Out To Get Me How To Offend 6 of 11

Shush Sushobhan, 
she’s pushing her hand to my rock hard in the back of reception 
your girl wowing at my fat long perfection, 
I guess she thinks of you as rejection 
after you spent a fortune forging affection,
less valued than my shlong.

Meanwhile slow and little brains porky pig 
my circuit short twig tool of a boss is on an investigation 
overpowered by resentment she gets my attention, 
such minute intelligence reveals her intentions so evident, 
I could read signs and tell of pending events, 
whilst she's happy to believe I was unaware and dense. 

I've cotton on to your rotten pong wanting me gone 
and plotting for so long, me out witting miss puppet for the job, 
accusations she'd lob 
ridiculously smitten with my downfall, 
now for your downfool…..

Think you’ve done better cus you ass lick more, 
you’re brainy like a fruit basket whore, 
That Greek bloke dumped you and not one man showed interest 
it's because you’re a character men detest, 
ugly with clothes on, mental scars undressed, 
personality like a side dresser past it’s best,
beast and the beast misses fungal yeast, 
walking around in a black suit putting yourself on the radar 
put a helmet on your ugly face you’d be like Darth Vader, 
no I mean, 
a daft failure, 
you think you're important
cus you're mentally dormant, 
job performance level of slumber
dumb and dumbers dumb dumbster, 
means, you are the dumbs dumped dumb stuff,
moustache and bum fluff, dog bark rough.  

Let’s meet up again and see if you play those games, 
now you’ve no title,  see who reigns falls, up yours.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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