Short Lawyers Poems

Lawyers in legislatures 

Poets in literatures

Liar’s nature!...

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lawyers have partners
Perry Mason had Paul Drake
and Della Street too...

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What makes lawyers tick?
        Greed leads the list many say
I beg to differ...

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steam rising
till the lake freezes over…
              speaking through lawyers...

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respect our lawyers
        highs lows ins outs ups downs formed
respect the path tread...

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Those who saw with a saw
are called sawyers

some who lie with the law
we call lawyers...

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Lawyers
Politicians
Chameleons
Deceptions
Pharisees and scribes
An ocean of lies...

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field of planted seeds
  moonlight rises zombies
   evil road exceeds
detache bodies 
no lawyers doctors just a nobody...

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Trump's lawyers are busy as bees
Collecting some really fat fees
The train from New York
Once loaded with pork 
Now sports only soiled BVDs...

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Upon the mild mannered Canucks,
Descended an army of trucks.
In the capital town
To bring the government down…
A town full of lawyers, good luck!...

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Trump lost his power to veto
Which Democrats think is, "Neat-o!"
Trump's lawyers insist
A slap on the wrist
Won't daunt a common mosquito!...

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The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"...

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Can't follow 1040 instructions?
Need help claiming all those deductions?
Trump knows what you need
Is not chicken feed
But his lawyers skilled in seductions...

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Twisters of the truth
                                   Shark skin suits, alligator shoes
                           A magician, makes a full pocket book empty...

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We may be a nation of laws
     But we're not a nation of lawyers

   The Constitution - We don't want to destroy her
     Though it tickles us pink to annoy her...

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A beast with no head
Frozen feelers hands on wheel
The sidewalk bones tell time sharp 
Red-brick lawyers again
Yet cells evaporate swift
Cigarettes like mandalas...

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Humpty Trumpty sat in the White House,
Humpty Trumpty had a great electoral loss;
All his lawyers and crooked friends, 
Couldn't make Humpty Trumpty president again....

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Licensed to practice the
law, counselors charge for
legal advice and to
litigate a dispute.
Lawyers plead cases and
launch apt defenses as
learned professionals....

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If I believe in freedom of speech
then I'd better be certain that
I don't say anything bad
concerning powerful
men with expensive
lawyers or they
will bankrupt
me in
style...

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Lawyers want money to buy a new suit
Thieves with a rolex and evil to boot
They're as crooked as can be
They all need buried at sea
That's where they'd be but I just don't pollute...

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He cut some corners when filing his tax
Now poor man is going in for the  max
He got nailed
Cant get bailed
Of appeals his lawyers now have stacks
    


For Carolyn's contest...

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AUGUST BREATH

The summer crowd
What was one with the sky
Sense the change
Each
They hang
Each 
Each one

The lawyers
The law
It is the law
Cruel but eternal
The lawyers must come...

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Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires 
Those attorneys simply couldn't care less
   They didn't speak Spanish  
   Their livelihoods vanished
Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"...

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aka

Später Wenn der Mondenschein

Donald Trump is now fighting crime
His lawyers and judges won't rhyme
They will not support
His Plea to abort
They're Blinken and Biden their time!...

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With some men Viagra tends to excite

with others it tends to delight

        with Lawyers here's what to expect

        it has a totally different effect

with them it increases their Height!...

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