Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie Footles

Dachshund headgear: Weenie Beenie Frankfurter for a Dachshund: Weenie Weenie Grouchy Dachshund: Meany Weenie Un-cool Terrier: Dorky Yorkie A Terrier who pigs out too often might become a: Porky Yorkie Spaniel dog breeder: Cocker Stocker Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark: Cocker Mocker Book on how to care for Cockers: Spaniel Manuel Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing: Cocker Soccer Then showers and dresses by its: Cocker Locker Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in: Collie Folly Reared in a loving environment, she was a rather: Jolly Collie Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a: Raleigh Collie To commemorate her frequent visits to New Orleans, a streetcar was renamed the: Collie Trolley Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a: Legal Beagle Which of course drove: Snoopy Loopy Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a: Regal Beagle Now a celebrity, he is blessed with an entourage of young beagle admirers named: Snoopy's Groupies *Submitted for The Funny Kid’s Poem Contest sponsored by Team Poetry Soup