Bad Santa, Bad Santa

Santa Claus took from the NON-for Profit " people who wish to marry fund" to support his gift giving campgain. Santa who doesn't eat Venision heard that the "rights of Modern Men" were sponsoring a Four Meat supper to raise money for the " People who wish to marry fund" he asked one question, " are they serving Venision?" the fella said yeah, and taters and yams, and those sweet, sweet taters. " Oh yeah said Santa, them po' (Bleeps) gonna learn. "Bife for the We-if" "not sear the deer". "Things their mothers have done, don't they know better" " "They have a treasurer who drinks don't they" "the fella said they sure do boss!" "they sure do!" Santa told him that summa (beep) is gonna look foolish when he finds the gift I'm leaving him" then he got on his sleigh and flow away. when he returned,(two days later) he just smiled and said "Christmas is saved!" and everyone went back to work cheering for Ole Santa! When asked, "what did you leave the fella for Christmas?" He told him, " I left the (beep) absolutely nothing" "I farted in his face when I walked by him sleeping"