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Tania's Holiday Limerick Contest ~ December 14, 2025

Gifts From Naughty Santa

The weird gifts Santa placed beneath my tree
left me wide-eyed... clearly not meant for me
Sex toys wrapped in a bow
a card with, "Ho Ho Ho!"
So, that’s why he merrily shouts with glee!

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Andrea Dietrich January 1, 2026 at 12:02 AM Back with congrats, Lin. May you have a wonderful new year

Sara Kendrick December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM Congratulations on your work being on the winners' list in Tania's limerick contest. Way to go. Sara K

Paula Goldsmith December 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM Congratulations on your win. This is way tooooooo funny with a great picture. Hope you got all the gifts you asked for/wanted. Have a Very Blessed New Year 2026 writing away..............

Tania Kitchin December 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM Lin, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious and bawdy limerick.

Andrea Dietrich December 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM Ha! Good one, Lin

Duke Beaufort December 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM Well Lin, Santa is a real guy after all! Maybe he does have the hots for you. You're too humble!!! Take care!! Smiles! Lin Lane December 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM Oh yeah, he's real. "The hots" haha. He is kinda cute in this photo. Thanks for reading me, Duke.

Janice Canerdy December 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM Naughty, indeed! Good one, Lin. Janice Lin Lane December 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM Thanks so much, Janice.

Jan Allison December 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM oh heck he delivered MY present to your house lol - baddddd santa lol, I hope my muse returns so i can start writing again, been a few months now but you know the reason why i cba lol:-) hugs Jan xx Lin Lane December 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM Haha, Jan. Now, THAT I can believe! There’s more than one reason why I’ve not been around the soup and I’m well aware of your reason. Do what makes you happy.

Tom Cunningham December 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM Somebody else will have a disappointed face on Christmas morning lol. Good luck in the contest Lin. Tom Lin Lane December 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM Thanks, Tom and good luck to you.

Connie Pachecho December 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM Hello Lin, it's great to see you having your running shoes on, running leisurely with the winds of change, one step ahead of all the naughty Santas for obvious reasons. Best wishes. Lin Lane December 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM Thanks, Connie. Very few contests I’ll write for these days in the soup. Time is better spent where there aren’t so many naughties.