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I stopped posting poopy poems as i was saving them for my recent book, "Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes", but i've been asked several times to start posting them again... how could I refuse! 02/02/2025

The 'Queen of Poop' returns!

“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs -
She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs
“You won’t use a cook book
When it’s your turn to cook
It’s always baked beans with fried eggs!”

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FJ Thomas February 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM That would be a treat to a hotel for me lol. Just wanted so say hello Jan :)

Kim Rodrigues February 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM phew-y! LOL

Terry Flood February 14, 2025 at 3:51 PM And there she blows… er, I mean, IS. Still the reigning queen of poop on Soup ;-)

Caren Krutsinger February 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM this is hilarious! Congratulations on your new book Jan

Duke Beaufort February 3, 2025 at 12:14 PM Cute indeed Jan. I’d say smiles, but you have my nose so puckered I can’t do it! You’re just too funny!

James Peranteau February 3, 2025 at 9:55 AM too phunny dear poet! I needed sum phunny today, he Thanx ya...much love Jan Allison February 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM thanks James, hugs Jan xx

John Read February 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM Farting Fred must change his diet, for his bowels are causing a riot, every silent fart, is breaking Sally's heart, when all she wants is peace and quiet. Nice to have you back Jan XX Jan Allison February 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM I keep saying you and Beryl should do a book together, you have such a quick with and write brilliantly together! hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM Knowing is half the battle lol! Between me and the man and the dog, who what where?! ;), xomo Jan Allison February 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM lol Mo, think you will like my new one today lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jim Healey February 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM Hey, Jan! Baked beans on toast is okay. Eggs on toast is okay. But both? No. Just...no! ;) (Funny as always. Take care.) Jan Allison February 3, 2025 at 11:32 AM Thanks Jim, I eat the beans on toast - he had both - phewwww lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin February 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM Jan, a cute one, baked beans on toast with eggs does not sound appetizing but great for a gas attack. -hugs Jan Allison February 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM Hubby ate it not me lol! hugs Jan xx I love beans on toast but not the eggs lol

David Fisher February 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM That's a funny one, Jan! Sally begs for variety, but I guess Fred begs to differ. Jan Allison February 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM Thanks David, It was based on my hubby having baked beans on toast with fried eggs on the top lol - I couldn't resist a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx