Toilet Terror of Torbay - poop poem warning!
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7/30/25
Written for a very special friend who, after recent events, asked me to inject a little bit of fun back into soup - they said its ages since I unleashed a poop poem so how could i resist their request! !
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(pakora is also known as Onion Bhaji's)
A student who hailed from Bombay
Eats curry for breakfast each day
On pakora he’d munch
As a snack or for lunch
The toilet is where he must stay
He suffers from dire 'Dheli belly'
Shared bathroom got terribly smelly
So he leased a commode
Where he’ll unleash his load
No studies, he poops watching telly!
His flatmate said, “Listen up Josh”
Your ling’ring stench means I can’t wash
Living with you is hell
I can’t cope with the smell
Flat sharing, I’m just gonna quash!
Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2025
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