Long Porky Poems
Long Porky Poems. Below are the most popular long Porky by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Porky poems by poem length and keyword.
Dear NeighborsDear neighbors,
I realize we have not met,
other than the guy next door
but that doesn't really count
cause that was just to put up a fence between us,
and I have met Marvelously Mad Max,
behind me, on the...
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Categories:
porky, baptism, health, heart, humor, passion, religion, wisdom,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Car Wars - 1st Half In Text - Plus Full AudioHere's the scoop, friends...
This is, as indicated, the 1st HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. The 2nd half had to be posted separately due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations. No other way...
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Categories:
porky, car, humor,
Form:
Verse
Three Colored PigsOnce upon a ZeroTime
we suffered great terror and loss.
People,
animals,
and plants
refused to speak kindly with each other
because of a Big Bad Wolf
named Ms. Climatic Change
by her delightfully demented transparents.
Most all credible scientists in that day
were...
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Categories:
porky, dream, earth, health, humanity, humor, integrity, passion,
Form:
Political Verse
Little Piggy's StoryThere are many pig-type stories,
Mostly told in piggy fables.
Most are cheerful little characters,
With "Happy Endings" in their labels.
Let's start with 'Porky Pig' cartoon,
S-s-s-stammering pig of Looney-Tune fame.
It's here I'll mention other pigs,
Because all pigs are...
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Categories:
porky, parody, , cute,
Form:
Light Verse
The Turkish TurkeyFor this Turk Turku is a 1-horse
city but he has got to have horse
sense. He will not be as happy as a peacock in Turkey.
Hindi, the Turk word for turkey, is how we'll call this...
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Categories:
porky, animal, bird, fish, food, immigration, nonsense, silly,
Form:
Burlesque
A Conversation With the Three StoogesA Conversation With The Three Stooges
I Am: Hello guys it’s an honor, fellows
Moe: HELLO!
Larry: HELLO!
Curly: HELLO!
The Three Stooges: HELLOS!
I Am: You’re known as half-wits, birdbrains, knuckleheads,
...
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Categories:
porky, celebrity, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Party GamesWhat are the odds that either Democratic or Republican leaders
will ever again remember how to host a Party?
Imagine these invitations we receive:
Dear Ms. Democrat,
Dear Mr. Republican,
Please come to our Leadership Party,
primarily to listen to us...
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Categories:
porky, culture, games, health, humor, leadership, political, power,
Form:
Prose Poetry
A Bit of GonzoThat's not my elephant!
The man dressed like a modern day hammlet or Lady Ga Ga screamed
in his best Justin Biber voice once told me one thing.
It was a good time to make my...
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Categories:
porky, funnygirl, me, drug, , cute,
Form:
I do not know?
Zinc Adulating
Abominable holiday season greeting to the have-nots me and you
Bombshell tabloid sleigh bells got those ear holes ringing
Cut the tax gift wrap ribbon, only good cheers for the wealthy few
Ducky Little Donald beaky wacky-quacky curse...
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Categories:
porky, metaphor, parody, slam, word play,
Form:
ABC
Bubeleh Bride Ballooned Into BehemothFifty nine inch tall wife
once willowy wisp
postmenopausal galloping gourmandiser
playboy centerfold girly
figure ain't no mo,'
which superfluous weight deterrent,
love life yours truly
took Kamikaze nosedive
arousing, exciting, stimulating...
as romancing the stone statue,
but seen thru Tom
gobbler beady eyes
butterball babe...
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Categories:
porky, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, body,
Form:
Free verse
Out To Get Me How To Offend 6 of 11Shush Sushobhan,
she’s pushing her hand to my rock hard in the back of reception
your girl wowing at my fat long perfection,
I guess she thinks of you as rejection
after you spent a...
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Categories:
porky, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
Kids Have Ears the Size of An Elephant and a Mouth To MatchI read Darryl Ashton’s poem Called Pinocchio Rex and this brought back
memories of a childhood incident
When I grew up we had a smallholding – the house was called ‘Longacre’ as we
had over an...
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Categories:
porky, childhood, humorous, innocence, mum,
Form:
Narrative
Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best FriendOverweight Terrier:
Porky
Yorkie
Un-cool Terrier:
Dorky
Yorkie
Spaniel dog breeder:
Cocker
Stocker
Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
Cocker
Mocker
Book on...
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Categories:
porky, animal, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle
A Compilation of Fickle Foolish FootlesFOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-ass old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
porky, funny,
Form:
Footle
Tim RyersonFOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS -
Bad-*** old bear:
Grizzly
Grizzly
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eenie
Weenie...
