Lawyers Poems

Legal Eagles

'Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! all stand,' 
said the bailiff before remand,
as legal eagles had looked for loopholes,
flaws in the law,
large enough to lose a lorry,
is that what they became lawyers for?
If I had taken their advice,
blindly handed out to me,
I'd have gone directly to jail,
if not in a trice.
Attorneys, barristers, solicitors,
ambulance chasers,
searching for victims
so they may

are criminal lawyers good people when they allow the innocent to Be Convicted

no god would stoop so low,
to break a mind already fragile,
or put innocence in a cell,
let alone make it pay for some sinless crime.

there are ghosts who don’t leave,
they cling like smoke,
they stain a man’s skin
with the black of all he’s seen and felt—
screams sealed inside walls,
eyes kept wide, without sleep.

in prison, the screams bounce

Where Brenda Sleeps

[verse]
My crazy sister had roamed homeless for so long.
Once an intellectual, then her brain went wrong.
For hospitals to keep her, she had to be a danger.
A strange logic, but to reality they were a stranger. 

[chorus]
Where does Brenda sleep tonight?
On an underpass out of sight?
In a doorway, or a city park?
Seeing visions in the dark?

[verse]
One

Laws, Not Lawyers

We may be a nation of laws
     But we're not a nation of lawyers

   The Constitution - We don't want to destroy her
     Though it tickles us pink to annoy her

The Morning View From Snappy Shine

The Morning View from Snappy Shine
David J Walker
 
7 AM
and the doors
 
of Snappy Shine
Are open
 
The lights turned
on for the
 
Artists already at work in
Palettes of kiwi and spit
 
Lawyers and Bankers await
Their turn for their
 
Usual seat with
Greetings passed
 
to the Rhythm of
rag-men relaxed
 
Skillfully mixing politics with spit
and blackened wax
 
The Friday

Lawyers

LLB is primary condition
Advocates joining Bar Association 
Wisdom and wittiness marks good litigation
Years of experience deepen skills in profession
Execution of duty with sincere participation
Respectful to court but no fearful implication
Serving and protecting justice is main intention

All Are Lawyers

Ignorance of the law is no excuse,it’s law,all to know the piece of law applicable to their piece of work engaged in all those who are ignorance of this truth to pay a big price at once or more times in their whole life apart from loosing everything comparing to their peers knowing the law

Sick Patients Living and Care Givers Giving

Life itself sometimes begins at the "End"? Life always has a beginning,and I am not certain about how "Life itself" will "End".Will you hold on to your "Life" that you have now to invigorate,and inspire the desire that the love gives so that you can live again,regardless of the condition that we sometimes find ourselves

Lawyers Are Nojoke

Lawyers are no joke.
They take life seriously.
Their briefcases and files are immaculate.
Their hair is in place. They are grown up acting.
Expensive? Yes. Annoying? Sometimes.
But they know how to make bad things go away.
Get one if you can; use them wisely. They are worth the money.

Lawyers and Buzzards

My blood boils when I think I have yet
to meet a lawyer with a shred of dignity
one that's god-fearing and not immoral
heartless greedy or egomaniacal

It boggles my mind how anyone could
stoop so low to take advantage of the weak
and deliberately dry them out and
watch them grow old sick and wither away
at their weakest and most

Field Day For Female Lawyers Too

the initial purport
     this literary effort delivered atchew
to reed constitutes hazmat tocks sin
     within White House blew
per, viz thee president be

     getting a Hollywood love story
     with "Stormy Williams" despite brew
haha murmur, now dapper Don in deep doo doo
thus,

World Weirdness

People glower; horns get louder - 
I wonder why a drive so dour
was ever termed rush hour.
.
Dollars followed by point 99 
Are dollars with one more assigned.
Retailers think shoppers math blind.

Business phones in America evolved
With English as option, not default,
Like a blond joke saw phones solved.

In the USA, I cannot afford to die
So place my

Unquotable Quotes: Lawyers - Xx

Unquotable quotes – Lawyers:  XX

(No aspersions are willfully or otherwise cast on the honorable profession of the Law. Though I’m not a Barrister, I passed – through self-study – all the subjects at the Bar Examinations set by the Inns of Court School of Law, London, by 1956. And my knowledge of the practice

Lawyers

Legal eagles or vultures?
Alimony and divorce
Wills
Your problem is in their best financial interest
Enduring power of Attorney
Representing you at a exorbitant fee
Stay away from them if you can!


Jan Allison
6th May 2016

Lawyers Reflections a Day of Pouring Out

Lawyers

The legal eagles I have known 
fly low, incompetence they have shown 
standing before the court 
as they come up, all too short 
has been my experience with the man 
who never seems to do the best he can. 
And so, laden down with laws
 my lawyers seem to have no claws 
or wings with

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