Short Poop Poems
Short Poop Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Poop by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Poop by length and keyword.
I want to play but you say "shoo!"
So I left something in your shoe.
I thought everyone liked tootsie rolls.
Excuse me
Mr I.T Website
Service denier
There appears to be a fly
In my soup
Quite frankly
Your service smells
Like dog poop
There is some dog doo on my shoe
Gritty, grassy, smelly too.
You call it feces.
I call it pooh.
It is a lovely midnight blue.
The widow of Codswallop House
Was observed not wearing a blouse
It seems our vicar
Succumbed to liquor
And pretended to be her spouse
When strapping on a corset,
Be careful not to force it,
Too much and you’ll pop
More than just your top;
Your bowel might endorse it.
swallows the old rat
Poor Poop eats the swimming frog
cow-dung for salad
the Poor Poop's show off
who is really boring?
zero romance time
You Know, I have to confess
Some poetry ends in a mess
'Cause when Jan make a poop
It ends up in the soup
But don't get your hair in a tress
A poet posted a verse on Soup
Receiving praise from those in the loop
But Vegemite spread
To Cunningham's dread
So Jan reported the latest poop
Latest scoop that does concern poop,
That never has thrown us for a loop;
Do not sit,
Doing it;
Much can be found in a chicken coop.
Jim Horn
If there ain't no room for de poop
To make poets laugh on de Soup
Then humour has gone,
Flushed right down de john
Mixed up wit de natural gloop!
Oh to live life busy as a bee
Admiring flowers making honey
Then the fly comes along
Says the bee got it wrong
A pile of poop is the place to be
A student at Turdbois Uni
Is studying Scatology
Sue must write a thesis
On impacted faeces
She admits it’s a crap degree!
Pen in hand, Gershon watched the news
As Milton expounded his views
It seemed like a trend
'til Terry broke wind
And Tom followed fumes to the booze
Well I just caused a bit of commotion
When my gut said I needed a motion
Went for ‘number two’
In the outside loo
Of a jet flying over the ocean
There once was a boy named Steve
who was often told to leave
for he'd squat and poop
on his neighbor’s stoop
and wipe his ass with his sleeve.
The reporter was thrown for a loop,
Her intentions were "Just get the scoop"!
But the scoop was delayed,
Constipation betrayed-
Sadly, stuck in the shoot was the poop!
Today, when I started to write,
before I turned on the desk light.
My pen had taken a poop,
the blue ink needed a scoop.
A mess on my desk was a fright.
Taxis used poop power in days of old
Street cleaners had to mop up the road
A stinky job oh yes
Really quite a mess
Hope they were paid by the stinky load
A poet - some deem that I’m not
I write about farting and snot
Won’t be driven away
I am here to stay
Of critics, I don’t give a jot
3/21/19
we set sail for poop island i heard that poop is every where hanging off palm trees and poop mountains and the only thing u eat is farts and every body is poopy and likes poops
He ate a bowl of spicy soup
Though hot, he had it in large scoop
He felt his bowels growl
He started farting foul
Before he knew, came out the poop
Some days are up, some not so up
Weather's a factor, when sunshine fills my cup
Happy old poop
Like a cuppa hot soup
Drink till you drop as you sit on your butt
I have a Sis who I can't resist
Her poetry is never a miss
What a great Sis!
I know you know who I speak of
She lives on an island of men
Sweet as sugar, her name is:
JAN
Some days are up, some not so up
Weather's a factor, when sunshine fills my cup
Happy as old poop
Like a cuppa hot soup
Drink till you drop as you sit on your butt
Behavior perfect
Deep cold snow how can she poop
My small dog Kissy
If my dog could talk
I try to understand her
She drown in the snow
18.01.2016
A-L Andresen :)