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THE QUEEN OF POOP FIGHTS BACK!

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Thanks to the poets who have contacted me saying how much they miss my poems. To be honest I deliberately took a break from posting on soup after snide comments about 'poop poetry' but I will not let the bullies win. I have been focussing on writing new material for my second book 'Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes' When it is finished I'm hoping it will be a best smeller on Amazon!

hugs Jan x 02/27/24

Some numpty bad mouthed my soup style I’ve taken a break for a while But I won't be deterred From writing about turd And subjects some others deem vile I’m producing book number two It contains some poems on poo Foul flatus departing Old codgers rank farting And my pet hate vile doggy doo!

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Regina Elliott

Date: 7/10/2024 7:08:00 AM

Hi Jan, the bullies are snooty and smug. My family and I think potty humor is comic relief from this troubled world. Keep on penning :)

Eileen Manassian

Date: 4/5/2024 7:34:00 AM

I'm sure it will be a best smeller!!! What a witty line. You crack me up! Laughter is the best medicine. You do what you want and never leave, Jan!

Kelli White

Date: 4/2/2024 11:48:00 AM

People who cast out negativity are looking in the mirror and don’t like what they see, don’t let anyone change what you think or feel or write it is what makes you U, hugs Kelli

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/31/2024 8:14:00 PM

Here's to Doggy Doo-be-doo-be-doo. ~ Frank Sinatra

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 3/22/2024 6:36:00 AM

Hey Jan My brother used to say, "Never let the dirty *tards win!" Glad to see you follow this rule. ;);)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 3/19/2024 9:37:00 AM

I enjoy reading your creative/fun writes. Glad you are back with your fun "POOP" writes. You are the queen with a great crown to wear. I write for my readers. I am one of your readers so take care. Good luck with the book... Have a blessed/creative/fun day writing away...........

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 3/13/2024 7:41:00 PM

Missed this one Jan, belated congratulations on receiving the award for poem of the week. The Limerick is a hoot. Beryl

Gershon Wolf

Date: 3/13/2024 6:14:00 PM

I think that your poems are enriching, Jan. ~ Fert L. Izer

Lisle Ryder

Date: 3/13/2024 1:50:00 PM

Great stuff Jan. I share here one my father inserted into a Christmas cracker: There was an old man from South Harting Who simply could not stop farting. As he rose from his chair, He cried out in despair, “The seams of my trousers are parting!”

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/22/2024 6:35:00 AM

Funny Lisle! :)

Jack Horne

Date: 3/11/2024 2:28:00 PM

LOL, awaiting the return of the queen

Jeanine Dejesus

Date: 3/9/2024 12:15:00 AM

Fantastic! You had me smiling from ear to ear. I loved it!

Maurice Rigoler

Date: 3/8/2024 11:00:00 AM

Jan, keep pooping out those limericks / they act as a cathartic – / what every one needs to day /. to avoid the crap Trump throws our way. Congratulations on your new book. / Maurice

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 3/8/2024 7:04:00 AM

- Congratulations on your p.o.t.w., Jan :) - hugs

Nancy Kaufman

Date: 3/8/2024 6:37:00 AM

Dear Jan, It's amazing how so many consider poop vile when it's just the efficiency of our bodies that God designed, taking in succulent food to nourish us and expelling the rest. Keep at it Ms. Pooperina!

Deb M

Date: 3/4/2024 8:29:00 AM

Its obvious Poop Rules as does the Queen of Pooparama!! Well done Queen…on POTW!! Debx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2024 2:10:00 PM

Thanks so much Deb, I am flushed with pride lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 3/4/2024 8:12:00 AM

Back with Congratulations Jan on POOTW! and well deserved too, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2024 2:10:00 PM

Thanks so much David I am thrilled as you can imagine!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 3/4/2024 7:57:00 AM

Hahahaha :)) :)) Congratulations Jan - perfect! :))

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2024 2:10:00 PM

Thanks so much Linda :-) hugs Jan xx

Karen Jones

Date: 3/4/2024 12:37:00 AM

Congratulations on your potw honor!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2024 2:09:00 PM

Thanks so much Karen:-) hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 3/3/2024 6:39:00 PM

It's been awhile since I've been back in the Soup, Jan It still smells the same...Oh now I've gone and stepped in it. Great to see you still here, God bless my friend!

Jan Allison
Date: 3/4/2024 2:09:00 PM

So lovely to see you back Jerry I have missed your wit:-) hugs Jan xx