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Horny Toad

Said his lover to the horny toad: "Buster, you can hit the road! A 'horny' Romeo you ain't, And here's the basis of my complaint! I don't know why they call you 'horny'! 'Tis a gross misnomer and is so very corny! When it comes to romance you are dead! You're about as sensual as a loaf of moldy bread!" Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) All Rights Reserved For those not acquainted with horny toads. They are a species that sport horns on their heads, therefore, called horned or horny toads and are quite common here in Colorado. I have no personal knowledge of a "horny" toad's sexual activities but apparently the little lady toadette in this poem is upset about it!

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Date: 5/24/2013 11:29:00 AM
Poor horny toad... never even got a chance to give his side of the story *sigh*... Some people might call this humor outdated, but I enjoy the heck out of it... I know some people that think bodily functions are the funniest thing of planet earth... I like the more clever forms of humor...
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Date: 5/18/2013 2:28:00 PM
ha ha I love the poem Bob H., wish romance worked like that within humans... xox~ PD
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Date: 5/15/2013 12:06:00 PM
ha! this made me laugh. i love your note, too, about the "toadette's reaction!
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Date: 5/15/2013 7:28:00 AM
- Never heard about such a toad ..... but ..... yes, fun written :)) - Have a nice day - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/14/2013 10:28:00 PM
Oh this is so funny ...awesome!! love,Deb
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Date: 5/14/2013 9:19:00 PM
You do know how to make me laugh.! I cant get the phrase "toadette" out of my Hope all is well with my favorite poet. BG
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