Fickle-Foolish-Footles - Man's Best Friend

Overweight Terrier: Porky Yorkie Un-cool Terrier: Dorky Yorkie Spaniel dog breeder: Cocker Stocker Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark: Cocker Mocker Book on how to care for Cockers: Spaniel Manuel Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing: Cocker Soccer Then showers and dresses by its: Cocker Locker Dachshund headgear: Weenie Beenie Grouchy Dachshund: Meany Weenie Proportionally, male Dachshunds have: Teenie Weenies (But size isn't everything) Dachshund making critcal life choices: Eenie Weenie... Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in: Collie Folly Reared in a loving environnment, she was a rather: Jolly Collie Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a: Raleigh Collie To commemorate her frequent (and often rowdy) visits to N.O. a streetcar was renamed the: Collie Trolley Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a: Legal Beagle Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a: Regal Beagle Now a celebrity, he even had an entourage of nubile young female beagles named: Snoopy's Groupies Eventually, he met his soul mate, married her in Westminster Abbey and it is rumored that they engaged in numerous and somewhat kinky sessions of: Snoopy Whoopie