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The Lonely Elf

Lonely elf not 5’4, horny toad toon
Hits on maties wives in pubs and saloons      
a smidge taller than Manson
yet not quite as handsome
His gal pal elves nudge him to G-E-T -A -R-O-O-M!

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Marikate Kingston

September 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM

Shame, shame! Did you drink some bad, "handsy" brew? Tsk, tsk, I shall stay away from you!!

I Am Anaya

September 28, 2026 at 5:07 PM

Keep them safe dear poetess, betrayal runs rapid, lil elves especially. 😄💕

Marikate Kingston

September 18, 2026 at 7:15 PM

This was a funny poem to read I'm Irish, but married an italian...I'll never tell my secrets 🥰

I Am Anaya

September 15, 2026 at 7:33 AM

The handsy elf, oh too funny, Marikate, don't worry, he was last seen in faraway Ireland, he travels ~🚂

Pascal Borg

August 31, 2026 at 2:38 PM

Ha,Ha! Loved your limerick but was spooked out of my skin with the picture of your Romeo.

I Am Anaya

August 31, 2026 at 3:19 PM

😂, no, no, I'm not one of his elves they themselves only fancy him as they are one in the same, I never fell for his dry obnoxious innuendos & 🤏, ha! & their envy... I play 'keep away' from those hole in the wall saloons! 😜

Robert Gorelick

August 30, 2026 at 1:10 PM

Within the most suave and distinguished hunk's inner self, there lurks that stunted and lusty soul of an elf! You sure know male psychology. Bravo. Robert

I Am Anaya

August 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM

There you are, I don't judge a book by its cover, & I do embrace what's different unless a horny toad toon reveals itself! Woman can be just as conniving whoo hoo-- size does matter~🤣

I Am Anaya

August 30, 2026 at 1:32 PM

👏 Bravisimo how do you do that, so funny.

CayCay Godwin

August 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM

FIRST, he looks just like the creature that was under my bed every night when I was four. SECOND, funny and funky fabulous ... CayCay

I Am Anaya

August 16, 2026 at 5:25 AM

CayCay, oh my, poor baby, he is an eye sore, hopefully you settled the score later in life. Ty, I think the limerick flows better without a syllable count, yet meant to be short & clever. Good day

Sam Kauffman

August 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM

Very clever and so funny, Anaya! Best wishes for the contest. Thanks for the giggles! This elf is definitely not on a shelf!

I Am Anaya

August 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM

Tyvm, Sam! It was too late for Margarita's "Get A Room" contest, just having fun with some humor. 😍

Alison A Smith

August 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM

Well done very funny😂

I Am Anaya

August 14, 2026 at 8:31 AM

Thank you so much, Alison! That spooky lil creeper had it coming for sometime, let's just hope he stays put in his own room for a very long-time tapping away on his phone or something, ha 🧻 here's some toilet paper for the lonely creeper! 😆 No namaste for him! _/\_

Hiya Sharma

August 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM

Gosh, horror fun hahaha! The lonely elf lol, spooky humor I must say.. This one gave me a good laugh dear Anaya, you do these limericks so well and the imagery created, tells a complete story! How very talented! Sending you starlight and moonbeams, pleasure reading your words 💜💜💫💫

I Am Anaya

August 14, 2026 at 8:44 AM

Ah, Hiya I love that, spooky /humor, 👻 there should be a box to check for it, I seldom write of frightening characters, I did so with "Mirmantha" she is Lilith-like & hates the villagers, think i'll pin it. Heehee. I think in the back of my mind this was-a-waiting for its release (pun) 😂 ty for enjoying sweet star poetess 🌸 🕉