Long Warranty Poems
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Phantom MechanismsMechanism 1
Part #1
The things outside of my window dry out my eyes. The egg that I saturated has mold on it. The moon decays when I speak. The stars are all just God’s germs. Lately...
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Categories:
warranty, mystery, me, night, people, me, moon, night,
Form:
Free verse
Valentine's DayMy friends have always hated Valentine's Day.
They ridiculed the pimply-faced boys
Whose hormone-infused offerings
Smell of Axe cologne and sweaty palms.
Greater the mocking of pubescent princesses
Who prance and twirl and collect tokens
From admirers like shells on a...
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Categories:
warranty, cinderella, february, heart, love, princess, true love,
Form:
Prose
A Big ProblemOnce there was a famous king,
More famous than Ozymandias.
His name was King Wolf.
Sultan was his nickname.
He called himself a benevolent despot;
And his style of government
A ‘democratic dictatorship.’
He spoke good English—
A foreign language,...
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Categories:
warranty, irony, satire, , ozymandias,
Form:
Narrative
Within the WallsWe often look at the person within the walls as the breaker ,
not the broken
the relentless evil that exists in this persons free will
The horror this person was willing to create
how they bruised societies...
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Categories:
warranty, analogy, character, culture, discrimination, philosophy, society, symbolism,
Form:
Free verse
The Quest For My Heart MY QUEST
I lost my heart. Where can it be? There is sadness and despair.
If I were to search for all eternity, I may never find it anywhere.
I've delved beneath oceans...
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Categories:
warranty, betrayal, break up,
Form:
Rhyme
Innocent Gunplay
Please don’t blame the automatic weapon
that synagogue killed me, tragically,
the other day
The hands which held it
are Second Amendment clean —
Gunpowder washed in crimson water
of dogma purity
I was just the latest recipient
of an over-the-counter, scarlet...
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Categories:
warranty, dark, perspective, truth, violence,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Who, Why, What, Where, WhenWho, Why, What, Where, When?
Take a meme, and make it clean by belief, engagement,
God meme, Santa Claus or denim jeans are fundamentals,
They offer a magic carpet to all partakers into fulfilment,
When we...
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Categories:
warranty, faith, god, happiness, identity, jesus, perspective, religion,
Form:
Quatrain
A Band Donned Around Ring Finger of Left HandA band donned... Around ring finger of left hand
Yes folks (meaning,
whomever espies these lines) alas and alack
I attest thy spouse located future heirloom -
while tentatively asleep in her bivouac
though far less likely,
(yet near more rewarding)
than...
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Categories:
warranty, adventure, blessing, depression, destiny, husband, sad love,
Form:
Rhyme
Inexplicable Memory Quirkily UnhingedA rhetorical question finds me asking
(to no one in particular) why I recall
the names of grade school teachers
approximately fifty years ago (whose
names listed below), when the need
to retrieve necessary information due
ring...
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Categories:
warranty, 10th grade, 11th grade, 7th grade, 8th
Form:
Prose Poetry
Inexplicable Quirky Memory Unhinged Clasp Twowhen into scaly claws, sans first
to sixth grade Precambrian relic
(Missus Batson, Missus Rittenhouse,
Missus Wells, Mister Stout, Missus Shaner,
or Miss Rinderle).
Invariably the majority
of elementary grades didst accord
accredited ancient authenticated creatures bored
(with...
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Categories:
warranty, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
The Fall of NeverlandNeverland was a childhood dream,
never to grow up was the marketed theme.
Carousel rides, cotton candy and video games,
swimming pools with slides and a private train.
A seductive fantasy for the world's innocent.
An enchanted kingdom for every...
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Categories:
warranty, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
The Day Is Not the Same. the Day Is Gone.Over a yellow River of {Drunken} Smiles,
A Dove, faded by erasures and weeks
suffocating Crashing rotten Joy--- orgasm Smell of Arrested Motion
Coming swift without Warranty or Return Policy
Almost invisible Dusty Distance
Crossed...
