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Naughty Poems - Poems about Naughty

Naughty Poems - Examples of all types of poems about naughty to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for naughty.
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...Ex-presidents There was a man, not very tall, selling pornographic pictures at a corner of a street Once he had all the power, one could dream of, as a military junta took his job, and sin......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, absence, abuse, adventure,
Form: Blank verse

Premium Member The Final Demand
...There has been a conflict between us crazy rivals and these naughty mouths; we haven't been honest! It's the final demand, take back the gift that you already sent; apologize to make up or......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, anger, betrayal, break up,
Form: Lyric
Gallstones Love A Surprise
...Gallstones as big as pizza pies, Indigestion led to surprise, Surgeon smiled like Mona Lisa, Did you eat that much pizza? Fair, fat and forty, Fatbuckles, you were naughty! Bells did ring, tin......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, appreciation, friend, fun, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
Sage Bird
...There once was a yellow canary sage, Who trapped a naughty cat in a cage. With feathers so bright, It plotted all night, Till the cat escaped and ate it in rage.......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, anger,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Other Red Sock
...Hop - two, three, four. Socks - two, three, four. Wait a minute! Where Is Red One's partner? Not over here. Not over there. Not behind the pillow Or under the chair! Red Two must be p......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, missing,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Enraged Caged Cat
...It's time for me to devise a plan. I must catch that kitty if I can. I will watch his rage Locked inside my cage, Recording him on the web cam. His yellow eyes glare; They're fixed on me. The......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, bird, cat,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The need for a bigger trigger
...When every conceivable fetish has been entertained What is left to satisfy? When every want Has been had Where do we find the next fad? When every way to pop your cork has been done What is lef......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Quacks Like A Duck
... I've written about chickens with big fat legs Told of eating my way through the fridge My psychiatrist says I'm really quite normal Though I feel unbalanced, a smidge I've heard of ......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Your Space your Time On Your Own
...Light a candle Dim the lights Shut off the phone And all alone Open the draw that holds your secret hoard And lock the door You don't want to be caught It's your time Get comfortable and snug......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, seasons,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wind
...Quote: And the tree said to the wind: “Leaf me alone!” -- unknown I am the invisible wind, always present but never seen I'm not just a void; I can be gentle, whispering songs through leaves ......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, wind,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Gonna Keep On A-Gawking
... For a man of my age, I should no longer dream Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems But we don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare When the sweet scent of female fills up t......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, fun,
Form: I do not know?
...Silly things sometimes emanate in amazing success. Silly people by mistake disclose secrets and confess. Silly reasons stem a quarrel between a lovely pair. Silly d......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, silly,
Form: List
Premium Member Beautiful Deadly Temptress
...Framed by the doorway Such a vivacious curvey temptress So evocative and provocative A fem fetal a tasty feast for the eyes sex kitten Like Diana, the Huntress stalking her prey Perfectly for......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, beautiful, beauty, fire, fruit,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ascent of a Church Mouse
...In a church where hymns soar high and free, A mouse embarked on a daring spree, Up the stockinged leg, it did dare, Past the congregation's wide-eyed stare. The preacher's wife felt a tickle, t......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member You might be Irish
...This was written a few years ago for St. Patty's Day and posted: If your favorite color is green and of the Emerald Isles you dream, you might be Irish.. If you believe in leprechauns and fairies ......Read the rest...
Categories: naughty, holiday,
Form: Rhyme

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