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Tim and his sense of humour with my footle form

FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - Bad-*** old bear: Grizzly Grizzly Dachshund making critical life choices: Eenie Weenie... Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Puma Cowardly Cock-a-Doodle-Doer: Chicken Chicken Slave Driving Beaver: Dam it Damn it! Aptly named female feathered friend: Robin Robin Alaska poacher gets mauled by a: Polar's Molars Overweight Terrier: Porky Yorkie Scavenger Mores: Vulture Culture After sex, bears often share a: Yogi Stogie Neutered Tomcat: Benign Feline Wolf in Sheep’s clothing: Mutton Glutton Proportionally, male Dachshunds have: Teenie Weenies (But size isn't everything) ......................................... RANDOM AND RATHER REDICULOUS FOOTLES - Overweight law enforcement official: Whopper Copper Overweight Janitor: Whopper Mopper Spaced-out church officer: Freekin’ Deacon Church officer forced to depend on Depends: Leakin' Deacon Unhappy restaurant client: Diner Whiner Cosa Nostra restaurant special: Mobster Lobster Yep, you guessed it. A criminal Crustacean: Lobster Mobster Why did she slap me? All I did was: Toot her Hooter Careless Urologist: Pecker Wrecker

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