Best Obnoxious Poems

Let us honor where possible all of earth's fools
Who remind us that others view us the same way,
Who might also be brothers,  if not on this day
Or the conflict this moment, prove friend in some way!
Where's the profit when violence makes us its tools.

When...

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It's funny when people complain
about you having an obnoxious laugh
(and yet they're as cold as ice).
There's no need to explain yourself to this person.
Not when a good drawn out fit of laughter
would suffice!...

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Openly opinionated 
Blunt with few social skills
Nobody likes a know it all
Overbearing and rude 
Xanthippe – this speaks for itself!
Ignorant of the feelings of others
Often wrong but you will never admit it
Unwilling to listen to advice
So full of your own importance

Why do you treat people...

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The New Year's celebrations are over
Back to business as usual, regain our composure
No more acting like a louse
Being obnoxious around the house
No more excuses for acting like our dog Rover


© Jack Ellison 2016...

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YOU WERE WARNED 
THE DOLLAR WOULD CRASH.
DESTRUCTION OF WEALTH 
TOOK PLACE AT LAST.  

DID YOU DO 
WHAT YOU WERE TOLD. 
INVEST YOUR DOLLARS 
IN SILVER AND GOLD.  

TODAY WE HAVE 
JUST RICH AND POOR. 
MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE 
EXSIST NO MORE.  

YOU MUST...

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I just received my umpteenth robocall today!
I rather enjoy fencing with those dudes and the nonsense they relay!
I let them babble on, most of which I don't understand,
Since the caller wrestles with the English language from a foreign land.
One insisted I needed an extended maintenance...

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Midnight thunder upon my head
and I have no  place to put my bed
Darkness covers the bereaved sky
And  big trucks are rolling by
Cars speeding up and down the haggard street
And the crickets are rebelling  in the trees
The owl sits on the broken branch...

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Those Obnoxious Facebook Game Requests

By Elton Camp

Anthony’s weiner I’d nearly as soon see
As your game request number thirty-three

You sent another as you’ve done before
And once again, I fully intend to ignore

Of all things the Facebookers post,
I despise game requests the most

They are just so disgustingly...

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Excuse me, please, if I am not impressed
By the unnecessary barb shot at another,
By plain rudeness and blatant snarkiness
Especially aimed at my sister or brother.

I’m totally turned off by a nasty attitude
Or overbearing and narcissistic behavior,
On the other hand, I’m all for pulchritude.
Yeah, I like...

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Cat,
this may be your last day,
How do you want to spend it?
Laying out on the driveway..
Maybe under my car..
In the tunnel by the creek..
Perhaps in the bush on the other side of the fence,
Tormenting my dogs on the fence because you have no other defense?
Maybe...

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Keep Your Obnoxious Baby to Yourself

By Elton Camp


You may think the world revolves around your brat
But I don’t agree and think it looks like a sick rat

From every body opening, disgusting fluids it spews
Close contact with something like that I don’t choose

How can you expect...

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Each piece of greenery falls to mildew.
On wood, a harsh fungus echoes sinew. 
Agony squirmed and sloughed in my body
Then, all tumble, I grieve and feel guilty.

Glare from sunlight is gentler than rougher
Neither full nor snares my kindness, ever. 
In this skirmish, there is a...

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My Many Obnoxious Poems

How you write and prepare your poems is based on your
favorite poems you end up imitation. In my case, they are
Will Rogers whose statue you see in the Capital Building
especially on TV and Robert Frost and Ogden Nash. So
think about that fact...

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Caitiff

A word to know well—
Someone who’s contemptible!
A coward for sure . . . 
	Infamous and obnoxious . . . 
A miscreant immoral!

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved
July 16, 2018 (Tanka)...

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Narcissism's a traction
for doing what I do.
And making others think I'm right
from other points of view....

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