Bubeleh Bride Ballooned Into Behemoth

Fifty nine inch tall wife once willowy wisp postmenopausal galloping gourmandiser playboy centerfold girly figure ain't no mo,' which superfluous weight deterrent, love life yours truly took Kamikaze nosedive arousing, exciting, stimulating... as romancing the stone statue, but seen thru Tom gobbler beady eyes butterball babe resembles hottie female turkey on steroids without feathers, spouse already qualifies as Hen pecker not admirable characteristic to encourage physical intimacy whew, which allows this husband to redirect pro creative pursuits where English language beak homes muse, which amateur philologist attests to literary penchant most likely garnering posthumous fame revving up avast surge necessitating Barry yore to deter den of thieves against stealing precious documents - sold at auction avid fans snapping up bajillion tattered staind scribblings indistinguishable from chicken scratch interlaced with gobbledygook (unbeknownst to John Doe who faintly resembled me dead drunken grizzled shabby skidrow anonymous deceased wordsmith), mortuary performed makeover courtesy same Joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat academy award winners unexpected set couture club craze suddenly everybody and their ilk including grandmother goose, pink panther, porky pig, Scoobie doobie do, ugly duckling... triggered feverish buzz feeding frenzy even cosmetic surgeons experienced boomtimes, cuz ma eternally sleeping pose inspired cottage (cheesy) industry, the global economy witnessed unprecedented unsurge ending world wide poverty.