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God KNOWS - I'm a poop poet!

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I'm saddened to read yet more sarcastic snide comments about the poetry subjects people write about and post on soup - Just accept the fact I write poop poetry! 08/27/24

Defecation, constipation, urination... it's toilet humour! At least I'm just a crap poet ... sadly some folk are just full of it God MUST have a sense of humour - because he created me and YOU!

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John Read

Date: 10/4/2024 12:28:00 PM

I enjoy writing poop on poetry Soup, Shakespeare I'll never be, then again my dear friend, dear old Shakespeare will never be me.

John Read
Date: 10/6/2024 2:34:00 AM

Jan I posted a poem called "Jingle bells " all it received was one comment, i do believe a sense of humour is frowned upon on here.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/5/2024 3:42:00 PM

lol John:-) I will never be deterred from writing about turds lol but am saving these poopy/risque poems for my next (and last) book "Toilet humour and Risque rhymes." it is in the editing process at the moment:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 9/20/2024 7:12:00 AM

I hope not many have chided you I love how you did this. Always be true to yourself , Jan. Also you have written some very pretty poetry as well

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2024 3:07:00 PM

Just a handful of persistent bullies (of course they deny it and remove their comments) I am not just a poop poet, I found an old collaboration i did with Robert Lindley back in 2014, i was so honoured he asked me to write with him. hugs Jan xx

Regina Elliott

Date: 9/19/2024 1:00:00 PM

To each poet their own individuality. A good poem, Jan. If you get a chance, read "Fartina." I think you'll enjoy it. All the best to you. :)

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2024 3:05:00 PM

I will drop by and read thanks Regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort

Date: 9/2/2024 6:26:00 PM

Jan, keep on with what you are doing. It's a valid topic for sure....wait, they say Kim Jong-un doesn't crap or pee. But of course we know that like certain politicians of a certain orange stain, he's not human.

Jan Allison
Date: 9/22/2024 3:05:00 PM

lol Dukem gee the thought of them together in power is beyond scary:-( hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 8/30/2024 11:51:00 AM

Jan, your poems are fabulous, witty, humorous and unique. I love your "poop" poems and bawdy limericks and the others too. Don't let the the snide comments interfere with your muse! -hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 9/1/2024 2:29:00 PM

Thanks Tania, thanks for your continued support, as for the mockers and blockers it has backfired on them as it actually spurs me on to write more poop and silly poems for the book lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 8/28/2024 3:08:00 PM

You tell em girl… just remember to flush! Enjoyed your sh*tty poem, Jan ;-)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 3:43:00 PM

thanks Terry - one day they will stop but to be honest its like water off a duck's back - just inspires me to write more poop - next book coming along a treat and the lass who illustrated 'a giggle a day... can chase the blues away' is going to do some illustrations for me:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 8/28/2024 8:50:00 AM

Jan, you are so much more than a poop poet. At least you write it intentionally while some others write it and label it 'genius.' Those are the ones who are full of 'it.'

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 10:34:00 AM

Thanks Lin, you of all people here know there is a lot more to me than merely a poop poet, I just like having a pop at myself, saves the bullies doing it instead. lol One of my highlights on soup was a poem called Homeward Bound, it took me 4 days to write as it is set to music and i am not musical - I am still hoping a conductor on the island will use it with a choir as i would love to hear it sung for real/:-) hugs jan x

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/28/2024 8:49:00 AM

The Queen rules the roost. Quite humorous. Hugs. xx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 10:29:00 AM

I will sit on my throne as long as i can Victor - just have to be careful I don't get piles lol:-) hugs Jan xx

DM Babbit

Date: 8/28/2024 8:22:00 AM

I'm full of smiles smirking. Good one.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 10:29:00 AM

thanks DM:-) hugs jan xx

John Read

Date: 8/28/2024 4:50:00 AM

Carry on pooping away Jan nothing beats a great sense of humour.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 10:28:00 AM

Thanks John, I will never let the mockers and blockers from stopping me trying to make folk laugh - have endured it since 2014 and it still goes on .. but frankly my dear John .. i dont give a ... POOP! hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 8/27/2024 10:42:00 PM

LOL , I ignore most of it, I might add ideologies and faith sometimes sit together in the same boat. Very sad indeed.

Lin Lane
Date: 8/28/2024 8:48:00 AM

Let me guess, is it a sinking ship?

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 2:11:00 AM

lol Art, as you know some of it can't be ignored... just like a huge turd stuck in your tush - its a real pain lol lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/27/2024 8:45:00 PM

If folks don't like a poem there's no need to get all high and mighty over it, just move on and if you've nothing good to say then keep it shut. Some think they're above everyone else. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 2:10:00 AM

agreed Tom, but it was nasty comments in my early days on soup which made me write even more poop poems lol so in a way it 'backfired' like a massive fart lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso
Date: 8/27/2024 10:40:00 PM

Very well said Tom!

Karen Jones

Date: 8/27/2024 6:02:00 PM

Jan keep being you and posting poetry poop! lol hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 2:09:00 AM

I'm saving most of the poop for the next book karen lol:-) hugs jan xx volume number 2 lol lol

John Lawless

Date: 8/27/2024 5:51:00 PM

GIMME A P....GIMME AN O....GIMME ANOTHER O.....GIMME A P....WHATAYAGET.....P O O P.....YAY POOP NOW PULL MY FINGER....

Jan Allison
Date: 8/28/2024 2:09:00 AM

ha ha ha - I have that sort of idea in my next book lol:-) hugs jan xx

Benjamin Bartley

Date: 8/27/2024 2:51:00 PM

I love the poop out this! So true! Thanks for sharing.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2024 5:06:00 PM

have sent you a soup mail xx

Benjamin Bartley
Date: 8/27/2024 4:31:00 PM

Next book? Can you send me an email with some of your works and how to purchase them. You got me intrigued.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2024 3:05:00 PM

Thanks Benjamin - i will never stop trying to make folk smile, that said i am hardly posting any funny poems now as i am saving them for my next book:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 8/27/2024 2:25:00 PM

Hey I totally agree Jan! We’ve the same line of thinking, (he creates us to amuse ~ not to be clean but to pee in our shoes) toilet humour is a fact of life why try hold it in, let it flow lol! Love the message here, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 8/27/2024 2:30:00 PM

Thanks David, I hope those that are still writing nasty comments will stop ... after all God is watching THEM too - at least neither of us have a particular faith, I just hate the hypocrisy of those who do yet don't act in a Christian way - and I can still be a 'good person' even if i write poop poetry - surely God wouldn't want us all to be miserable and surely making folk smile isn't a crime! hugs Jan xx