Mel Poems - Poems about Mel

...I noticed whilst walking up and down the thing What's going on here I thought I had been given a middle seat In what I consider to be the worst flight I have ever experienced The two passengers e......Read the rest...

... Word blindness shore maid my life hell When righting two my buddy Mel Ironic indeed Butt wee both agreed Dyslexia’s sew hard too spell!......Read the rest...

... On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid......Read the rest...

...So they've upped my medication From 10 mg to 20 mg It's the stuff that's supposed to make... mm... mel... low I almos... uh... almo... almost nodded... offfff! Don't think it's strong eno......Read the rest...

...As I watch the rain coming down in measured bursts onto the dark waters of the vast bayou. My mind notes the watery circles and bubbles that trace alligators asleep in the slough. I check my line......Read the rest...

...An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Much like some people I know Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating I'm ravenous in an hour or so A pregnant goldfish is known as a twit ......Read the rest...

...NOTE: Some of you seemed to enjoy my stories from the past. Of course, posting this in the story folder is tantamount to burying it six feet under, as you know, so I'm posting it here. I understand t......Read the rest...

...Magnified in Glory Magnified in glory //. A simple mel o dy We'll sing out Of spirit Of soul Of gratitude We praise Forever and endless Infinite and true The way ......Read the rest...

...Mel is going to spill some beans Reviling some icons of siver screens Hey he's not perfect I guess we know ? Will we get some truth though? Will his Expos'e go? Go to the roots or just skim The......Read the rest...

...An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain Much like some people I know Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating I'm ravenous in an hour or so A pregnant goldfish is known as a twit ......Read the rest...

...decidedly despicable dastardly diabolical Dan doing dismal, dour, demeaning deeds to frantic Fran Forever frenzied fickle Felicity found her man. Morose monochromatic Mel molding Typan. Trixie to......Read the rest...

...Cookie the cat was as hot as a bull burnt to medium well. His kitchen was corrupted, and there was a foul smell. He had never wanted this occupation anyway, truth to tell. Our head cook looks peev......Read the rest...

...I seek it here, seek it there I cannot find this L word anywhere L is the start of many words Some of which are never heard When going to kindy or at school Is it because L isn't cool Like Lanc......Read the rest...

...Leslie Neilson Straight faced reveals a pun But what surely made him squirrely They wouldn't stop calling him Shirley Leslie Neilson Armed with wit and naked gun Genius buffoonery unparallele......Read the rest...

...It's miraculous how a tiny seed can grow into a tree  And it's nothing Less how your sweet voice can steal my heart from me From lowest lows to highest highs you span the sonic plane With m......Read the rest...