Tim Ryerson Poet Footle

Kids Gotta Love Funny Doggie Footles

Dachshund headgear:
    Weenie
    Beenie

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
    Weenie
    Weenie

Grouchy Dachshund:
    Meany
    Weenie

Un-cool Terrier:
     Dorky
     Yorkie

A Terrier who pigs out too often might become a:
     Porky
     Yorkie

Spaniel dog breeder:
     Cocker
     Stocker

Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark:
     Cocker
     Mocker

Book on how to care for Cockers:
     Spaniel
     Manuel

Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing:
     Cocker
     Soccer

Then showers and dresses by its:
     Cocker
     Locker

Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in:
     Collie
     Folly

Reared in a loving environment, she was a rather:
     Jolly
     Collie

Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a:
     Raleigh
     Collie

To commemorate her frequent visits to New Orleans, a streetcar was renamed the:
     Collie
     Trolley

Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a:
     Legal
     Beagle

Which of course drove:
    Snoopy
    Loopy

Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a:
     Regal
     Beagle

Now a celebrity, he is blessed with an entourage of young beagle admirers named:
     Snoopy's
     Groupies


*Submitted for The Funny Kid’s Poem Contest sponsored by Team Poetry Soup

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Heather Ober November 4, 2015 at 4:10 PM It's been too long since I read footles, and these are fantastic! I love when you bring lightness to poetry, my friend. Thoroughly enjoyed! :)

Debbie Guzzi October 21, 2015 at 2:18 PM Tim, Tim I found just the place for all your humerous poetry. http://lightpoetrymagazine.com/revamp/submit/ GO LOOK! Light & Love Always! Tim Ryerson October 21, 2015 at 3:52 PM Thanks Deb! I will definitely do that

Jan Allison October 19, 2015 at 3:54 PM Very funny and clever Tim good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen October 19, 2015 at 8:24 AM - A whole bunch of smiles :)))) - Enjoy it, Tim ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Casarah Nance October 19, 2015 at 7:56 AM Haha very funny! Had me laughing! ;)