Naughty Poems

Him I pity

	He knows not what is good for him	
	You all know him, his name is Jim				
	Uses his class bench as his cot		
	What is good for him, he knows not	

	He likes to live in his own trench		
	As his cot, uses his class bench		
	I teach him in life how to thrive		
	In his own trench, he likes to live

	He’s

Hotty to Naughty

Hotty to notty—
That’s a bad thing, bro.
Hotty to naughty—
Now that’s a good way to go.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
Their looks go bad.
Hotty to naughty—
That won’t make you sad.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
You leave that face.
Hotty to naughty—
You can't leave that place.
Hotty to notty,
Hotty to naughty.

Hotty to notty—
Things get tough.
Hotty to naughty—
Her

bad dog

bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Angels

"Be An Angel and Be Kind" By Poet

"A" Angel factory come inside.
"N" Naughty need not apply, your kicked to the curbside.
"G" God is the boss here my dear.
"E" Eternal life is waiting for you with cheer.
"L" Love flows everywhere.
"S" Serving the one and only King is in the air.

Naughty Valentine

The candles flicker, set the mood,
A night for love, a touch so rude.
You steal a kiss, I tease and gleam,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

The wine is poured, the lights are low,
You whisper things that make me glow.
Your hands explore—a wicked dream,
Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream.

The chocolate melts on my tongue,
A taste

Naughty Hubby

My hubby prefers silver to gold
Got married to save his soul
It’s a lesson well learned
Better marry than to burn
But he still wants to be cuckold

Retail's naughty c-shirt

A t-shirt you'd buy at the mall
An acrostic on it would scrawl
With re-cycle first
Re-use was then versed
Two lines more caused a small recall

the naughty c-word

Engels and his comrade Karl Marx
Cite the fight with rich greedy sharks
Tight with hoarded dough!
Their manifesto
Notes the bloat that floats oligarchs

Naughty Day

The dawn's unfolding horizontally, a kaleidoscope of color, as morning's promises lap warmth in my ear, the sun's fiery rebirth, painting the horizon with brushstrokes of glory, reflected rays of light dancing across the world, awakening the senses, a crescendo of radiance, sublime and brilliant.

As the pyrography star beams caress my skin, I surrender to

Naughty Children

Naughty Children

Naughty children pick their nose's
And smear their clothes
Playful and mischievous
They belong to Jesus

Naughty kids are fast kids
They catch butterflies
With big smiles they show you
How quick their fingers are

Naughty children jolly play
Even in the cold
They don't get distressed
They chew yummy gum

Naughty kids climb
Are always up and down
With a lot of smile about
Laughing happily when they

Naughty Tom

Tom was such a naughty kitty cat,
when he saw spike asleep on the mat,
came up with a plan, ever so sly,
he thought he'd sneak in and eat his pie,

Tom began to plot his little scheme,
tiptoed inside, hoping not to be seen,
but then he felt a sudden shock,
when closing the gate, he dropped the lock!

Hit poor

Naughty or Nice

I’m going to turn a new green leaf
No more Ms follow the rules
I’m going to be a woman so naughty
That lights the eyes of guys like red jewels

Maybe I’ll be a bit of a tease
Until I chose my next violet victim
He will feel nice so cool like a king
As I caress him so lovingly kiss

Do You Like it Raw?

So how do you like your sushi
just sashimi on a plate?

or do you prefer it wrapped in nori?
decorated with microgreens and eggs?

And is there wasabi?
that heat to the tongue?
just a dash or a dab?
Does it make your nose run?

Do you dip in soy?
or is it the modern aminos?
without that salty it seems a bit drab....

Do

Ascent of a Church Mouse

In a church where hymns soar high and free,
A mouse embarked on a daring spree,
Up the stockinged leg, it did dare,
Past the congregation's wide-eyed stare.

The preacher's wife felt a tickle, then a squirm,
Her face turned red, as it rounded a turn,
She jiggled and wiggled trying not to shout,
As the mouse explored, in and out, and

Naughty dog

she sneaks in bathroom 
steals toilet paper from trash 
leaves it in hallway

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