Short Lawyers Poems
Short Lawyers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lawyers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lawyers by length and keyword.
field of planted seeds
moonlight rises zombies
evil road exceeds
detache bodies
no lawyers doctors just a nobody
Trump's lawyers are busy as bees
Collecting some really fat fees
The train from New York
Once loaded with pork
Now sports only soiled BVDs
Buffalo Bill
wants to fight the edl like the people smugglers
Lawyers acumen
of a bewildering kind
but will he succeed on both counts
Upon the mild mannered Canucks,
Descended an army of trucks.
In the capital town
To bring the government down…
A town full of lawyers, good luck!
Trump lost his power to veto
Which Democrats think is, "Neat-o!"
Trump's lawyers insist
A slap on the wrist
Won't daunt a common mosquito!
The volcano Kilauea
Was bursting its seams to Waimea
Donald Trump came across
Shouting, "I am da boss!
Drop yer drawers and my lawyers will pay yuh!"
Can't follow 1040 instructions?
Need help claiming all those deductions?
Trump knows what you need
Is not chicken feed
But his lawyers skilled in seductions
Twisters of the truth
Shark skin suits, alligator shoes
A magician, makes a full pocket book empty
Form:
We may be a nation of laws
But we're not a nation of lawyers
The Constitution - We don't want to destroy her
Though it tickles us pink to annoy her
A beast with no head
Frozen feelers hands on wheel
The sidewalk bones tell time sharp
Red-brick lawyers again
Yet cells evaporate swift
Cigarettes like mandalas
Humpty Trumpty sat in the White House,
Humpty Trumpty had a great electoral loss;
All his lawyers and crooked friends,
Couldn't make Humpty Trumpty president again.
Licensed to practice the
law, counselors charge for
legal advice and to
litigate a dispute.
Lawyers plead cases and
launch apt defenses as
learned professionals.
If I believe in freedom of speech
then I'd better be certain that
I don't say anything bad
concerning powerful
men with expensive
lawyers or they
will bankrupt
me in
style
Lawyers want money to buy a new suit
Thieves with a rolex and evil to boot
They're as crooked as can be
They all need buried at sea
That's where they'd be but I just don't pollute
He cut some corners when filing his tax
Now poor man is going in for the max
He got nailed
Cant get bailed
Of appeals his lawyers now have stacks
For Carolyn's contest
AUGUST BREATH
The summer crowd
What was one with the sky
Sense the change
Each
They hang
Each
Each one
The lawyers
The law
It is the law
Cruel but eternal
The lawyers must come
Five dumb lawyers moved to Buenos Aires
Those attorneys simply couldn't care less
They didn't speak Spanish
Their livelihoods vanished
Verdict: "Our law schools didn't prepare us!"
aka
Später Wenn der Mondenschein
Donald Trump is now fighting crime
His lawyers and judges won't rhyme
They will not support
His Plea to abort
They're Blinken and Biden their time!
With some men Viagra tends to excite
with others it tends to delight
with Lawyers here's what to expect
it has a totally different effect
with them it increases their Height!
Lawyers supply inept legalese.
One while defending my Pekinese,
went into a stupor,
made one fatal blooper.
Stripped in front of the judge ridding fleas.
© Aug 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Lawyer” contest
:Twelve suing lawyers
Knocking at my door....
I've had enough for one day,
I don't want to see nomore
Six owe Me money,
Six others want a cut somehow
I wish I had my machete,
They'd get it,
And now
Sharp Suited Sharks
Feeding
Fervently Feasting, Foul Fiends
Covetous Cuthroats, Cultured Convicts Convincing
Innocents Inked In Immensely Incurred Interests,
Indebted
Enslaved, Effaced Emotions, Exasperated
Babies are droolers
Teachers are schoolers
Pitchers are foolers
Lawyers are duelers
Fishermen are spoolers
Faceters are jewelers
Needlers are crewelers
Kids are stoolers
Men are toolers
Women are rulers
All politicians,
are lawyers and businessmen,
and are absolutely incapable of solving any of the world's problems,
except when solving such problems is beneficial to only them.
All politicians are all self serving.
Humpty Trumpty sat on a WALL.
Humpty Trumpty had a great fall.
And all of his lawyers and billionaire friends
Couldn't put Trumpty together again!
By: Carole O'Terry Duet
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