18:00 PM

As the children's book says, "Everybody poops!" How true, and your images are delightful, if a little off-putting. I may never eat marshmallows and chocolate again! Ellen

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 10/19/2023 3:46:00 AM

Congratulations on “pooping out” a POTD!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/18/2023 12:10:00 PM

Oh my, you went overboard on this one. Floaters. hahaha.

David Fisher

Date: 10/16/2023 5:38:00 PM

Lol! If bitter aloes on a finger is the cure, then maybe I'd give up, lol. Too funny.

Deb M

Date: 10/16/2023 4:12:00 AM

Congratulations on POTD “Queen of Poopster” A toilet talk poop winner which by the comments is enjoyed by many! You have a gift of lightening the load Ha! bringing humour and a smile to many…..we all need light and fluffy (chocalate m’mallows ha) in our lives! You are a clever humorous poet Jan! Debx

Jan Allison
Date: 10/16/2023 7:22:00 AM

lol thanks so much Deb, I dont mind lightening the load and make folk smile if I can and I can dump out poop poems quite easily - this took 4 mins to write after i got the prompt from Lin lol:-)hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/15/2023 2:41:00 PM

Lol! Jan, We all need light-hearted humor from time to time. No one delivers light-hearted/ humor like the Limerick Queen. This was no exception. Congratulations on getting the poem of the day;-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/16/2023 7:22:00 AM

I'm delighted Alexis thanks so much :-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Hughes

Date: 10/15/2023 7:24:00 AM

Jan, apparently you are the Queen of Fecal matters!! Love your work!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2023 8:59:00 AM

lol Mark yes i proudly have the title Queen of Poop on poetry soup, in fact one lovely poet sent me a diamante crown and lots of poop emoji things from America! my poop may not be to everyone's taste but thankfully we all write in different styles or soup would be boring. hugs jan xx

Mahtab Bangalee

Date: 10/14/2023 11:10:00 PM

“Listen here Your floaters are nothing to fear”//yep; nice to read you; congrats for being selected this beautiful poem as POD

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2023 4:28:00 AM

thanks so much Mahtab:-) hugs Jan xx

Sam Scott

Date: 10/14/2023 8:47:00 PM

My Cocoa Krispies may never taste the same.. but thank you for the smiles, Jan x

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2023 4:28:00 AM

thanks so much Sam:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 10/14/2023 6:25:00 PM

Hilarious Jan as your poop poetry always is, humour is what we all need right now… Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2023 4:28:00 AM

thanks Belle, I know it doesn't float some folks boat but I will never stop trying to make folk smile with my silly poems. :-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/14/2023 6:23:00 PM

Glad to hear your butt is not kaput, dear! lol. Congrats on POTD! ~ Light Hart Ed (cousin of Lite Farts Fred).

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2023 4:25:00 AM

ha ha ha thanks GW:-) hugs Jan xx

Hilda Greenhough

Date: 10/14/2023 5:03:00 PM

I don't know why I like this so much, butt I do. I'm keeping it as one of my favorites. Thank you.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2023 5:27:00 PM

lol Hilda my poop poetry makes me the butt of many jokes by some people in the poetry community who consider they write 'real' poetry but i will never stop trying to make folk smile. thanks for the fave it is much appreciated:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Lawrence

Date: 10/14/2023 2:23:00 PM

Hysterical Jan ! We need laughter now more than ever . Thanks for making it happen . Hugs and congratulations on POTD! Susan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2023 4:09:00 PM

Totally agree Susan I am trying to buck the trend and make folk smile and rest assured I will not be driven away by negativity from trolls on the site:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 10/14/2023 12:20:00 PM

Congratulations on your POTD win. A cute/fun write. Thanks for the laugh. Sorry about your very challenging week. Make sure you laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.... Have a blessed day/weekend.............................

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2023 4:07:00 PM

thanks Paula life sucks at times doesnt it but we will get through and a smile and a giggle go a long way to improving one's quality of life and mental health too:-) hugs Jan x

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 10/14/2023 8:59:00 AM

Dying over here ;D Congratulations Lovely!!! xomo

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2023 4:06:00 PM

The reaction I am getting with this poem fills my heart with joy. I will never bow down to pressure to change the way I write and will not stop trying to make folk smile:-) hugs jan xx

Len Gasun

Date: 10/14/2023 7:32:00 AM

HA HA HA HA HA So hilarious my dear poet friend Jan. You gave me a thorough exercise of jaws and facial muscles this evening. So glad I've read this very entertaining and funny limerick of yours. Congratulations on POTD my dear poet friend! Thanks for sharing. Blessings to you always. Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2023 3:59:00 PM

I am so glad I made you smile Len:-) hugs Jan xx