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7/30/25

Written for a very special friend who, after recent events, asked me to inject a little bit of fun back into soup - they said its ages since I unleashed a poop poem so how could i resist their request! !

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(pakora is also known as Onion Bhaji's)

A student who hailed from Bombay
Eats curry for breakfast each day
On pakora he’d munch
As a snack or for lunch
The toilet is where he must stay

He suffers from dire 'Dheli belly'
Shared bathroom got terribly smelly
So he leased a commode
Where he’ll unleash his load
No studies, he poops watching telly!

His flatmate said, “Listen up Josh”
Your ling’ring stench means I can’t wash
Living with you is hell
I can’t cope with the smell
Flat sharing, I’m just gonna quash!

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Duke Beaufort

Date: 8/3/2025 6:09:00 PM

Jan, you are the queen of poop poetry!! You are always extremely clever and funny!! Smiles!! (I can't imagine living under these conditions...ugh!!!)

Sotto Poet

Date: 8/3/2025 5:27:00 AM

What a hoot! The honesty and rawness of your writing are refreshing. After devouring those ghost jalapeño chips, I was sure I would feel nauseous the next day.

CayCay Jennings

Date: 8/2/2025 2:30:00 PM

Glad a request was made that activates all our laugh generators. It's good, too, because you certainly are full of it! ha CayCay

Jack Horne

Date: 8/1/2025 3:29:00 PM

LOL, so glad to see more of your poopy limericks!

Sam Kauffman

Date: 7/31/2025 9:46:00 PM

Jan is back in full humor! Yahoo! I know I am going to smile reading one of your lyrics! Thanks for the giggles! Hugs and blessings!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/1/2025 12:56:00 AM

thanks Sam! i know my poopy humour isnt to everyone's taste in fact i stopped posting poop for a while because of snide comments but I am back in full flow! hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 7/31/2025 3:13:00 PM

Oh boy, smelly King heh, keep em coming Jan, funny can heal most anything. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2025 3:15:00 PM

Thanks Vie! hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 7/31/2025 8:44:00 AM

Naughty but nice (Indian food that is) your limerick’s are so intelligently written Jan, if one has the stomach for extra stinky hot humour, hope you’re not on commode cleaning duty today lol! Cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2025 11:20:00 AM

Thanks David, as you know not everyone appreciates my humour - will probably get snide backlash from this one but all i do is try and make folk smile with my poopy sense of humour AND i haven't posted a poopy one in ages as i was saving them all for the second book lol:-) there wont be a 'turd' book lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/31/2025 4:10:00 AM

Oh dear! Takes a strong friendship to take that kind of.... situation. ;)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2025 11:18:00 AM

it sure would - need to find a flat mate who had the same diet lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 7/31/2025 3:26:00 AM

- I can understand that his mate wants another place to live :))) - hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2025 11:18:00 AM

pure fiction write of course lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 7/30/2025 9:43:00 PM

Haha, one way to lose friends, imagine breathing in that toxic air 24/7. Lol Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2025 11:17:00 AM

agreed tom - its almost as toxic as soup some days I guess lol lol:-) hugs Jan x

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/30/2025 9:39:00 PM

LOL I love Indian food! I have a few you could inject something into LOL

Jan Allison
Date: 7/31/2025 11:17:00 AM

lol thanks for the smile Art i sure need it today - hubby's treatment is in jeopardy tomorrow as the machine has broken down - we have to fly home no matter what as we cant get a hotel room - may be back here Sunday - it really is up in the air:-( hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/30/2025 3:49:00 PM

Gosh, Josh is a real stinker! It has been a while since you've posted your poop humor. Glad to see it here now, Jan.

Lin Lane
Date: 7/30/2025 5:48:00 PM

That's never been more obvious than it was on Deb's blog about respect.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2025 4:41:00 PM

me and so many others Lin:-(hugs Jan x

Lin Lane
Date: 7/30/2025 4:34:00 PM

No worries, Jan. It's just another way of showing you disrespect.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2025 4:29:00 PM

Thanks Lin, I know some trolls will be throwing barb at me but who gives a monkeys lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/30/2025 3:34:00 PM

So funny! Your writes all too real and revealing…lol…ate ghost pepper fries and knew I would suffer the next day…

Jan Allison
Date: 7/30/2025 3:44:00 PM

Thanks Kim, I can't resist toilet humour - I get nasty jibes about it from some folk but I rise above it like a fart, at the end of the day I just write about poop -whereas some poets are just full of it! lol I love curry but know the after effects and as for onion bhaji's I adore them but know the duvet will levitate later that night lol. I have to make sure I don't have curry or onions if I am doing school exam support work - the room needs to be silent and of course I cant leave tll the exam is over lol:-) hugs Jan xx