Long Boop Poems

Beddie bye boo ski time for yours truly and/or the missus

Found us abed thee twelfth day
of December, cuz yours truly 
still felt dehydration, physical 
fatigue and soreness,
which possibly linkedin
to using stationary bicycle.

Our bed (mine and...

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If you orginally read this then, you would have seen it was a villanelle, actualy same it was the poem Hope, which I posted before this one. A very silly copy/paste error that was pointed...

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My current avatar has a story:

I once posted this avatar and someone sweet (Craig Cornish) on the SOUP 
blogged about it and named me Betty Boop. Since then...the name has stuck. 
I don't know if...

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SINCE THE REGULATIONS OF THE INDEPENDAENT COMPANY
PROHIBITS A WORKER IN "THE FEILD OF PLAY", AND SINCE
THE FINDING OF FACTCO FINDO ACT OF 1901 PERHIBITS
AN ATHELETE TO WEAR A MASK, WITHOUT REIGSTARATION TO
THE SANCTIONING BODY, THE...

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Today is October 18, 2008 and in three days I will be celebrating at home.
Very anxious and waiting by the phone.

Waiting in excitement just to hear from you.
So many things to say, so many things...

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.                 *ANDREA  D.*
.               ...

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I went out for a nanty narking time
Wearing my best gas pipes and tie
Hanging with whooperups at the pub
Lally-gagging with girls going by

I met the jammiest bit of jam, I did
She was bang up to...

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As I soared at forty-thousand feet strapped in the aluminum-tubed aerie,
Racing through my skull was a tune made famous by Peter, Paul and Mary!
They made leaving on a jet plane sound so very romantic and...

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obtuse behavior, undeserving of mention
she was rather obtuse and wrong
rather mean and loud
she spoke real loud and said little
" damn you sir" she said" damn you!"
most boo'd her as she walked the stage singing
the song"...

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Caleb is a noisy boy
With a lot of noisy toys
Like cars that "vroom", "boop" and "crash"
And video games that "boom", "fwoop" and "splash"
He's got air planes that "swoosh" and "swish"
Even has bath toys that bubble...

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Santa Claus took from the NON-for Profit 
" people who wish to marry fund"
to support his gift giving campgain.
Santa who doesn't eat Venision
heard that the "rights of Modern Men"
were sponsoring a Four Meat supper
to raise...

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Bimbo sails a boat and bumps into Betty Boop,
she flaunts her flashy flesh landing on the fresh Isle,
hostile trees harass the two harbingers as they fear,
sickly savages come to scare them away in style.

Betty’s black...

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You are not as sweet as honey anymore,
I wish you will evaporate just like a water vapor;
You only love your bottle of whisky or your liquor,
Don’t give me a kiss, you stink! I’ll slam the...

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Some of the sexiest women are Vargas’s 1940 pinup girls,
They are drawn with long hair, sensuous legs, and the right kind of curls.
Enhanced in all the right places, there is nothing that exudes sex faster...

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"In twenty four hours" after "dancing with the devil"
Begins the "lifting of my veil" you'll see I'm totally being level
"Silence is golden" was snickered when "my confession" was read
Head nun said, "look before you leap"...

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A big-blue-eyed Ralphie Parker, coveting a Red Ryder Air Rifle, 
So that he can defend himself against Scut Farkus, that would be a feat.
Beautiful Betty Boop lamp in the window with the fringe skirt, you...

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What attributes are considered sexy to guys?
         the face 
      the lips 
      the eyes 
 ...

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Does your computer go click click click
Beep beep boop, boop boop  bop?
Does your computer go ding ding ding
toot toot teet? jump skip hop?

'cos mine goes boom boom bang!

Does your computer type up your notes
Store...

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i turns the quiet ex's into the exquisite
dying words on the page
losing definition as the ages past
Think you can work me out
Why do black bags open at the opposite side you rip you them from
I...

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"he didn't do a good job!"
"He wasn't prepared!"
" He got lucky that night"
" He was caught off guard"
" What we thought we were seeing wasn't
what was meant to be!"
" tHE RULES FAVORED A SITUATION LIKE...

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Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels
       ...

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I draw women, 
Booby women,
I like them.
They are round and good.
They make clothes seem pretty.
I am a 65-year-old woman.
I like women.
Women are the best.
I am not a lesbian, but I love boobs.
I am a product...

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History museums
Never seem to let me down,
No matter what the country
Or the city or the town.

From homes and music of the past
To cars and toys and fashion, 
It's fun to reenact those times
Once lived with...

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In the year 2099 a group of
college students and there
now freind " the Disgraced"
Professor Morse Twigg. Used
a time machine to travel to the
year 1899 to find the Lost
 treasure of Muzo Chivar
which is cemented under
...

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I paint myself daily, sexy and cartoonish
Betty Boop and Jessica Rabbit sexy.
But I camouflage that it is me.
I pretend it is not.
I paint me over and over and over
Pretending it is someone else.
Not me, certainly.

I...

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