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Horny Poems - Poems about Horny

Premium Member Hungry, Then Horny
Wife was feeling neglected and bored. Hubby hugged her. Her low spirits soared. She cooed, “Let’s go to bed.” When he said, “Well, instead, would you bring me some food?” she was floored. Soon she came back buck-naked and bold with a meal. Such a sight to behold! ...

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Categories: horny, feelings, food, lust,
Form: Limerick
Horny Bird
Horny bird Sing for me Let me feel happiness again Bring me back my peace Let your message be my remedy Yes horny bird sing to my soul Don't leave me down this deep Uplift my mind with your melody Heal my heart with your flow Yes horny bird sing to me Your songs bring freedom To my soul Horny...

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Categories: horny, absence, courage, freedom, happiness,
Form: Epic
Premium Member The Horny Prince - Bawdy
Said the horny prince to the fairy queen I have the largest you've ever seen I’ll prove it, indeed, By planting my seed And we'll call it continuing my gene. FOURTH PLACE WINNER written February 23, 2022 "A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick" Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin...

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Categories: horny, humor,
Form: Limerick
Horny Games
World becomes the hell Rulers when cultivate greed Hate begets revenge Warfare body lives on blood Deaths are politician's game 16.09.2020 Chattogram...

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Categories: horny, life, political,
Form: Rengay
The Second Curse of the Horny Toad
Happily Never After (the Second Curse of the Horny Toad) by Michael R. Burch He did not think of love of Her at all frog-plangent nights, as moons engoldened roads through crumbling stonewalled provinces, where toads (nee princes) ruled in chinks and grew so small at last to be invisible. He smiled (the fables erred so curiously), and thought bemusedly of being reconciled to...

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Categories: horny, allegory, analogy, animal, extended
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Horny Toads
Horny Toads Grandpa knew everything, that was needed to be known, always. I stayed every summer, from the time before I remember, until the time I pray, never to forget. We worked in the garden. We dug holes, and planted seeds. Everything was new to me. Miracles were in the garden. Tiny things that most miss. an ant,...

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Categories: horny, caregiving, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather,
Form: Narrative
As Hard As Rock
As Hard As Rock by Nina Dalin 14th May 2019 - Sexual Comedy And John said “Olegs cock is as hard as rock ?When Monica Miguel enters the room”? He approaches her without realisation? That His cock is sticking out far vertically out from his shorts ?It’s much longer than usual? So big it looks like an elephants dick? Because he's so...

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Categories: horny, fantasy, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form: Verse
Tmi
Bad poetry is what one gets when horny people don't have sex so if this rhyme seems juvenile give me a break, it's been a while...

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Categories: horny, absence, humorous, lost love,
Form: Couplet
Horny Dude
Maverick - man Legs - long Skirts - sexy Knickers - knot Manners - misplaced Breast - Blossom Breathe - bare Nipple - Nudge Heart - huge Loins - looney Fingers - Fraught Penile - Pulse Testicle - Trouble Horny - Hornet ***** - Propeller...

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Categories: horny, fun, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Horny Dilemma
HORNY DILEMMA MANIC TRAFFIC GRAPHIC PANIC days predestined manic traffic race finish line nights graphic panic ...

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Categories: horny, car, crazy,
Form: Tyburn
Premium Member A Bevy of Horny Fillies
A long lost uncle has suddenly died Leaving me a treasure that staggers the eyes A mansion imposing But therein disclosing A bevy of horny fillies, I began to cry...

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Categories: horny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Horny Queen
the man with a crown on his head has likely to spend time in bed the Queen, misbehaving the cause of much raving preferring most couches instead....

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Categories: horny, abuse,
Form: Limerick
Horny As Honey
Revered are the Stars that spring you, acclaimed the moon who enlightens your path. Hold me in-between your laps -a haven of infinity. Let me understand your warmth:cold forever despised. My upstairs in scatteration-your decked face observe. Wait on the Mortal strand where the Hollow of your thighs is consummated. Freeze me in you,the World a single figure appear. You make the...

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Categories: horny, best friend,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Viagra and Beer
Submitted by: Buzz O'Words Written: 3/3/14 Too much Viagra and beer. My wife was out of town, I hit every club around. Each time I'd hope to find A horny woman here. Country Bob's was the last place that was open. Near blind drunk and horny, I was still hopin'. A pretty woman gave me a glance, Smiled and said, "Let's dance. Honey, I'm ridin' if...

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Categories: horny, body, desire, drink, fantasy,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Horny Toad
Said his lover to the horny toad: "Buster, you can hit the road! A 'horny' Romeo you ain't, And here's the basis of my complaint! I don't know why they call you 'horny'! 'Tis a gross misnomer and is so very corny! When it comes to romance you are dead! You're about as sensual as a loaf of moldy bread!" Robert L. Hinshaw,...

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Categories: horny, humorous,
Form: Couplet

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