Short Lawyers Poems

Short Lawyers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lawyers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lawyers by length and keyword.


Bad Seed

field of planted seeds
  moonlight rises zombies
   evil road exceeds
detache bodies 
no lawyers doctors just a nobody


Oh Oh No Dough

Trump's lawyers are busy as bees
Collecting some really fat fees
The train from New York
Once loaded with pork 
Now sports only soiled BVDs
Form: Limerick

Politics No 7

Buffalo Bill
wants to fight the edl like the people smugglers
Lawyers acumen
of a bewildering kind
but will he succeed on both counts

Premium Member The Land of the Law

Upon the mild mannered Canucks,
Descended an army of trucks.
In the capital town
To bring the government down…
A town full of lawyers, good luck!
Form: Limerick

Trump Again

Trump lost his power to veto
Which Democrats think is, "Neat-o!"
Trump's lawyers insist
A slap on the wrist
Won't daunt a common mosquito!
Form: Limerick


Big Island Shakedown

The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"
Form: Limerick

Beware the Ides of April

Can't follow 1040 instructions?
Need help claiming all those deductions?
Trump knows what you need
Is not chicken feed
But his lawyers skilled in seductions
Form: Limerick

Lawyers

Twisters of the truth
                                   Shark skin suits, alligator shoes
                           A magician, makes a full pocket book empty
© Danny Nunn  Create an image from this poem.
Form:

Premium Member Laws, Not Lawyers

We may be a nation of laws
     But we're not a nation of lawyers

   The Constitution - We don't want to destroy her
     Though it tickles us pink to annoy her
Form: Epigram

Sacred Circus

A beast with no head
Frozen feelers hands on wheel
The sidewalk bones tell time sharp 
Red-brick lawyers again
Yet cells evaporate swift
Cigarettes like mandalas
Form: Sedoka

Humpty Trumpty

Humpty Trumpty sat in the White House,
Humpty Trumpty had a great electoral loss;
All his lawyers and crooked friends, 
Couldn't make Humpty Trumpty president again.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Lawyer

Licensed to practice the
law, counselors charge for
legal advice and to
litigate a dispute.
Lawyers plead cases and
launch apt defenses as
learned professionals.
Form: Pleiades

Libel

If I believe in freedom of speech
then I'd better be certain that
I don't say anything bad
concerning powerful
men with expensive
lawyers or they
will bankrupt
me in
style
Form: Nonet

Ocean Trash

Lawyers want money to buy a new suit
Thieves with a rolex and evil to boot
They're as crooked as can be
They all need buried at sea
That's where they'd be but I just don't pollute
© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Incarcerated

He cut some corners when filing his tax
Now poor man is going in for the  max
He got nailed
Cant get bailed
Of appeals his lawyers now have stacks
    


For Carolyn's contest
Form: Limerick

Premium Member August Breath

AUGUST BREATH

The summer crowd
What was one with the sky
Sense the change
Each
They hang
Each 
Each one

The lawyers
The law
It is the law
Cruel but eternal
The lawyers must come

Premium Member Dumb Lawyer Joke Limerick

Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires 
Those attorneys simply couldn't care less
   They didn't speak Spanish  
   Their livelihoods vanished
Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"
Form: Limerick

Never Ever Land

aka

Später Wenn der Mondenschein

Donald Trump is now fighting crime
His lawyers and judges won't rhyme
They will not support
His Plea to abort
They're Blinken and Biden their time!
Form: Limerick

Lawagra

With some men Viagra tends to excite

with others it tends to delight

        with Lawyers here's what to expect

        it has a totally different effect

with them it increases their Height!
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Contempt of Court

Lawyers supply inept legalese.
One while defending my Pekinese,
went into a stupor,
made one fatal blooper.
Stripped in front of the judge ridding fleas.
 
© Aug 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Lawyer” contest
Form: Limerick

Twelve

:Twelve suing lawyers
Knocking at my door....
I've had enough for one day,
I don't want to see nomore

Six owe Me money,
Six others want a cut somehow
I wish I had my machete,
They'd get it,
 And now
© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Burlesque

Fat Cats and Lawyers

Sharp Suited Sharks 
Feeding
Fervently Feasting, Foul Fiends 
Covetous Cuthroats, Cultured Convicts Convincing
Innocents Inked In Immensely Incurred Interests, 
Indebted
Enslaved, Effaced Emotions, Exasperated

Premium Member Judgment Lightly Ajar

Babies are droolers
Teachers are schoolers
Pitchers are foolers
Lawyers are duelers
Fishermen are spoolers
Faceters are jewelers
Needlers are crewelers
Kids are stoolers
Men are toolers
Women are rulers
© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Monorhyme

Premium Member All Politicians

All politicians,
are lawyers and businessmen,
and are absolutely incapable of solving any of the world's problems,
except when solving such problems is beneficial to only them.
All politicians are all self serving.
Form: Rhyme

Humpty Trumpty

Humpty Trumpty sat on a WALL.
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
And all of his lawyers and billionaire friends
Couldn't put Trumpty together again!


By:  Carole O'Terry Duet
Copyright: 2017
"All Rights Reserved"
Form: Clerihew

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