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A Compilation of Fickle Foolish Footles

FOOTLES FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEASTS - 

Bad-ass old bear:
    Grizzly
    Grizzly

Dachshund making critical life choices:
     Eenie
     Weenie...

Cougar from Arizona:
    Yuma
    Puma

Cowardly Cock-a-Doodle-Doer:
    Chicken
    Chicken

Slave Driving Beaver:
    Dam it
    Damn it!

Aptly named female feathered friend:
    Robin
    Robin
 
Alaska poacher gets mauled by a:
    Polar's
    Molars

Overweight Terrier:
    Porky
    Yorkie

Scavenger Mores:
    Vulture
    Culture

After sex, bears often share a:
    Yogi
    Stogie

Neutered Tomcat:
    Benign
    Feline

Wolf in Sheep’s clothing:
     Mutton
     Glutton

Proportionally, male Dachshunds have:
     Teenie
     Weenies
(But size isn't everything)
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RANDOM AND RATHER REDICULOUS FOOTLES -  

Overweight law enforcement official:
    Whopper
    Copper

Overweight Janitor:
    Whopper 
    Mopper

Spaced-out church officer:
   Freekin’ 
   Deacon

Church officer forced to depend on Depends:
   Leakin'
   Deacon

Unhappy restaurant client:
    Diner
    Whiner

Cosa Nostra restaurant special:
    Mobster
    Lobster

Yep, you guessed it. A criminal Crustacean:
    Lobster
    Mobster 

Why did she slap me? All I did was:
    Toot her
    Hooter

Careless Urologist:
    Pecker
    Wrecker

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/8/2016 10:45:00 PM

TIM, Congratulations on your awesome win. Stop by and enjoy my latest blog "It's Over." always & forever ~LINDA~

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 10/25/2015 3:08:00 PM

Hilarious, Tim! Really enjoyed reading these! ^__^ Always, Laura

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 10/19/2015 2:07:00 PM

Congratulations on your win with these creative footles Tim. As you know, I loved them!

Dr. Upma A. Sharma

Date: 10/19/2015 5:14:00 AM

Congrats on ur sweet win Tim!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/18/2015 3:53:00 PM

Tim, Congratulations on your wonderful win. Stop by my latest blog "Peace Now" if you'd like or have time. WUV ~LINDA~

Monterey Sirak

Date: 10/11/2015 6:51:00 AM

These gave me a great laugh this morning!

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 10/11/2015 6:43:00 AM

Cougar from Arizona: Yuma Puma Church officer forced to depend on Depends: Leakin' Deacon You are the best at creating these Tim... I am coming back again when I need a laugh. I am fav'ing these. Excellent! I can't even write ONE! #7

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 10/8/2015 8:00:00 AM

Now this was fun!

Kp Nunez

Date: 10/8/2015 12:21:00 AM

hahaha...Footle extravaganza! Love your humor, Tim! I especially liked the Mobster Lobster and vice versa. What makes your footles exceptional is that even the 1st syllybulls rhyme! You even played with Charlotte's name...Cheeky Timmy!

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/6/2015 9:38:00 AM

LOL, Tim, you are so good at these footles. I think the pecker-wrecker was too funny. LOL to the urologist. Toot her - hooter... naughty.. Enjoyed. LINDA

Charlotte Puddifoot

Date: 10/5/2015 5:25:00 PM

these are so witty and clever, dear man, you have a real aptitude for these quirky footles - i can't write them to save my life! :)

Tim Ryerson
Date: 10/5/2015 5:55:00 PM

Add an 'le' to your last name and you will become a master of this form...Since you are a red-head, I do now dub thee: 'Scarlet Charlotte' (Pudifootle)

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/5/2015 4:04:00 PM

hahha. Great minds think alike. I have even a few of these in my own compilations already. Who gets ownership?heehee. You really do think like I do in this form, Tim. That is what I like about your humorous writes. I really get them. GREAT footles.

Tim Ryerson
Date: 10/7/2015 3:50:00 PM

Yes we do think alike don't we? Might I suggest co-ownership? Thanks for the comment my friend!

Duke Beaufort

Date: 10/5/2015 3:07:00 PM

Nothing like a good laugh, Tim. You have a gift.

Constance La France

Date: 10/5/2015 12:52:00 PM

Tim , your footles are delightful and fun, a smiling 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, in response. .. very meaningful writes for me and thanks for the nice comment. .