Cougar from Arizona:
...
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Categories:
porky, hilarious, humor, tribute,
Form:
Footle
Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie FootlesDachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Un-cool Terrier:
...
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Categories:
porky, dog, funny,
Form:
Footle
Porky ProblemsA porky problem
worth resolving
Is our scientifically hoggish evolutionary
survivalist assumption
that all Creatures that Matter
would highest and best
usefully support AnthroPrivileged
rabidly expanding WealthCare
EcoPolitical Systems
Monopolizing EarthMother's breastmilk
and extracting fertile fuel
from her commercialized
and marginalized,
raped
and enslaved tits.
Pigs in...
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Categories:
porky, analogy, health, integrity, political, psychological, science, society,
Form:
Parallelismus Membrorum
Expectations Grateor
Happy Mealtime
"From time to time, children mature into liars and cheats --
or even parents."
-- a poet-philosopher
childless,
as well as diaper free
* * *
A lyric sweet is every tiny tyke,
whose parents' -- "Hey!...
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Categories:
porky, pain,
Form:
Sonnet
Two Words - Redux ThreeTwo Words – Redux Three
Wax
Wane
Big
Train
Hood
Wood
Tooth
Booth
Gosh
Posh
Purple
Pink
Kitchen
Sink
Ice
Rink
Nays
Ways
Moon
Shine
Vinegar
Brine
Wild
One
Hun
Pun
Smart
Enough
Not
Tough
Prince
Wince
Ping
Pong
Bong
Dong
Real
Thing
Voice
Hoarse
Winning
Horse
Grasshopper
Stridulate
Cosmic
Force
Too
Much
Not
Enough
Poll
Toll
Pool
Tool
Duel
Fool
Bread
Roll
Place
Race
Brawl
Tall
Ace
Chase
Bath
Wrath
Back
Rub
Bone
Daddy
Phone
Mommy
Bingo
Bango
Exciting
Tango
Fango
Jango
Play
Piano
Porky
Pig
Dance
Jig
Hour
Tower
Flower
Power
Witch
Hazel
Nose
Nasal
Eye
Brow
Black
Cow
Bow
Wow
Fat
Man
Diet
Plan
Circus
Politics
Dirty
Sure
Facts
Blur
Sham
Shame
Many
Blame
Propel
Excel
Pain
Contain
All
Same
Total
Insane
Pica
Print
Time
Went
Odor
Vent
Pint
Tint
Rile
Pile
Gomer
Pyle
Vex
Hex
Hey
Tex
Tyrannosaurus
Rex
Flex
Perplex
Flick
Fleck
Bird
Peck
Oh
Heck
Card
Deck
Slick
Wick
Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved
November 2, 2018 (Short-Form Free Verse)...
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Categories:
porky, assonance, history, imagery, metaphor, symbolism, word play,
Form:
Free verse
A Child's FolliesPorky Pig plastic bank, streaked with tears
Offered at my parent's bedside as they quarrel
over money scarce like the scent of angels
Bickering exhaustion
...
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Categories:
porky, angst, child, childhood, culture, remember,
Form:
Free verse
This Looney Toons LifeSomedays I feel like a female
Bugs Bunny,
saying "whats up doc" while
confident and cool,
while other days more like a
girl Daffy Duck,
feeling more like a tongue twisting fool,
while out shopping I feel like
an Elmer Fay...
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Categories:
porky, how i feel, humor, symbolism,
Form:
Light Verse
My Beloved PetPeanut a silvery bluey, pale blond, long hair Yorkie
Short waggy tail, floppy ears, brandy brown eyes
That melts your heart with his elegance.
He was supposed to be a petite five pounds
Pup, but...
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Categories:
porky, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Ole Max (Inspired By Andrea)This poem is inspired by and I guess coud be in conjunction With Andrea Dietrich's wonderful
little poem" Dog that Wears a Cone" so her's should be read first if you have not already!
We once...
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Categories:
porky, funny, petsdog, home, dog, home, time,
Form:
Light Verse
My EulogyBy now I am gone
My life it is done
There’s really no need to be sad
I can not complain
There was sunshine and there was rain
All in all my life wasn’t bad
I had a great wife
To...
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Categories:
porky, eulogy,
Form:
Light Verse
Porky Pig and IPorky Pig and I
would play. Every day.
Enjoying the way we squealed.
Rolling in the mud.
Tails curled tight.
Faces flushed.
Not knowing what is grey.
(Now) our lives, but black and white.
Naked to the sun; to life.
Porky Pig and I
would...
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Categories:
porky, childhood,
Form:
Rhyme