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Freaking Hot

Yo she’s so freaking hot Imma shoot my shot ‘My name starts with a B and your name starts with a B, quiche 2 O’s in between and they become boobs… just like you have’ Dude you are going at it the wrong way ‘Me, you, my house with my pet rat and some expired cheese and crackers… i have protection” Dude, if she doesn’t get with you then she’s just a lousy prude because who wouldn’t want to get with you after the first date Alright so about me, I have great taste in women, awesome in bed, and the best kisser I brought you flowers and chocolate because I know that’s what women like and most of the time the ladies come packin home with me… you interested Yo, I did nothing wrong She got drunk at the resturaunt and I took her home And then we did it, I mean, she wasn’t complaining so that’s a first What she was wearing was so obvious she wanted to be with me If not, why else did she come home? You get the girls at the start of the game and make sure they are the ones to give in Thats how you get all the ladies

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