It's the Internet

It's the internet they say! You can do anything you wish! Like swim in a pond With some dangerous fish. Or something more subtle Like killing your friends In a game that that makes you forget about Your half-eaten quiche Or maybe you can Start a little troll war When the person you're 'fighting' Is your best friend after all. Or maybe just make A really interesting clip That your cat would start dancing Over you biting your lip Or, you know, because everyone hates money, It doesn't matter! Just give it to someone acting funny. Then I close my computer I'm done with the net It's a place fun of nonsense There's no fun about that! Then, suddenly, I hear my favourite music in the background. And I think But the internet isn't done with me I need to log back on to Spotify.