Best Horny Poems
Below are the all-time best Horny poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of horny poems written by PoetrySoup members
ObsidianAn almost stillness came about
as she strode into my door,
like breath itself refused to move,
fearful of touching her mysterious beauty
But her obsidian eyes betrayed her....
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Categories:
horny, abuse, dark, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
The Pedicure VirginI don't know what came over me that day - an instant of weakness after years of resistance, I suppose.
My beaming spouse leads me, a...
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Categories:
horny, humor,
Form:
Prose
Warning - Certain Poets May Wish To Change Their NameWell guys I’m going to tell you a secret
You don’t really know me
I have not been honest
I am not who I say I am
Yesterday...
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Categories:
horny, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
I Once Was a Soldier1.
Why do we persecute this Jesus?
this Palestinian Jew, with claim
to one almighty God?
Ahh! let me home, it’s all too
much, and no avail.
so I Longinus, leader...
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Categories:
horny, jesus, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Santas HomeSanta came home with a reindeer
And Mrs Claus said with a sneer
‘Did you have to bring
That horny old thing?’
Rudolph said, ‘Madam, he lives here.’
13 December...
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Categories:
horny, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Keep It Turnin' To the RightOklahoma cowboy, tough coal miner’s son
Born in Henryetta, south of Tulsa some
Raised by daddy’s momma, taught him wrong from right
Daddy taught him ropin’, taught him...
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Categories:
horny, day, earth, funny, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Thank You, PhotoshopFor turning my eyes into shallow Pacific blues,
because nobody likes Chocolate.
For transforming the freckled clusterbomb on my face,
into baby skin smoothness!
Because freckles are humanity’s...
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Categories:
horny, introspection, life, social, me,
Form:
Free verse
You Said You UnderstoodListen, Heathcliff, don't get me wrong,
but hanging with you isn't good.
You're a dragon, and I'm a mouse,
last night you said you understood.
That weird look in...
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Categories:
horny, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Crossing the Toad - New CollaborationTheme for collaboration suggested by Tim Smith
Two enormous old toads crossed the road
On Tom’s back lounged Thomasina toad
Both are ugly and warty
Thomasina’s so naughty
As her...
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Categories:
horny, animal, giggle, humorous, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Ten Years, Somewhere In Their Lost Neighbourhood
“Ten Years, Somewhere in their Lost Neighbourhood”
Of course,
he said, like a god,
there is no course,
one must simply go with the flow
the penumbra stands waivering its...
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Categories:
horny, muse,
Form:
Narrative
Frog PadsCroakers symphony
await the rainy season
a horny toad calls
A burst of thunder
rain coming down in torrents
a mating frenzy
lily pads submerge
fertile eggs slowly sinking
fish come ...
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Categories:
horny, nature,
Form:
Haiku
CalifornyJack was sitting poker faced
With bullets backed by bitches.
Neal hunched at the wheel
Puttin everyone in stitches.
He was braggin 'bout
This nurse he'd screwed,...
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Categories:
horny, america, time, travel,
Form:
Free verse
The GreyWulf they called me; they called me
long ago, in track and fathered field,
muscled and thighed for the dash to kill
and share the beating blood,...
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Categories:
horny, nature,
Form:
Free verse
Why LoveWhy is my heart torn?
Why can't I just leave you well enough alone?
When it's just us three, I feel like a third wheel
I don't know...
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Categories:
horny, friendship, loss, love, love,
Form:
Bio
Reflections On a Virginia Summer NightAt the entrance of evening, the melting sun slowly drips
over the treetop horizon;
Beckoning the moon to peek through the opaque...
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Categories:
horny, dream, emotions, sleep, summer,
Form:
Prose Poetry