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Poems by Ned Flanders

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Date PostedPoemTitle# ViewsForm  
02/22/2013 dear diary the shopping line bread milk and the needle 716 Rhyme
01/02/2013 It is with deep regret 408 Rhyme
01/18/2012 Dept Matters 405 Rhyme
12/05/2011 Mans best friend 347 Rhyme
12/01/2011 Dating sites 467 Rhyme
10/14/2011 It must be Friday 320 Prose Poetry
09/06/2011 Oops 357 Rhyme
09/06/2011 Black and Read 374 Rhyme
08/26/2011 Human nature 317 Rhyme
08/26/2011 Just deserts 337 Rhyme
08/26/2011 War 340 Rhyme
08/22/2011 Marilyn Monroe 549 Rhyme
08/22/2011 Old Salty Dog 949 Rhyme
08/15/2011 Be a Donor 359 I do not know?
07/01/2011 Fore cast 443 I do not know?
06/23/2011 Truth 381 Light Poetry
06/23/2011 A Man for all seasons Barack Obama 406 Rhyme
06/21/2011 In the Dentists chair 346 Rhyme
06/13/2011 Should have known better 400 Rhyme
06/13/2011 Wiser 586 Haiku
06/13/2011 True love 429 Rhyme
06/08/2011 Fore 802 Haiku
06/08/2011 Auschwitz 756 Haiku
06/08/2011 Sports ssshhhh 945 Haiku
06/08/2011 Statistics never lie 1107 Light Poetry
06/08/2011 Moving on 667 Haiku
06/02/2011 Mothers pride 844 Rhyme
06/02/2011 The Pusher 460 Prose Poetry
06/02/2011 Real life 377 Light Poetry
06/02/2011 Reality, Friday night , just a thought 355 Prose Poetry
06/01/2011 Restless 693 Haiku
05/31/2011 The last performance 502 I do not know?
05/31/2011 Minimum wage 491 Prose Poetry
05/31/2011 Chore 561 Haiku
05/28/2011 Not quite right 383 Prose Poetry
05/28/2011 scene 387 I do not know?
05/27/2011 Bob Dylan Newport Folk Festival 1965 454 Prose Poetry
05/25/2011 Gone fishing 613 Rhyme
05/24/2011 Static 407 Prose Poetry
05/24/2011 The boating pond 460 Rhyme
05/24/2011 Artistic Drought 425 Rhyme
05/24/2011 to a tolerable degree 390 Rhyme
05/24/2011 O lucky man 408 Prose Poetry
05/18/2011 God loves drunk people too 851 Rhyme
05/06/2011 Thick as a brick 854 Rhyme
05/02/2011 War on terror 574 Rhyme
05/02/2011 Oh my giddy Aunt 611 Rhyme
04/26/2011 The Loveboat 541 Rhyme
04/22/2011 Mary Magdalene The last Supper 526 Free verse
04/22/2011 Easter a prayer 412 Rhyme
04/21/2011 The Toast To Battle 400 Rhyme
04/21/2011 No luck 431 Rhyme
04/19/2011 Thats life 381 Rhyme
04/19/2011 Some people 388 Rhyme
04/14/2011 Ode to Rabbie Burns 472 Rhyme
04/06/2011 to much cable tv 349 Rhyme
04/06/2011 Exercise 387 Rhyme
03/30/2011 cheers grandpa thoughts of wisdom 303 Rhyme
03/06/2011 the flea and the fly 405 Rhyme
03/05/2011 DR Frankensteins monster 229 Rhyme
03/04/2011 Flunked maths 301 I do not know?
03/04/2011 beyond reasonable doubt Triolet 443 Triolet
03/04/2011 waste not want not 1018 Rhyme
03/03/2011 The story of a fat black cat 461 Rhyme
03/02/2011 Ugah Fugah a moralistic tale 272 Rhyme
03/01/2011 the overdose 282 I do not know?
03/01/2011 A mad march night 277 Rhyme
02/24/2011 pollution 228 I do not know?
02/22/2011 mouser the distillery cat 361 Rhyme
02/18/2011 the phone it did not ring 353 Rhyme
09/06/2010 Playstation blues 1305 Rhyme
08/28/2010 Boom! 261 Rhyme
08/26/2010 Out of the mouths of babes. 269 Rhyme
07/22/2010 Little Johnnys prayers aged seven and three quarters. 297 Rhyme
07/22/2010 and Woman said. 355 I do not know?
07/22/2010 All our Epitaphs 266 Rhyme
07/19/2010 Bad news. 272 I do not know?
04/24/2010 Monsters Inc. Big BaBoo 566 Rhyme
03/25/2010 Poor old Mr Moggy. 496 Rhyme
02/19/2010 Vietnam. 280 I do not know?
01/06/2010 I was a Butchers Boy. 330 Rhyme
12/16/2009 Jack Frost Vs Disambiguation. 280 Light Poetry
12/07/2009 Santa"s works night out. A cautionary tale 361 Rhyme
12/07/2009 Christmas lunch is served. Acrostic. 365 Acrostic
12/07/2009 A Christmas sting in the tale. 323 I do not know?
08/08/2009 An anti War rant. 555 Rhyme
08/04/2009 Calvary Hill 327 I do not know?
08/03/2009 Shakespeare meets Popeye 243 Rhyme
08/02/2009 Roman Politics 264 I do not know?
07/30/2009 Battle of Gettysburg day two. 340 I do not know?
07/29/2009 Johnny Thunders, room 37 381 I do not know?
06/27/2009 God likes a joke. 306 I do not know?
06/21/2009 The Dark Man Cometh. 410 Prose Poetry
06/15/2009 I sold my Mum on EBay 374 Rhyme
06/12/2009 Food Fun. 440 Rhyme
06/03/2009 A letter home never sent. 370 I do not know?
06/03/2009 Coleslaw. Acrostic 548 Acrostic

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