Long Quiche Poems

When ‘He’ decides to destroy one and all
I’ll spend my last day in this old snooker hall
My cue in one hand and a beer in the other
I’ll play my last game with my dad and...

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Remember...Remain Calm, Collected, And Cool...
Matthew Scott Harris...ARG

This, a near imp
     possible mantra to apply
when this 2009
     Macbook Pro went awry
triggering this enduser
     to...

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Alber’s Tamale Pie, Australian Meat Pie, Apple Pie, Amish Country Strawberry Pie,  
Bacon Pie, Bean Pie, Boston Cream Pie, Butterfinger Pie, Banana Cream Pie, Blueberry Pie, 
Chicken Pot Pie, Crunchy Carmel Apple Pie, Chocolate...

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A funny thing happened on the way to the john.   
I felt something magical coming on.			
I’m afraid there’s no denyin’				
I accidentally let one loose.				
Don‘t blame the quiche, Lorraine!			

I have a special secret to...

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I left the pub one night in a bit of a tizzy
and saw some kind of being like a tin lizzie.
This turned out to be a polite alligator
now on probation for having eaten a waiter.
The...

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Drac's the new food taster at Halloween
He dare not admit, he wasn't too keen
For solid food is not his natural cuisine
But Satan chose him instead of Wolverine.

First to be tasted was the eyeball terrine;
A little...

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Just waiting in line to register for college courses.
I did not relish such crowded coarseness.

Then, mon Dieux, my eyes fixed upon you, lost was I!
Your brown eyes, made me feel like I was flying in the...

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A is for anchovies,salty little fishes.
B is for blueberries in muffins and sweet dishes.
C is for cabbage,so good for making slaw.
D is for dragonfruit,you can eat it raw.
E is for eggplant,as parmegan delights.
F is for...

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5/24/21
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Blood all around the planet, it's no longer strange
Blood spewed about from hurricanes
Blood drops falling in the rains
Blood all across the plains
Blood on these grains
Blood splatter across the window panes
Blood flowing through arteries and veins
In...

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Benedict was tired, he’d been driving all day.  
This was his last delivery, 2 tonnes of eggs delivered to Safeway.  
The kid came out of nowhere, stared Benedict in the face,
He tried to...

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ALONE AT THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM

rose early in the morning,
indulged in a lovely quiche lorraine,
ventured out

                    ...

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Adam Lambert will come swooping in with Queen.
They will serenade me as I sit on my deck enjoying myself.
A van will pull up and my dog and cat will jump in.
They will be whisked off...

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It's spring and fresh Farmers Market 
asparagus always calls for a quiche, 
so I dig out the May,1986 Milk Calendar  
recipe, you can’t get more Canadian.
We use a pressed wheat germ crust because
we’re not...

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As I do wish to appease...Mr. G.K. 
There are some things about cheese...that I would like to say 
Served anywhere...on a plate or a tray 
Held by tooth picks...yes, that is okay 

It's delicious to...

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The Quintessential Catering Company serves only quality foods beginning with a Q
To some this seems quirky and to others quite quaint
Q foods quickly quell hunger and queasiness 
Quick oats and quinoa with quick bread and...

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Yo she’s so freaking hot
Imma shoot my shot
‘My name starts with a B and your name starts with a B, quiche 2 O’s in between and they become boobs… just like you have’
Dude you are...

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After dropping off friends at the airport today,
We decided to stop for lunch on the way.
Just as Yeroskipou came into sight,
Rosie's Tea Room sounded just right.
It's behind the big church in the Square,
Always room for...

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It's the internet they say!
You can do anything you wish!
Like swim in a pond
With some dangerous fish.

Or something more subtle
Like killing your friends
In a game that that makes you forget about
Your half-eaten quiche

Or maybe you...

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I’m Just Old
   

I’m out of touch, that’s what I’d say,
Not in key with the brand new way.
Keeping up is not my style,
To call me fresh would be a foul.
But my Better-half stays...

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My dream has come true,
Today the greatest day of my life,
Turning over the opened sign,
Yes! I thought! It’s my cafe, 
My own place!
Right on the busy seaside edge,
Scarborough people love to come,
With beautiful views,
Everything ready!...

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Just one egg left so what should I do
how should I devour you
Eat it raw with Tabasco sauce
chopped in a salad freshly toss
Fry it but how over-easy is fun
sunny side up but don't want it...

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Aloo pie Apple crisp pie gives me gimmie pie
Apple crumble  Australian meat pie 
Banana cream pie, 
Bacon and egg pie 
Caramel tart  Canelé pie
Derby pie 
Empanada, Egg tart pie
Flan pie
Gibanica pie
Homity pie 
I...

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What if God isn't a he or a she but a he she
eating quiche in a teepee with a toupee 
in the company of a grumpy hippy
seeking to unleash a fart storm our way

solar gusts...

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Was it All a Dream

I woke up from a dream,
Just silence did I find
Surrounded by tissue paper
That angels left behind,

In my dream I met a plane,
A lovely woman hugged me and then
There was quiche Lorraine...

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Fresh from Pentecost, our celebration
moved to lunch in the Rectory garden,
with views to the coast, for inspiration.
Spread on tablecloths we'd hardly begun
the quiche, ham, tomatoes, salad, or pies
when a westerly gust lifted our fare –
cloths...

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