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Premium Member Beware the Ol' Schnozz
Beware if you find yourself in a dark dank place You may become the prey of Old Schnozz Face Don't bother spraying him with a can of mace He's a Vampiric creature of the Mosquito race I detest the sound of his buzz buzzing in my ear When in bed, that irksome droning sound I hear That long needle nose is...

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Categories: ol, insect, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Ol’ Blue The Toad
There once was a dumb toad named Blue who went around eating white glue; Horns grew from his head, His body turned red, He said, “I should have eaten stew.”...

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Categories: ol, food, funny, hilarious,
Form: Haiku



thuh 49year ol' virgin'd
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Categories: ol, beautiful, blessing,
Form: Light Verse
Possessions At Ol Jefferys House
I was walking in the streets in the country Flagging down for any car I was out of breath because I walked too far A woman in a jeep stopped for me I told her I want to call ol Jeffery I am without my phone and car keys I was glad when ol Jeffery answered me I...

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Categories: ol, boyfriend, home,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Good Ol' Tom's Maramite
As a child I would tremble and shudder with fright Praying Please Lord not Aunt Beas's Marmalade tonight Always slick, slimy and hard Made of lime peels and used lard I was still glad it wasn't Ol' Tom's Maramite 11/29/22...

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Categories: ol, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Little Ol' Me
Above the tallest mountain below the deepest sea i search and wait and wonder it's me Lord -- little ol' me. With pen and paper I seek you i holdfast and believe that one day i will meet you from sea to shining sea. i seek you in needs of wonder i fathom what we hold There's joy in sitting sedentary to release all in my...

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Categories: ol, beautiful, environment, god, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Good Ol' Rex
He heard the car and came running, Jumped and whirled in the air, Barking his happiness! Dad lifted her down in her yellow-flowered Camisole and high heeled shoes. The dog dropped, His hind quarters hunched down, Body sprung parallel to the ground, Ears laid back, hackles raised. He'll get used to you, Dad said, Tapping him with his foot. But he didn't....

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Categories: ol, 8th grade, dog, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ol Waz-Always-
always at all times always long period of time Forever winds air fleecing rains falls down unto the ground circles dries up comes back around always, always repeating enduring never ending permanently continual for a present and a future time for good and all perpetually evermore forever and ever missed those promises...

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Categories: ol, analogy, assonance, destiny, inspirational,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Good Ol' Fred
eye see you so the blind man said as in each hand he held a fishy head their steely eyes were icy cold and dead his wit it seems barely hanging by a thread in a flash he ran home, lightning-fast he fled soon overtaken by the smell of gingerbread he ate a hundred cookies till he was fully fed and off...

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Categories: ol, fish, funny, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Me Ol' Ambition
Hey there! Howdy, me ol' mate, my pal! I'm out, lookin' to get me a gal. With my giant lasso I'll impress her, whoo hoo! An' boy I sure do hope she's called Val! Written 30th April 2022 For the High Noon Poetry Contest Sponsor: Joseph May...

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Categories: ol, funny love,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ol' John Brown
Ol’ John Brown sang a pitiful tune He went to his reward all too soon Fought for a good cause Without undue pause And they strung him up at half-past noon. written January 16, 2022...

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Categories: ol, humor,
Form: Limerick
Ol Jacob R Mcgee
Jacob R. McGee© “Jake” was what they called him with respectfulness and awe Ever’ since he came up here from down in Arkansas Never was a bully who’d confront our family Cause my Dad, was the big and bad Ol’ Jacob R. McGee Theres’ stories told about him right up unto this day Like when, with just one hand, he picked...

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Categories: ol, bullying,
Form: Rhyme
That Good 'Ol Country Life
With that fresh air, and wide-open space That country home is something I cannot erase With fried chicken and sweet tea, which is too much caloric intake. And my Granny's canned green beans, oh yes, please! Where all the people know ya, and call you "sweetie" Even if they haven't seen me in 10 years. Where all the people say...

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Categories: ol, 12th grade, farm,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ol' Doc Jim
A old doctor hailed from backwoods Kentucky We all went to Doc Jim when we felt yucky He gave us some pills, That cured up our ills Weren't we country folk exceedingly lucky? November 8, 2021...

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Categories: ol, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Ol' Man Winter's Fault
Damn blizzards don't know nothin' 'bout Christmas They blow or they don't and this time they did Nobody told me to be a cowboy Though some told me that I had lost my lid 'Tween the hoss and me we should see somethin' Tryin' to push cows behind a drift fence I have seen two and that is the whole...

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Categories: ol, christmas,
Form: Cowboy Poetry

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