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Dept Matters

A great new loan rate
for your New Year plans
it is the very best
each week we gain more fans.

We"ll screw you blooming silly
yes we will milk you dry,
have you paying  interest
till the day you  die!

Much worse than a student loan
or an equity release
we hound you every week,
you never get no peace.

We"re an experienced provider
with award-winning product range
if you don"t get in touch
we"ll think you very strange.

You can cry "Mis-sold"
when you try to go to court
but we have stitched you up
and your efforts we will thwart.

We even sell you health care
that when you might be ill,
we promise you the earth
but you took to many pills!

There is no credit crunch
you are our money onus
don"t believe the press reports
that we made a ten Mill bonus!

You cause damaging delay
to this countries January sales
if you don"t sign up now
the World economy could fail!

We do nothing but special offers
of that you will discover
we even say no way
to warranty breakdown cover.

We bring it all together
you get ten days for free
then process you so quick
you"re locked in without a key!

So you pick up that phone
and give us quick a call
why would a decent person
even attempt to stall.

You know your Country needs you
there is no stumbling block
my goodness you must hurry
it is going limited stock!



You have made us happy Bankers
what more can be said
oh, we need to repossess your home
your balance just turned Red!

So sorry about that
but you should not have bet
that in this World decline
you could repay our debt.

Well a lesson has been learned
you must stay out the Red
don"t part with hard earned cash
just shove it below your bed!

Too many are so greedy
at first you might not see,
but if you really must lose money
just send it all to Me!

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