Horny Poems

Horny

He was horny, slipped his clothes in a second, his eyes and thing went straight!

Hungry, Then Horny

Wife was feeling neglected and bored.
Hubby hugged her. Her low spirits soared.  
     She cooed, “Let’s go to bed.”
     When he said, “Well, instead,
would you bring me some food?” she was floored.

Soon she came back buck-naked and bold
with a meal. Such a sight to behold!
 

Horny Bird

Horny bird
Sing for me 
Let me feel happiness again
Bring me back my peace 
Let your message be my remedy
Yes horny bird sing to my soul
Don't leave me down this deep 
Uplift my mind with your melody 
Heal my heart with your flow 
Yes horny bird sing to me 
Your songs bring freedom
To my soul 

Horny

The Horny Prince - Bawdy

Said the horny prince to the fairy queen
I have the largest you've ever seen
I’ll prove it, indeed,
By planting my seed
And we'll call it continuing my gene.

FOURTH PLACE WINNER
written February 23, 2022
"A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin

Horny Games

World becomes the hell
Rulers when cultivate greed
Hate begets revenge
Warfare body lives on blood
Deaths are politician's game


16.09.2020 Chattogram

The Second Curse of the Horny Toad

Happily Never After (the Second Curse of the Horny Toad)
by Michael R. Burch

He did not think of love of Her at all
frog-plangent nights, as moons engoldened roads
through crumbling stonewalled provinces, where toads
(nee princes) ruled in chinks and grew so small
at last to be invisible. He smiled
(the fables erred so curiously), and thought
bemusedly of being reconciled
to

Horny Toads

Horny Toads

Grandpa knew everything, 
that was needed to be known, 
always. 

I stayed every summer, 
from the time before I remember, 
until the time I pray,
never to forget. 

We worked in the garden.
We dug holes, and planted seeds. 
Everything was new to me. 

Miracles were in the garden. 
Tiny things that most miss. 
an ant,

As Hard As Rock

As Hard As Rock by Nina Dalin 14th May 2019 - Sexual Comedy

And John said
“Olegs cock is as hard as rock ?When Monica Miguel enters the room”?
He approaches her without realisation?
That His cock is sticking out far vertically out from his shorts
?It’s much longer than usual?
So big it looks like an elephants dick?
Because he's so

Tmi

Bad poetry is what one gets
when horny people don't have sex
so if this rhyme seems juvenile
give me a break, it's been a while

Horny Dude

Maverick
- man
Legs
- long
Skirts
- sexy
Knickers
- knot
Manners
- misplaced
Breast
- Blossom
Breathe
- bare
Nipple
- Nudge
Heart
- huge
Loins
- looney 
Fingers
- Fraught
Penile
- Pulse
Testicle
- Trouble
Horny
- Hornet
*****
- Propeller

Horny Dilemma

HORNY DILEMMA


MANIC
	TRAFFIC
		    GRAPHIC 
			          PANIC

	days
		predestined
 			            manic
					      traffic
						        race

	finish
		line
			nights
				  graphic
					      panic
						   

A Bevy of Horny Fillies

A long lost uncle has suddenly died
Leaving me a treasure that staggers the eyes
A mansion imposing
But therein disclosing
A bevy of horny fillies, I began to cry

Horny Queen

the man with a crown on his head
has likely to spend time in bed
the Queen, misbehaving
the cause of much raving
preferring most couches instead.

Horny As Honey

Revered are the Stars that spring you,
acclaimed the moon who enlightens your path.
Hold me in-between your laps -a haven of infinity.
Let me understand your warmth:cold forever despised.
My upstairs in scatteration-your decked face observe.
Wait on the Mortal strand where the Hollow of your thighs is consummated.
Freeze me in you,the World a single figure appear.
You make the

Viagra and Beer

Submitted by: Buzz O'Words
Written: 3/3/14

Too much Viagra and beer.
My wife was out of town,
I hit every club around.
Each time I'd hope to find
A horny woman here.

Country Bob's was the last place that was open.
Near blind drunk and horny, I was still hopin'.
A pretty woman gave me a glance,
Smiled and said, "Let's dance.
Honey, I'm ridin' if

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