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I stopped posting poopy poems as i was saving them for my recent book, "Toilet Humour and Risque Rhymes", but i've been asked several times to start posting them again... how could I refuse! 02/02/2025

The 'Queen of Poop' returns!


“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs - She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs “You won’t use a cook book When it’s your turn to cook It’s always baked beans with fried eggs!”
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Date: 2/24/2025 8:21:00 PM
That would be a treat to a hotel for me lol. Just wanted so say hello Jan :)
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Date: 2/21/2025 10:15:00 AM
phew-y! LOL
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Date: 2/14/2025 3:51:00 PM
And there she blows… er, I mean, IS. Still the reigning queen of poop on Soup ;-)
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Date: 2/3/2025 7:06:00 PM
this is hilarious! Congratulations on your new book Jan
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Date: 2/3/2025 12:14:00 PM
Cute indeed Jan. I’d say smiles, but you have my nose so puckered I can’t do it! You’re just too funny!
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Date: 2/3/2025 9:55:00 AM
too phunny dear poet! I needed sum phunny today, he Thanx ya...much love
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:34:00 AM
thanks James, hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/3/2025 3:31:00 AM
Farting Fred must change his diet, for his bowels are causing a riot, every silent fart, is breaking Sally's heart, when all she wants is peace and quiet. Nice to have you back Jan XX
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:33:00 AM
I keep saying you and Beryl should do a book together, you have such a quick with and write brilliantly together! hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/2/2025 8:30:00 PM
Knowing is half the battle lol! Between me and the man and the dog, who what where?! ;), xomo
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:33:00 AM
lol Mo, think you will like my new one today lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/2/2025 8:27:00 PM
Hey, Jan! Baked beans on toast is okay. Eggs on toast is okay. But both? No. Just...no! ;) (Funny as always. Take care.)
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/3/2025 11:32:00 AM
Thanks Jim, I eat the beans on toast - he had both - phewwww lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/2/2025 3:52:00 PM
Jan, a cute one, baked beans on toast with eggs does not sound appetizing but great for a gas attack. -hugs
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2025 4:17:00 PM
Hubby ate it not me lol! hugs Jan xx I love beans on toast but not the eggs lol
Date: 2/2/2025 3:33:00 PM
That's a funny one, Jan! Sally begs for variety, but I guess Fred begs to differ.
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Jan Allison
Date: 2/2/2025 3:36:00 PM
Thanks David, It was based on my hubby having baked beans on toast with fried eggs on the top lol - I couldn't resist a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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