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Poems by Ned Flanders

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Date PostedPoemTitle# ViewsForm  
02/22/2013 dear diary the shopping line bread milk and the needle 696 Rhyme
01/02/2013 It is with deep regret 372 Rhyme
01/18/2012 Dept Matters 387 Rhyme
12/05/2011 Mans best friend 333 Rhyme
12/01/2011 Dating sites 430 Rhyme
10/14/2011 It must be Friday 304 Prose Poetry
09/06/2011 Oops 337 Rhyme
09/06/2011 Black and Read 361 Rhyme
08/26/2011 Human nature 300 Rhyme
08/26/2011 Just deserts 326 Rhyme
08/26/2011 War 328 Rhyme
08/22/2011 Marilyn Monroe 526 Rhyme
08/22/2011 Old Salty Dog 692 Rhyme
08/15/2011 Be a Donor 348 I do not know?
07/01/2011 Fore cast 430 I do not know?
06/23/2011 Truth 371 Light Poetry
06/23/2011 A Man for all seasons Barack Obama 394 Rhyme
06/21/2011 In the Dentists chair 334 Rhyme
06/13/2011 Should have known better 391 Rhyme
06/13/2011 Wiser 560 Haiku
06/13/2011 True love 418 Rhyme
06/08/2011 Fore 756 Haiku
06/08/2011 Auschwitz 713 Haiku
06/08/2011 Sports ssshhhh 909 Haiku
06/08/2011 Statistics never lie 998 Light Poetry
06/08/2011 Moving on 636 Haiku
06/02/2011 Mothers pride 817 Rhyme
06/02/2011 The Pusher 445 Prose Poetry
06/02/2011 Real life 366 Light Poetry
06/02/2011 Reality, Friday night , just a thought 344 Prose Poetry
06/01/2011 Restless 647 Haiku
05/31/2011 The last performance 489 I do not know?
05/31/2011 Minimum wage 463 Prose Poetry
05/31/2011 Chore 537 Haiku
05/28/2011 Not quite right 370 Prose Poetry
05/28/2011 scene 370 I do not know?
05/27/2011 Bob Dylan Newport Folk Festival 1965 440 Prose Poetry
05/25/2011 Gone fishing 576 Rhyme
05/24/2011 Static 393 Prose Poetry
05/24/2011 The boating pond 449 Rhyme
05/24/2011 Artistic Drought 412 Rhyme
05/24/2011 to a tolerable degree 375 Rhyme
05/24/2011 O lucky man 388 Prose Poetry
05/18/2011 God loves drunk people too 828 Rhyme
05/06/2011 Thick as a brick 837 Rhyme
05/02/2011 War on terror 559 Rhyme
05/02/2011 Oh my giddy Aunt 587 Rhyme
04/26/2011 The Loveboat 529 Rhyme
04/22/2011 Mary Magdalene The last Supper 501 Free verse
04/22/2011 Easter a prayer 387 Rhyme
04/21/2011 The Toast To Battle 385 Rhyme
04/21/2011 No luck 411 Rhyme
04/19/2011 Thats life 367 Rhyme
04/19/2011 Some people 364 Rhyme
04/14/2011 Ode to Rabbie Burns 449 Rhyme
04/06/2011 to much cable tv 336 Rhyme
04/06/2011 Exercise 373 Rhyme
03/30/2011 cheers grandpa thoughts of wisdom 288 Rhyme
03/06/2011 the flea and the fly 384 Rhyme
03/05/2011 DR Frankensteins monster 217 Rhyme
03/04/2011 Flunked maths 290 I do not know?
03/04/2011 beyond reasonable doubt Triolet 406 Triolet
03/04/2011 waste not want not 988 Rhyme
03/03/2011 The story of a fat black cat 441 Rhyme
03/02/2011 Ugah Fugah a moralistic tale 258 Rhyme
03/01/2011 the overdose 271 I do not know?
03/01/2011 A mad march night 264 Rhyme
02/24/2011 pollution 216 I do not know?
02/22/2011 mouser the distillery cat 334 Rhyme
02/18/2011 the phone it did not ring 343 Rhyme
09/06/2010 Playstation blues 1202 Rhyme
08/28/2010 Boom! 247 Rhyme
08/26/2010 Out of the mouths of babes. 257 Rhyme
07/22/2010 Little Johnnys prayers aged seven and three quarters. 285 Rhyme
07/22/2010 and Woman said. 339 I do not know?
07/22/2010 All our Epitaphs 253 Rhyme
07/19/2010 Bad news. 259 I do not know?
04/24/2010 Monsters Inc. Big BaBoo 536 Rhyme
03/25/2010 Poor old Mr Moggy. 479 Rhyme
02/19/2010 Vietnam. 267 I do not know?
01/06/2010 I was a Butchers Boy. 308 Rhyme
12/16/2009 Jack Frost Vs Disambiguation. 259 Light Poetry
12/07/2009 Santa"s works night out. A cautionary tale 331 Rhyme
12/07/2009 Christmas lunch is served. Acrostic. 351 Acrostic
12/07/2009 A Christmas sting in the tale. 308 I do not know?
08/08/2009 An anti War rant. 455 Rhyme
08/04/2009 Calvary Hill 315 I do not know?
08/03/2009 Shakespeare meets Popeye 229 Rhyme
08/02/2009 Roman Politics 251 I do not know?
07/30/2009 Battle of Gettysburg day two. 314 I do not know?
07/29/2009 Johnny Thunders, room 37 370 I do not know?
06/27/2009 God likes a joke. 288 I do not know?
06/21/2009 The Dark Man Cometh. 386 Prose Poetry
06/15/2009 I sold my Mum on EBay 350 Rhyme
06/12/2009 Food Fun. 401 Rhyme
06/03/2009 A letter home never sent. 355 I do not know?
06/03/2009 Coleslaw. Acrostic 511 Acrostic

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