Jinggle Dheeze
"he didn't do a good job!"
"He wasn't prepared!"
" He got lucky that night"
" He was caught off guard"
" What we thought we were seeing wasn't
what was meant to be!"
" tHE RULES FAVORED A SITUATION LIKE THIS!"
" HUBBA BUBBA RAH-RAH!"
"HE DID EVERYTHING HE COULD TO RETAIN THE TITLE"
" SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALMOST NEVER!"
" HE'S A STRUB, A PRELIMINARY BUM, JUST A JOBBER!"
" WHAT THE (f$#*)!"
" wE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION"
" HE WENT FROM ZERO AND 61 TO BEING EVERYTHING IMAGINABLE!"
" WHAT THE F$C* IS (........bOOP...) GIONNA SAY ABOUT THIS!"
" WE WERE LIVE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, "
" IF YOU THINK YOU SAW THAT WELL THAT NEVER HAPPENED@!"
OFFICIALS ARE SCRAMBLING TO THE RING"
" RESTART THE MATCH( DING-DING)
WHOOMP, WHOOMP WHOOP!
ONE...TWO..THREE!..IT'S OFFICAIL, WE HAVE A NEW WORLDS CHAMPION!
Copyright © Allan Terry | Year Posted 2019
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