Best Mel Poems

Former Spice Girl, known as Mel B,
will no longer judge the show, AGT.
Labeled an addict of sex,
she enjoyed the male performers' great pecs!

March 21, 2019 for the Clerihew Contest
for Tania Kitchin's Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew Poetry Contest

(AGT is acronym for America's Got Talent, one...

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Twirling and spinning
Like poet's mind to pen or
one's brush to canvas.











For Melton, a co-artist, whose idea on a painting amazed me....

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The clock ticked at nine in the evening of July
When I lay on the bed in the silence of the night
Trying to fall asleep but something's bothering
A feeling interfered and started shivering

My eyes were almost closed when I heard a noise
Slowly getting louder; what a...

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My angel wakes to dew drops through her misty, bedroom eyes,
Of what she dreams, the stars it seems, as begins the dawn's reprise.
Her ruby lips ignite a spark, and beg a gentle kiss,
This thing I crave, to love a slave, and until her waking miss.
Passion...

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mel
...flows low waters still...

brooks
...in valley pastures...

spring waters
...to ponds and back...

have carried
...creations for ninety six years...


stans sand...

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Dappled sunlight dancing among the trees in the wooded glen
Lingering amongst the wood where it has ancient been
She dances fast, and sometimes slow, the tempo ever changing
Gentle breeze she stirs the trees; the mood is scintillating 

The crystal clear water sparkles with a silvery light
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So they've upped my medication

From 10 mg to 20 mg

It's the stuff that's supposed to make... me... mel... low

I almos... uh... almo... almost nodded... off... ff!

Don't think it's strong enough yet... thhh...ough!

Hopefully I'll soon start writing about fairies and pretty flowers

Instead of demons and evil...

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Mel had to berate a bad car driver, 
Who, at traffic lights, nearly hit her,
She said “Life flashed” in rigid fear, 
When the car towards her did steer. 

She rubs shoulders with Crockroft, 
As a middle distance athlete not soft, 
Because she lies in the...

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Some people have dogs and cats.
But the pet that I chose is a ban.
He's very beautiful and his name is Mel.
When people see him, they run like hell.
Owning Mel is something that I don't regret.
.But I have no social life because I have a bat...

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Happy birthday, dear Grandma Mel
Is a greeting filled with great love; 
It's from the heart of the sender
Beneath the sky and sun above.

Happy birthday, dear Grandma Mel, 
Your faith and hope are both valid; 
They are just like a concrete rock, 
Very steady, strong, and...

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Dappled sunlight dancing among the trees in the wooded glen
Lingering amongst the wood where it has ancient been
She dances fast, and sometimes slow, the tempo ever changing.
Gentle breeze she stirs the trees; the mood is scintillating

The crystal clear water sparkles with a silvery light 
Like...

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Hi'ya Mel g'day n such.' i tip me Akubra mate; you've achieved so bloody much.!
An I'm looking at Hoody; at the legend that he's forged.'
Along with 'our Jhonny'
They've fought battles right across the board.' Or should
That be bored??
Just a nod to the polo's that lil...

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Trials, we know them,

Eating your soul and forcing silence.

Let one be your witness and your jury.

Leave old grudging regrets swept and left.

Meander your blue black thoughts back to the trials we know

Earnestly, I beg.

Grievously I say:

Onward, silence isn't needed here....

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I was so loud when we first met
I knew you were both lovely people
My mind was already set
Thank you both for believing in me
Which is something even I failed to see
I have maybe not known you both that long
But my guards now down
I am feeling...

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I noticed whilst walking up and down the thing
What's going on here I thought
I had been given a middle seat
In what I consider to be the worst flight I have ever experienced
The two passengers either side of me were trolling
Ghosting me 
Two Count Drunkulas in...

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