You Will Shoot Your Eye Out

A big-blue-eyed Ralphie Parker, coveting a Red Ryder Air Rifle, 
So that he can defend himself against Scut Farkus, that would be a feat.
Beautiful Betty Boop lamp in the window with the fringe skirt, you know
That is probably  going to cause car wrecks up and down the street.

The yelling and screaming of the wild next door neighbor children
and their tongue-lolling hound dogs, for no apparent good reason.
Christmas spirit, coming through loud and clear, in spite of the
hilarity of this show that I cannot wait to see each season.

It all adds humor and fun to 1983’s big hit, A Christmas Story.
Randy Parker stuffed into his red snow suit by a disheveled mommy,
and then saying he had to go, leaves me in hilarity glory!

 “I’ve shot my eye out!” which should terrorize me as a parent,
keeps me laughing in my recliner in case that is not apparent.
Out of all the Christmas shows, Jean Shepherd’s is my favorite one.
Maybe because when it came out my children were this much fun.

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Date: 12/21/2018 10:39:00 AM
It's the best Christmas Movie! Love it.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2018 12:43:00 PM
It is my FAVORITE of all time, but I do love the Grinch with Jim Carrey also!
Date: 12/20/2018 9:39:00 PM
funny Christmas story!- Randy Parker stuffed into his red snow suit by a disheveled mommy/// interesting
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2018 6:07:00 AM
I still laugh like a hyena at every silly scene of this movie!
Date: 12/20/2018 9:12:00 PM
A fun one...In some ways, it's too bad that kids have to grow up.... Of course, then they have kids too … So, I guess it's o.k., after all. :) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/21/2018 6:07:00 AM
And grandkids; that is even better than the kid part, although kids was fun!
Date: 12/20/2018 6:23:00 PM
one of the best christmas movies ever ...used to be when people just did things...minded their own business... now it's all conform to a 's o c i a l m e d i a'....(shudder)
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Date: 12/21/2018 6:08:00 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I am the queen of non-social media.
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