Naughty Poems | Examples

List of Member Poems

Premium Member He Had My Approval- a bit naughty

your tenaciousness sperm is always spunky ! I a prove of you .


(Weekly Magnetic Poetry Challenge • August 3–9, 2026)

Premium Member naughty cat

cascade like water
books on bookcase fall to floor
cat sits and ponders

Naughty But Not Nasty

Naughty but not nasty.
Cheeky but not rude.
Innocence, ere what blushes
Darker for each face.

Hyper, histrionic
But not unstable.
The youngster, ere what runs, bawls
In complete disgrace.


Premium Member naughty squirrels

sneaky critters 
climb pole to bird feeder 
stealing sunflower seeds

Are you on Santas naughty list

Dear Santa, Define Naughty

Two teams take their place
Christmas is no time to give grace
A time of happiness 
No time for crankiness

A naughty girl sits on Santa’s lap
Not knowing it was a trap
Tis the season of giving 
And a time for real living

You need to take my Xmas cherry
Works magic on santas red berry
Share each others magic boxes
Like naughty red foxes

Put some jingle in your jangle
And suck on Santa’s big dangle
I need to assert dominance 
And pump you with joy and confidence

Happiness pouring from every crevice
While your tongue masters Ben Nevis 
Are you my little hohoho 
By giving Santa a slow blow

Naughty girl jingle my balls
While my face out calls
You should give in to my demands
Before I tie and lash your hands

I want you to ride me like santas sleigh
Or I deeply block your airway
You deserve a white Christmas 
With the juice of stiffness

Will you empty santas sack
Or should I unleash in the crack
I get the hard *****
While I hear a pure moaner

I trust you with my heart
Spreading those cheeks makes you smart
We choose each other
For a wet smother

I always choose you

Premium Member Santa Claus Clerihew

He’s called Santa, Fatman, at times Saint Nick
His flying reindeer are what’s truly sick!
Kids get Santa’s Naughty or Nice List drift
Kindness becomes them, for an awesome gift




 Literary work
"Twas the Night Before Christmas" by Clement Clarke Moore or possibly Henry Livingston Jr.
Christmas Eve
12/24/25


Premium Member Slapstick Naughty

Maybe what we need 
is a little more make up sex.

Maybe what we need 
is a few more exploratory kisses.
 
A growl can tremble like a treble clef,
all rowdy and slapstick naughty. 

Maybe a permission slip 
for the teacher is what we need.

Maybe fingers on a chalk board
as we fall to the floor.

Just a little taste of dalliance 
as we decipher each other.

Growling we are a duet trembling, 
all rowdy and slapstick naughty.

Premium Member Gifts From Naughty Santa


The weird gifts Santa placed beneath my tree
left me wide-eyed... clearly not meant for me
Sex toys wrapped in a bow
a card with, "Ho Ho Ho!"
So, that’s why he merrily shouts with glee!

Premium Member Not quite so innocent

Seduction as a means to engage
perhaps you welcome the playful naughty invitation
cautionary word ~ price may be high



Wordku: 5-7-5 words

AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Red Wattled Lapwing Bird

Oh,my dear Red wattled lapwing bird,                                                                               Are you a naughty, noisy little bird,                                                                 When I tried to catch a butterfly,                                                                           You made a did-you-do-it , lullaby,                                                                                No one escape from your vigilant eye ,                                                          Your cry is an alarm for creatures, not a lie.

Premium Member Him I pity


	He knows not what is good for him	
	You all know him, his name is Jim				
	Uses his class bench as his cot		
	What is good for him, he knows not	

	He likes to live in his own trench		
	As his cot, uses his class bench		
	I teach him in life how to thrive		
	In his own trench, he likes to live

	He’s naughty, he oft breaks his limb	
 	In life how to thrive, I teach him		
	Him I pity, he’s so snotty		
	He oft breaks his limb, he’s naughty	

	To me his talk seems so witty		
	He’s so snotty, him I pity 		
	He makes buzzing sound like a bee	
	His talk seems so witty to me		


4th Place

Hotty to Naughty

Hotty to notty—
That’s a bad thing, bro.
Hotty to naughty—
Now that’s a good way to go.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
Their looks go bad.
Hotty to naughty—
That won’t make you sad.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
You leave that face.
Hotty to naughty—
You can't leave that place.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
Things get tough.
Hotty to naughty—
Her love’s enough.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Give me the good girl
Gone all wrong,
Only for her man—
And that ain’t wrong.

Hotty to naughty,
My girl—
She’s a
Naughty hotty.

My girl—
She’s a
Naughty hotty.

Premium Member bad dog

bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Premium Member Angels

"Be An Angel and Be Kind" By Poet

"A" Angel factory come inside.
"N" Naughty need not apply, your kicked to the curbside.
"G" God is the boss here my dear.
"E" Eternal life is waiting for you with cheer.
"L" Love flows everywhere.
"S" Serving the one and only King is in the air.

Naughty Valentine

The candles flicker, set the mood,
A night for love, a touch so rude.
You steal a kiss, I tease and gleam,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

The wine is poured, the lights are low,
You whisper things that make me glow.
Your hands explore—a wicked dream,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

The chocolate melts on my tongue,
A taste so sweet yet far too young.
You bite your lip—oh, how obscene,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

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