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Santa's Doodle

Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet me in Brussels
                                                 by I Am Anaya

Santa's cutie, we got in a tussle last year 
When I stole an icicle kiss as I drew near
Hollywood's Harvey, you fixed
When his advances you nixed
So, I'll see you in Brussels, so get over here!
                                                  by Robert Gorelick

When Santa Clause went in for the tussle 
He got himself into lots of trouble 
His cold icy lips 
To her lips did stick  
And the iced cold had froze every muscle
                                                   by Belle Bellevue

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I Am Anaya June 10, 2023 at 6:52 PM 5th Place/ A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest/ Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

Linda Alice Fowler November 26, 2022 at 7:35 AM Haha. Worthy of jolly laughs my friend! Love Betty's dress and rose in her hair ;) Congratulations on your win! :) I Am Anaya November 26, 2022 at 7:52 AM Thanks for the jolly laughs, and congrats, Linda!

Christuraj Alex November 24, 2022 at 10:47 PM Very interesting, indeed! Congratulations! I Am Anaya November 25, 2022 at 2:19 PM Lol, just a wee bit of naughty, Christuraj! Thank you!

Andrea Dietrich November 24, 2022 at 10:02 AM wow. my comment went through!!! I Am Anaya November 25, 2022 at 1:40 PM yay!

Andrea Dietrich November 24, 2022 at 10:02 AM Great naughty humor, my friend. Congrats. I Am Anaya November 25, 2022 at 2:17 PM Thanks, Andrea! lol

Valsa George November 20, 2022 at 12:42 AM Quite an interesting limerick ! Very hilarious ! All the Best Anaya ! I Am Anaya November 20, 2022 at 12:03 PM Thank you Valsa!

Rico Leffanta November 17, 2022 at 10:37 AM Brussels sprouts . . . .. I Am Anaya November 17, 2022 at 3:10 PM Beets Ralphs!

Beryl Edmonds November 16, 2022 at 7:09 PM Love the Christmas Limerick Anaya, best wishes for the contest…… When Santa Clause went in for the tussle - He got himself into lots of trouble - His cold icy lips - To her lips did stick - And the iced cold had froze every muscle……. Belle Beryl Edmonds November 18, 2022 at 2:29 AM After the contest is judged, it should be ok… Belle I Am Anaya November 17, 2022 at 3:09 PM Yay! I'll need to investigate if okay to do so. Beryl Edmonds November 17, 2022 at 10:23 AM Please do so. Thanks, Belle I Am Anaya November 17, 2022 at 7:24 AM I would like to add your limerick on! Lol Belle...Hugs!

Robert Gorelick November 16, 2022 at 5:17 PM Santa's cutie, we got in a tussle last year-- When I stole an icicle kiss as I drew near-- Hollywood's Harvey, you fixed-- When his advances you nixed-- So I'll see you in Brussels--so get over here! Best of luck! I Am Anaya November 16, 2022 at 6:02 PM Love it! This will be "added on" Robert you are funny...

Regina Mcintosh November 16, 2022 at 4:12 PM LOL. Best wishes. God bless you. Love, Gina I Am Anaya November 16, 2022 at 4:49 PM Hi Gina, glad you enjoyed! Thank you! Lots 'o love~Anaya