My Perfect Day

Adam Lambert will come swooping in with Queen. They will serenade me as I sit on my deck enjoying myself. A van will pull up and my dog and cat will jump in. They will be whisked off to Doggie and Kitty Day care. Returning fully groomed with their vaccines in the evening. Husband asks if I want any more orange juice or another omelet. He's brought me homemade donuts, a waffle, and a bacon quiche. He laid out my clothes for the day and will put the extra ones away later. I draw a cartoon, write poems, and then get in my limo for my work ride. Children at my school cheer “Mrs. K! Mrs. K! Mrs. K!" upon my arrival. Principal announces that I have been named Woman of the Decade. Tries to cancel classes, but I insist on teaching them because I love to. The press comes in and takes photos of me. Oprah interviews me. Gayle was too intimidated to come cause of my awesome reputation. Limo driver waits while I travel down the avenue greeting many friends. They tell me about my surprise party and we share many funny stories. I eat my favorite barbequed chicken at Governor Stump’s Restaurant. Then I am whisked home where I can slide under my electric blanket. The perfect day!