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Overweight Terrier: Porky Yorkie Un-cool Terrier: Dorky Yorkie Spaniel dog breeder: Cocker Stocker Parrot who mimics a Spaniel's bark: Cocker Mocker Book on how to care for Cockers: Spaniel Manuel Originally from England, a well-rounded Spaniel stays in shape by playing: Cocker Soccer Then showers and dresses by its: Cocker Locker Dachshund headgear: Weenie Beenie Grouchy Dachshund: Meany Weenie Proportionally, male Dachshunds have: Teenie Weenies (But size isn't everything) Dachshund making critcal life choices: Eenie Weenie... Lassie was a level-headed dog and never engaged in: Collie Folly Reared in a loving environnment, she was a rather: Jolly Collie Bred in the capitol city of NC, making her a: Raleigh Collie To commemorate her frequent (and often rowdy) visits to N.O. a streetcar was renamed the: Collie Trolley Snoopy immigrated to the States but alas, was found not to be a: Legal Beagle Thus he was deported back to England but was promptly knighted by the Queen becoming a: Regal Beagle Now a celebrity, he even had an entourage of nubile young female beagles named: Snoopy's Groupies Eventually, he met his soul mate, married her in Westminster Abbey and it is rumored that they engaged in numerous and somewhat kinky sessions of: Snoopy Whoopie

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Date: 4/18/2015 2:22:00 PM
WOW Tim, Congrats on your FOOTLE POEM win. LINDA
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Date: 4/7/2015 6:30:00 PM
yes, yes, I recall these, Tim. BIG congrats. It looks like we were ALL winners in this contest!
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Date: 4/7/2015 11:50:00 AM
what a great collection of footles - congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 8/18/2014 7:38:00 PM
These are so amusing....clever wordplay SuZ
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Date: 4/20/2013 11:25:00 AM
Congrats on your humorous and beautiful win Tim.~A.O
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Date: 4/20/2013 7:55:00 AM
Loved it the first time!!!! Congratulations :-)
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Date: 4/20/2013 4:40:00 AM
LMAO!!! Travis!! I live your wit!! So well put together. Lol. The 'size' line started the roll of laughter. You naughty boy ;) lol. Big hugs and congrats on this and ALL your fab wins. Well done. Daliah
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Date: 4/19/2013 9:51:00 PM
Tim, Congratulations IN HONOR OF Andrea's favorite POEM contest. *Always & Forever' @->- LINDA -<-@
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Date: 4/19/2013 9:49:00 PM
Wow! Many congrats my dear friend Tim! This is indeed great and amazing ! I love it & so enjoyed. Thank you so much for sharing and the smiles here! Have a grace-filled day! Love and hugs, Leonora
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Date: 4/19/2013 8:39:00 PM
Tim, a sweet win~*~SKAT
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Date: 4/15/2013 2:57:00 PM
were you someone that asked me about your fave poems? Here is one I loved!!
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Date: 2/22/2013 5:23:00 PM
wow, you did GRRRRREAT with these!!! You know, you are the only person here that does them like i do. you focus on ONE word and come up with all the different rhymes for it. that's how to DO it!! I just love these, and really got a kick out of Einie weenie!!! This will be a fave for me so that I remember you are the footler!!
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Date: 2/22/2013 4:59:00 PM
One thing wrong with this.....there were not more of them.....I was just getting a nice rhythm going there...just awesome
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Date: 2/22/2013 1:23:00 PM
wow you went to town here Tim , well done and a giggle xx
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Date: 2/22/2013 1:08:00 PM
LOL you really got carried away! Thank-you for stopping by my writes. Light & Love Cher
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Date: 2/22/2013 9:33:00 AM
i thoroughly enjoyed every one of these! wonderful!
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Date: 2/22/2013 8:47:00 AM
These are hilarious, Tim! I laughed all the way through them. Good work! Love, Kim
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Date: 2/22/2013 6:15:00 AM
:) :) :)....You made my day too Tim !!! - Love it !!!!!!!!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :))
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