Horny Toad

Said his lover to the horny toad: "Buster, you can hit the road! A 'horny' Romeo you ain't, And here's the basis of my complaint! I don't know why they call you 'horny'! 'Tis a gross misnomer and is so very corny! When it comes to romance you are dead! You're about as sensual as a loaf of moldy bread!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) All Rights Reserved For those not acquainted with horny toads. They are a species that sport horns on their heads, therefore, called horned or horny toads and are quite common here in Colorado. I have no personal knowledge of a "horny" toad's sexual activities but apparently the little lady toadette in this poem is upset about it!