God Is a He She

What if God isn't a he or a she but a he she eating quiche in a teepee with a toupee in the company of a grumpy hippy seeking to unleash a fart storm our way solar gusts of gigantic proportions across intergalactic star systems unholy guffing crushing our sun with radiation to our extinction anything is possible it's all unknown take a guess at the probable fart tone all we ever do is disbelieve and joke open up minds after cannabis toke some believe he's a vengeful bastard out to punish us thereafter in a world seeing many disaster these people couldn't be dafter so maybe God really is a he she toupee wearing and living in a teepee perving on a world of birds and bees with an irritable bowel about to let free