L Milton Hankins Poet Limerick

The Horny Prince - Bawdy

Said the horny prince to the fairy queen
I have the largest you've ever seen
I’ll prove it, indeed,
By planting my seed
And we'll call it continuing my gene.

FOURTH PLACE WINNER
written February 23, 2022
"A New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Tania Kitchin March 7, 2022 at 4:48 PM Milton, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limerick! L Milton Hankins March 7, 2022 at 5:15 PM Thank you so much, Tania. Yeah, I thought it was a good one!

I Am Anaya March 7, 2022 at 10:05 AM Huge congratulations, Milton. Maybe it flowed too well, nothing stiff about it! L Milton Hankins March 7, 2022 at 10:11 AM Well, that's certain true! LOL

Andrea Dietrich March 6, 2022 at 11:10 AM You did a great job with your bawdy humor, Milt. Glad to finally see this one, and congrats for the win.

Jenna Logan March 6, 2022 at 7:19 AM Congratulations on your winning limerick, Milt, and hats off to your bawdiness. L Milton Hankins March 6, 2022 at 9:14 AM Thanks, Jenna. Frankly, I thought it was a winner, so I was a little surprised that it came in so low. Hey, it's always better to get a spot than to be tossed aside. I don't particularly like to write bawdy stuff, but that's what she wanted, so I tried to do my best! Congratulations to you, too!

Terry Miller March 6, 2022 at 6:28 AM Very funny Milt and good meter too, congratulations, Terry L Milton Hankins March 6, 2022 at 9:14 AM Thanks, Terry. I thought it was a good one.

Christuraj Alex March 6, 2022 at 5:59 AM Multiple meanings. Beautifully written. Congratulations! L Milton Hankins March 6, 2022 at 9:15 AM Thank you, Christuraj. I appreciate your congrats.

Alexis Y. February 26, 2022 at 10:38 PM Lol! Milt, This is a good one for the contest theme. It was bawdy indeed. Best wishes in the contest. Have a good evening-Alexis L Milton Hankins February 27, 2022 at 8:57 AM Well, I think I did what she asked for. It was a bit out of my comfort zone, but, I've been known to write a few scorchers! Thanks!

Jan Allison February 26, 2022 at 5:20 PM very witty indeed Milt xx L Milton Hankins February 26, 2022 at 5:33 PM I figured you most get a kick out of it, Jan. Thanks for checking it out.

Tom Cunningham February 24, 2022 at 8:49 AM Lol, brilliant Milton, you rose well to the contest challenge. Tom L Milton Hankins February 24, 2022 at 9:28 AM LMAO, Tom. Thanks so much. Your double entendre is well-taken and well-received. Elevating, indeed!