Obnoxious Poems - Poems about Obnoxious

...Sorry sir but I decline Any of your pick up lines I am here to just relax Your obnoxious to the max Pushing all your charms on me Why can't you just let me be Your company I do not want Or the......Read the rest...

...On that July day of confusion and discord, I entered the women's psychiatric ward. A place I'd been in before, receiving a calming shot in my buttocks on the floor. I was delirious with my panic......Read the rest...

... Hey all you poopers Please take my advice Smile at the world Always try to be nice Even when people Are rude and obnoxious Pretend you don't notice Don't cause a big ruckus Th......Read the rest...

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, it’s coming again, my poet friends- A hint and then a wide burst of buds. It’s that fling of spring thing, Coming fast, hitting hard and smelling good. A mas......Read the rest...

...Who’s mugshot was seen around the world Who is infamous for being impeached Who’s hair defies wind with no curl With orange skin from spray tanning Who could be so obnoxious indeed And it give ......Read the rest...

... In a mother's arms, a cradle of love, for a precious child, a haven so tender, sent from above as ultimate domicile. Nurturing souls with a gentle embrace, ......Read the rest...

...If you have an enemy, Treat him like a friend He may not understand this He may be too dense to comprehend. When people do not like you, It is not your fault. They may not know the reason, Why......Read the rest...

...loud and obnoxious pokes fun at the country folk meets and greets his guests......Read the rest...

... Nothing new will add a haikus' scenic wreckage Nature's snarling tropes ________ NOTES: We missed the boat apropos our misanthrope As addendum: Something old ......Read the rest...

... You tube is a way to see Others acting so crazy But I never thought I'd find Me falling on my behind It was quite a funny show All because I didn't know Someone spiked my "virgin" drink Who ......Read the rest...

...To go out with friends Without having a care in the world To find people who just get me And accept me the way I am To be good at a sport And to be known To do well in school Yet not be “too ......Read the rest...

...Within these beautiful and heavenly skies, Lies a hell in disguise. It starves you for day and night, And then provides you with a tiny bite. It offers you with lavishing bait, Which fools like ......Read the rest...

...There was a rumour that outlaw Kyle was to be sprung from jail But Sheriff Koplin got wind of it and he'd make sure they'd fail That day Queeny Holly and her gang rode into town, guns blazing ......Read the rest...

...Cutest prattles of children I adore Are now the loudest cries I bear Oh, No! The grieves of these abandoned souls The worst sounds I have ever heard Mesmerizing songs of endemic ......Read the rest...

...The obnoxious sound of heartbeats boom Drumming incessantly overhead Here I sit in the belly of your gloom Wanting for your blighted affection Play me not for such a saccharine foal Meet my a......Read the rest...