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Categories:
warranty, devotion, hope, life, loss, lost love, love,
Form:
Blank verse
A Healthy DeathA healthy death's born when you grok that life's end
(Though no more than one second) might well be a friend,
Not a troll that hides under a bridge, out of sight,
Where it haunts the unwary, in...
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Categories:
warranty, faith, journey, life,
Form:
Rhyme
My God, Thank You For Letting Me Worship YouDecember 25 Scripture Meditations Based on Revelation 11-12
Key Verse – Revelation 11:1 And there was given me a reed like unto a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God,...
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Categories:
warranty, blessing, christian, faith, god, jesus, spiritual, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Dept MattersA great new loan rate
for your New Year plans
it is the very best
each week we gain more fans.
We"ll screw you blooming silly
yes we will milk you dry,
have you paying interest
till the day you ...
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Categories:
warranty, funny, world, new year,
Form:
Rhyme
Bought Just Yesterday
Bought me a computer yesterday,
and it worked just fine I must say
It worked just fine ... fine and dandy
The warranty was cut fresh,
top of the line insurance, nothing but the best
I have no worries ......
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Categories:
warranty, anxiety, humorous, money, surreal,
Form:
Light Verse
My God, Thank You For Letting Me Press On To VictoryNovember 18 Scripture Meditations Based on Philippians 3
Key Verse – Philippians 3:14 I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus.
MY GOD, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME...
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Categories:
warranty, blessing, christian, faith, god, jesus, spiritual, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
I Have a Say Endsars Endpolicebrutality"I Have A Say"
So they claim and lie to slay.
The less privileged I feel your pain, but the politicians always do walk away because they have power at their aid.
What the hell is a constitution...
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Categories:
warranty, abuse, africa, age, art, betrayal, blessing, color,
Form:
Rhyme
Sailing the Seven SeasThe first expanse we crossed was called Delinquent Sea.
We trolled its murky depths with dreams of piracy.
Though landing swag with no regret,
Contentment slithered through our net.
We squandered all our plundered booty wantonly.
The next gulf...
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Categories:
warranty, allegory, sea,
Form:
Lyric
If I Shopped For My Spouse Like I Shopped For My Automobile
Before beginning my search,
I realize there are many models,
its not easy for anyone,
even a savvy girl.
Does he make me twirl,
will...
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Categories:
warranty, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Jump Start - Susan Burch -Jump Start (( collaboration * SUSAN BURCH ))
by~ Poet D:
How did it come to this?
You and me down memory bliss..
Some where in between losing my self ..
I misplaced the dust remover off my...
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Categories:
warranty, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost loveme, heart, heart, me,
Form:
Couplet
Buy a Car Or Drive a Woman
A brand new car gleams with silver and unblemished paint
Never belonging to anyone else brings its own desirability
Virginal, it might be called…longed for but never driven
Lovely girl with her makeup just right
Yearned for and desired...
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Categories:
warranty, heartbreak, life, love,
Form:
Free verse
Life On SaleThey had a sale at Christmas time.
Life was 'half off' for all.
And so I thought: “Ah, what ta heck —
I’ll get me one - size small.”
The store was full of searching souls,
their plastic — firm...
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Categories:
warranty, christmas, extended metaphor, life,
Form:
Lyric
A Grim OutlookPrices rising: the reality of this plunging economy,
thriftiness and frugality are greatly demanded
in order to survive, and having less to spend
is a deterrent to those once-easily-obtainable luxuries;
I have become very frugal, to buy more...
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Categories:
warranty, depression, hope, loss, people, sad, work
Form:
Sestina
Home- a Place Where I Can GoThe blue coloured walls
with a roof and a floor ,
i call it a home .
A large peepal tree
covers it and provides shade,
a nest on tree does not let its beauty fade.
A small verandah...
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Categories:
warranty, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme